Turn on your mic dude, it'll help us with this raid

>turn on your mic dude, it'll help us with this raid

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I have a big throbbing cock, why do I even come here?

>we know you have a mic why arent you talking with us

to jerk it to pictures of 2d femboys

Never have this problem because I don't have friends.

>my mic is broke but i can hear you guys ill just type in chat hehe

>say cute stuff to random anons who've added me over Sup Forums
>they clam up and stutter
Is everyone a submissive fuckboy on here? I didn't think it'd be as easy as just having to use my voice to make people stutter or get embarrassed.

>Is everyone a submissive fuckboy on here
yes

That sounds fucking hilarious.

S2 when

Don't be mean to cute anons!!

You guys are my only friends.

What do you mean by "cute"?

I'd probably just respond with something like, "Dude, that's hella gay." Then we'd fuck. That's how it works, right?

what animu

i love you too user

Why don't you go outside more user?

Fair enough, but this thread hasn't gone anywhere

summer I think
too bad it sucks

>have a voice that does not match me at all
>people are surprised to hear me talk
>have no issues talking on a mic

It's not that hard

wanna be my submissive buttslut?

If you're that desperate you could go to one of the many places that are made specifically for talking about traps.

Did that little girl just ate a live crab? What the fuck.

never
spinoff based on sword autist instead

no lili and very little bestia confirmed

ARe you male or female?
If male I'd probably call you a faggot and kick you from the group, if female I'd probably call you a faggot but let you stay.

Bullying is essential in life.
It's not really 'cute' persay, I just say 'that's pretty cute dude' or something along those lines and that's all it takes.
It's pretty hilarious that it's all you need to say to make people on here stammer or get embarrassed. The only enjoyment I really get out of it is that I enjoy the reactions I get from it.

People outside are terrible people who pretend to be nice and polite. You guys shitpost all day and call each other reddit, but you're all nice people deep down.

But Hestia is the only reason anyone cares about Danmachi.

Why would they even bother?

She's a dragon.

he already is in one of those places
what the fuck do you think Sup Forums is for?

DUDE IM SUCH A GAY LMAO~
DUDE IM SUCH A WEEB x3

Bruh thats not a dragon that is a little girl. This is a dragon.

Youre still my friend, user.

That might apply to Sup Forums, however it doesn't for r9k. Those people legitimately believe that all women hate them (mostly because they're insufferable people who blame others for their problems) and believe that not working a single day in your life can get you somewhere. Most people on Sup Forums are nice deep down I'd say, though.

Do you live in Mississippi?

Wow. Without irony posting. Activates the thinking part really. Why does the former not feel as good as the latter?

Her(his) face is all fucked up, like the artist decided to make his head slightly oblong shaped.

I'm not sure at anymore, I thought it was for talking about video games. Apparently it's the go-to place for pretending to be gay?

...

No sorry

Where's the vidya?

Leaving r9k was the best decision of my life. I tried to start an r9k art thread but it turned into people bitching about how talent was genetic and it was not their fault they were miserable shits.

1st for sexy voice user from a previous thread

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Sup Forums stands for Sup Forumsery gay

I want to play vidya with weeaboo Sup Forums but I assume you all play games I don't own.

I love you all, anons.

That's what happens when you try to talk to people who blame everything but themselves.

>tf too manly a voice to flirt

>Can't flirt with qt feminine boys because they want other qt feminine boys.
>Can't flirt with girls because they want qt feminine boys.
>Hell, can't even flirt with other masc fags because they want qt feminine boys.

Gun me down in my sleep senpai.

Too direct
Fucking kill yourself

>tfw manly men voice

Get fucked

that's a wyvern. get it right.

Manly dudes are a-ok in my book. It's not like that trap you want to fuck or 'date' is going to look anything like what he did in his teenage years or his under 25's when you're both 30. I'd rather take my chances fucking a masculine guy in the ass and having him look mostly the same throughout the years rather than have some soft skin smooth trap that turns into wrinkles and spots 3 years into his 30's

i wanna be a stay at home maid and do lewd things to user

aww, thanks user

My friend went from browsing Sup Forums casually to browsing /r9k/ 24/7
I don't fucking know where he is or what he does now

>go into a place known to be losers hangout
>act preachy
>they don't like it
WOW how was I supposed to know that?!

I wish I had a one of you chained up under my desk.

Without the jokes, who is this cute girl? MInd if I get the name of the anime?

Could have made up for it on skilled RP if you knew how.

I was trying to get r9k anons to draw something.

Atleast we get more JUSTICE groping.

poor quality bait

>You will never be princess carried

hime from himegoto senpai
he is best girl