That feel when you pirate a good game

>that feel when you pirate a good game

when does the guilt go away Sup Forums?

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>when does the guilt go away Sup Forums?
when you buy the game.

Instantaneously. Don't feel sorry for people who have been systematically raping the medium for the past decade or so.

what guilt?
fuck off redit

they fucked star fox
then can go to hell

Don't feel guilty. Nintendo is full of swindling scheming gypsy-like fucking jew nips

Reminder that if you pirate anything, then you have no legitimate opinion of it. You got for free nigga. And the guilt doesn't go away, you just become numb to caring.

>guilt

yeah
what Jim Sterling said
fuck Japs

>the ends justify the means!
how to detect niggers. Piracy is wrong and you might as well be printing counterfeit money.

The only time I felt any retroactive guilt over pirating a game was when cd projekt gave me a copy of the Witcher with my Gwent beta key

Oh shit, thanks user, I was so confused prior to you clearing things up for me.

Nah, my opinion on shitty over hyped games is totally valid, maybe even more so considering I won't feel compelled to justify a purchase I didn't make.

>might as well be printing counterfeit money
It's not like I'd be hurting anyone other than the kikes.

Nintendo doesn't deserve my money
stupid moralfag

Nobody has ever said that about piracy, we have the power, we'll use it as we please. If a developer doesn't want to make games we feel like paying for, we won't.

pirating games is like printing counterfeit money
but never actually spending it

Oh shit analogy btfo

B-but... How will they pay for their seven mansions?

>intentionally hold back your game by holding it hostage on a shitty underpowered console with absolutely no other worthwhile games on it

fuck Nintendo. Do as you please.

Then why not double fuck the dev and just buy their software and hardware with counterfeit money? That'll show em!

One of these things is easier than purchasing a game legitimately, I'll let you guess which one.

So far Terraria is the only game I've pirated that made me feel bad enough to go buy it. figured fuck it, they deserve the 10 bucks.

why don't they just print their own counterfeit money if they're so smart?

I bought my Wii U with real money and now i've got the power to play whatever I want

So how well is this piece of shit running on CEMU?

>I bought my Wii U with real money
Same. I haven't regretted piracy ever since.

The fuck? My opinion is way more valuable than some fanboy shmuck who pre-ordered it, since I can actually form an unbiased opinion on it and not have to worry about justifying my money.

It boots, which is better than most WiiU games, very promising. Give it a month and it'll likely be playable, givem the hype surrounding the game and it becoming emulatable saving people from wasting money on a Switch.

Fantastic, thank you.

Every thread it will be the same answer, it gets to the title screen which is much better than most games at launch which usually cannot even start. The cemu devs may or may not release a big update fixing some stuff tomorrow, however whats most likely is they are going to milk the patrons for a few more months before fully fixing everything

When you don't have to pay $300 for a shitty console just to play it.

the game is unfinished.

It's "finished" like they finalized everything and released it - but what's in the game isn't finalized content.

Most of the ideas behind mechanics in the game are half-baked and are more like "concept" ideas quickly programmed into an alpha build to test them and see if they're good ideas or not.

game is lacking content on all fronts from music to enemy variety to amount of shiekah runes. there was deprecated code data from the code-dump leak ahead of release that mentioned a 6th shiekah rune called Boomerang Bomb. It's safe to say they only removed it cause it was a third bomb rune and not because the idea was fucking retarded.

there didn't need to be even 2 bomb runes, only a single tetrahedron shaped bomb. they only added cube bombs cause the round ones rolled too much in shrines, but the cube bombs can also roll on essentially every surface in the game that isn't inside the geometrically flat shrines. they should have removed the round bomb at this point, but they were too retarded to go back and redesign the 4 or 5 things in the game that actually 'require' a round bomb.

the story itself isn't even finished. They built this whole marketable iconography around the game referring to the "rusted master sword", going as far as putting it on the box-art, being promotional material and even making a statuette of it for the special collectors edition. Yet at no point in the game is the sword actually like that outside of a few cutscenes, nor is the change in it's appearance explained. The first time you find the master sword in-game through your adventure, it's pristine and not rusted at all.

BotW is massively retarded and conceptually a premature stillborn that was designed by mongs, taking 5 years to develop a game that is virtually a polished and playable alpha-demo of tech concepts relying on physics that had long been explored over the 12 years since Half-Life 2 was released.

If you paid for this game, Nintendo meme'd you.

98/100

Most devs I know don't give a shit about piracy.

Just play the game and have fun. If you enjoy it and can afford it buy it. End.

>Finished Re7 last month
>Just helped my friend hack his 3DS to use Freeshop

Fuck Guilt, I just want to play games.

>buyfags will still be struggling to reach 30fps at 720p
>I will soon be playing at 1080p silky smooth 60fps on my computer
>and not pay a cent for the game

Praise Jesus.

Actually it isnt. But you can keep pretending. Thieving faggot.

It could run perfectly for all we know.

There is not a snowball's chance in hell the CEMU devs would release an emulator that can play Nintendo's flagship game this close to launch.

Nintendo may not have legal leg to stand on, but they'd sure as hell harass the fuck out of the emu devs and tie them up in court until they bankrupted them.

Your opinion is feces on the bottom of any Nintendo fans shoe, because they earned their opinion.

This is why you anonymously publish your emulators as open source software.

As much as I hate phrase 'pc master race' it sure jogs my nog when you lay the facts out like that

The only thing under a nintendo shoe is the fans, delusional fanboy

>Be latinoamerican.
>Accustomed to piracy since i have conscience.
>Have never bought an original game.
Holy fuck these burgers XDD

Could someone please do a food analogy? I really need one right about now.

I haven't bought a Nintendo console in thirteen years, they had their chance to win me back with the Switch, their loss.

>image unrelated

You got a Wii U, if anything it's Nintendo that should feel guilty.

How do you pirate console games?

The fact they're getting paid to develop CEMU right now is grey as fuck, considering Nintendo's history I am genuinely surprised they haven't been sued to death yet.

sonybro

paying for BotW is like paying for a game where you eat dog meat.

Imagine food is games and you can play games without having to pay for them and it's actually easier than buying them.

How about that?

>you wouldn't download a game
Oh wait I did, what are you going to do about it?

imagine a restaurant made you wait 4 years for a burger

once they hand you a appetizing looking burger you can smell the 4 year old rot coming off of it so you refuse to pay

>pay for food at release
>your proprietary oven you bought that can only cook that specific food you paid for can't get hot enough to fully cook it, and takes the flavor out of it while doing it
>have to eat it half frozen

>wait several months
>find food for free at the corner store where some guy is giving it away
>get to use your full power, non-proprietary oven to fully cook it
>enjoy it to the fullest

Have with your cold food, console fags, I'm good with waiting for my CEMU version.

No, I mean one where you sympathize with the cook (content creator) by saying they cooked a delicious meal and then someone comes in and copies it and if they like it they'll pay for it maybe.

...

That's stupid.

>guilt
What?

piratefags are the reason we aren't seeing more variety and new ideas in the gaming industry, and the reason more and more devs are making console exclusives and shying away from PC gaming. A lot of time and energy goes into making games. Do the right thing and pay them for their effort, you entitled faggots.

>accustomed to piracy since I have a conscience
??????

>you have no legitimate opinion of it
You didn't buy Sup Forums. So your opinions don't matter here.

>guilt
>over Nintendo
They fucked me over with the Wii U enough and I'm not getting a Switch.
I posted this image yesterday, and this is literally the only physical Wii U game I have. I pretty much pirated the rest of the library because I'm tired of this company's shitty business practices. I wish their great games were released on better platforms.

Shit, is that like a farmer's market but for cheap dvds?

I need to go to one of those.

So a very shady chef just served you a cold steak, you are pleased with the steak but another customer comes by and complains.

He whips out his fancy blow torch and heats the steak making it much better and refuses to pay for the shady chef's cold product

why guilt?

its a non-scarce, non-excludable good

companys have to get the government to threaten violence against people who use their game without buying their game

intellectual property laws are wrong

>enjoy pirating
>hate it when people copied my homework/test/quiz answers
How do I deal with the hypocrisy?

Okay, imagine all the cooks are paid in advance and whether or not the food sells doesn't actually affect whether or not they receive any kind of congratulation or bonus (in like 90% of cases, Fallout:NV being the most memed exception).

There may be times when the cooks do lose their jobs because people keep 'borrowing' the food they cook without paying, try not to feel bad for these cooks though as they're the same cooks who are trying to ban pork because they don't like it or downsize meals to save money, these are bad cooks.

jokes on you fag I never did my homework

>wanted to buy Pikmin 2 for my Gamecube since I rented it back when I was young and remember it being fun
>$100 would be considered a very low price from the listings I saw for it
Nah fuck that, I'm downloading Dolphin.

>Thread didn't turn into One Piece discussion
Fuck you guys

>I wish their great games were released on better platforms
They should release their games on Steam.

one piss is shit

buy an amiibo and get a cancerous little merchandise figure

Eat shit faggot

>always buy games i like
>play assloads of europa universalis and crusader kings
>Pirate it anyway because they think its ok to charge 20 for a small to mid size patch, totalling Now well over $200 not including the base game

Sure, let everyone take anyone's intellectual property, that will let new ideas with millions of dollars behind them flourish.

If I did i'd be reading One Piece of shit

Fine I'll do it myself then.


>man spends years learning how to cook
>thousands of hours and dollars spent mastering his craft
>many failures along the way but he never gives up and hopes to open a successful restaurant with his skills
>once he has become a master chef he opens a restaurant and makes the most delicious pork belly the world has ever seen
>before he can even sell it someone comes in and makes a copy of it
>says if he likes the pork he'll pay for it
>distributes the copied pork for free to everyone
>thousands of people eat the copied pork for free
>after eating the pork everyone is sated and have no desire to pay money for pork they can eat for free
>the cook has to close down the restaurant because no one ever purchased his meals
>his dreams shattered and entire life ruined and wasted because someone copied his magnum opus
>gets made fun of for trying to sell his meals at full price when people are distributing copies for free
>people instead praise the man who copied the pork instead of the original creator
>this is the world we live in today
Defend this piratefags.

Shit like this just makes pirating old shit even more enjoyable. Not only do you get to play a rare, nostalgic game but you get to stick to some trumped up fedoralord who made up a price for his game on the spot. Damn, feels good.

Gaming needs to crash and go back to being niche things small companies made out of passion.

this is the most cuck thing written on Sup Forums today

>when does the guilt go away Sup Forums?
>the guilt
>guilt

what?

>Posts generic animu face
>Thinks he's any better

>Nintendo
They fucked AM2R. No remorse, and no forgiveness.

But his pork belly is exactly the same as the pork belly down the street, only difference is he named it "World's Best Porkbelly" so everyone thought it was great.

But he went out of business because someone stole his work and was never able to make a sale. Piratefags are the worst defending something like this.

But he didn't really go out of business because millions of moralfags bought his pork belly anyway.

Not all chefs work alone, maybe the chef should have sought out work where he'd be guaranteed pay, there are plenty of restaurants about. People are really only out to steal expensive pork anyway, maybe if this lone chef had catered to the fast food crowd by charging less for his pork people wouldn't felt the need to steal his work and offer it to everyone for free. Pork is tricky business.

eurogamer.net/articles/2012-08-22-ubisoft-has-endured-a-93-95-percent-piracy-rate-on-pc

This is the state of the industry right now. People can't even make a profit off their games because it gets copied more than sold!
>he shouldn't have made his pork so delicious if he didn't want it to get copied
>she shouldn't have been so sexy if she didn't want to get raped
What's the difference? You piratefags will go to any length to defend your actions.

Yeah but we're not talking about the fry cook down the street, we're talking about the Master Chef's pork belly

>she shouldn't have been so sexy if she didn't want to get raped

As a proud rapist I genuinely agree with this statement though. There is a reason my religion introduced the burqa.

>tfw you want to pirate the game to play on CEMU but it doesn't work yet

I will get a switch and zelda when they fix their shit and put out a revision. Or when they announce monster hunter, whichever happens first

"intellectual property" isnt a real thing

until nintendo learns to lower their prices later on down the road I will continue to pirate. no fucking reason 2 year old games are still priced at 59.99.
botw will be the last wii u game i pirate from them and is the only one ive done so i dont feel that bad.

I can hear it.

I hear all of it.

>He never saw a pirated cd market
Google "derb ghalef Morocco" and get plane tickets, you will piss yourself i guarantee you

when you realize you saved your self 360 bucks

it doesn't go away because i feel no guilt

you're actually retarded, please stop posting

If I ever do get a switch, I'll buy the GOTY there.

The worst part is that idiots like you will be using this argument unironically for 3D Printed Food.