This is my boyfriend, say something nice to him

This is my boyfriend, say something nice to him.

I want to FUCK your boyfriend

you got cucked user

He's not as cute as mine.

>it's a Sup Forums discovers they're gay episode

He has a cute HYAAH

hi there

I wonder how much of Sup Forums has actually had gay sex?

it's pretty nice

I tried putting him in the outfit and I don't really see what the fuss was about.

I mean he's a bit androgynous but he's still a ways from any kind of feminimity outside of fanart.

I hate repeated episodes.

It doesn't help that crossdressing Link can easily pass for female if he didn't have a dick. Being flat chested doesn't even matter.

He's a fucking trap at this point, originally a girl but with a dick stapled on.

>tfw actually fucked a trap before

Was it good?

...

Y-Yes...

Be honest user, nobody is going to judge you.

It's not gay if you want to fuck cute feminine boy. I'm 100% straight m8

>tfw you gave up fapping for lent
>cross dressing link porn flourishes

Fuck

I only like fat hairless twinks, sorry.

>twink
>fat
Mutually exclusive, by definition

greentext now faggot

Do you have story?

>Celebrating lent when you're gay

>fat
>twink
How does that even work?

did you just assumed by sexual orientation?

I'm not gay though

Do you think whoever becomes the various Links' lovers across the franchise sometimes made them dress as girls?

Hey man, whatever helps you sleep at night

>bottom heavy, smooth and soft, puffy nipples on supple moobs

And he'll still look feminine in the face. Just a real porker with some additional wobble.

YOUR boyfriend? I'll be sure to punish him severely for double timing me.

>likes trap porn
>not gay
Just accept it user. It's not good to live in denial.

Still not a twink, no matter how you put it

If as a man this image makes your dick twitch, then you got problems.
I mean, I'm not against homosexuality or anything, but fuck, man.
I'm sure your Dad wanted his son to be a man, not a fucking faggot that masturbates to Effeminate Boys.

it used to be much worse.

you're bisexual. sex with men is better trust me.

Sometimes I really wish I was gay.

Silly OP, that's clearly a gril

>puffy nipples

I'd probably be gay if I wasn't a NEET with no need for human contact

I didn't even have sex with traps. I had sex with straight up dudes. It was great.

>be me
>like trap porn
> decide to see if gay porn gets me off
>nothing in fact its fucking gross
>"If you like traps your gay"
>?????

Okay fine, I wanna fuck Link's obese jiggly ass after I fatten him up an extra 300 pounds.

twink porn

I'm straight and I don't doubt this.

I'd imagine with another guy you don't need to strive to impress so much.

Alright, how do you get to this part of the game? I just want to show my gf it before I my wiiU sells.

That and men know what other men like. They give the best head.

>try to scrape together some actual happiness for myself in this bleak existence I was forced into by my parents
>or be miserable all life for dad's XIX century ideals
Sorry, dad. I'll call.

tried that fucking nasty, really anything that isnt 2d animu trap porn

>femininity
he's a scantily clad boy in lady's clothing. this appeals more to the gay crowd than the trap chasing crowd

Link is for _______

HYAACK HUT HUT HOOAAH

This is exactly how I want the boys.

>mfw it's a two part episode
>first episode is Sup Forums fapping to gay shit
>second episode is Sup Forums pretending it isn't gay

okay sauce?

this was a new episode for me today when i first saw these link fan arts, but now i think im going to be watching the rerun every day for the forseeable future

>still has those wide-ass man shoulders

nah

Joel Dumbledore or something
tumblr slut

It's not gay if she keeps her clothes on but she lowers her pants enough to plow her from behind, right?

wow that is as trappy as it gets the rest looks like shit

Trap art like this is pushing an unrealistic image of male bodies because even the twinkiest of twinks dont have hip-to-shoulder ratios like that nor are their shoulders ever that soft unless you had fucking hormones before the onset of puberty

not this guy but i have one

>be homeless
>staying at firneds house whos house im banned from by his parents
>go on ok cupid
>some ugly man looking bitch has highest rating with me
>msg her
>is a trap
>tell her my situation
>she offers to pick me up in her car and smoke me weed
>accept
>go to her paartment
>get high and have fun(video games and music sharing)
>time to sleep
>she gets undressed into panties and bra
>does it with back turned to me
>turns around
>biggest cock(limp, probably 7 inches limp) ive ever seen
>ready and giggles
>gets into bed
>jerks me off
>asks if i wanan fuck her ass
>say im tired and pass out
>next day buys me breakfast and drives me home

>wide
Are you retarded by chance?

I agree, he'd look way cuter if his shoulders were wider and his bum more defined