5' 9"

>5' 9"
what does Sup Forums think about Chloe Price from Life is Strange?

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I really like her and I'm glad I sacrificed Arcadia Bay for her

why would you sacrifice arcadia bay for a tranny?

Because I'm not a manlet.

then ur homo u faggot

men hating feminist staring in a shit sjw game

Chloe is a real piece of shit.

>Hasn't seen you in years
>Lights up a joint INSIDE her STEPFATHERS house
>Doesn't begin to offer you a hoot
>Still wants you to throw yourself under the bus for her

Is she wasn't a retard maybe she would've been alright, if a little self centred. As it stands she's a huge dumbass

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Is she the new sanic character?

hey you posted this in that other thread i made

not even her step dads house

I did. It's still very true

faggots that have never played the game just steal other peoples posts to make it sound like they have

If you light up a joint inside, then wonder how you get caught, you've got all the self-awareness of a fucking carrot.

Sorry OP, the only visual novel I ever played was Monster Girl Quest.

>She blames everyone but herself for her flaws
>Can't even use the word "hella" right
>Is too busy hating step dad to realize that he's the best thing to happen to her since her actual dad died
>Tries to traumatize her best friend who just got back in town by making her assist in suicide

Fuck her. I'm glad I let the bitch die...twice.

Worsr girl

most people don't just go barging into other peoples room david was an ass

I hated her before the third episode what the fuck

You sound like the kind of kid who gets really upset when his parents take away his game boy because he stayed up past bedtime playing it.

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she's trash

my parents didn't even give a shit about that as long as I was in bed I could do whatever I wanted

Nice picture, is that the crusty krab

Not an argument

>I can handle a gun, it's the men that need to be checked!
>OW, DAMNIT I SHOT MYSELF
>STUPID GUN

Unlike Sup Forums I'm not a proto fag that likes femdom. 5'9" is freakish proportions for a woman

Everyone was too busy with their lesbian romance to realize the reason Chloe is posting hundreds of posters looking for Rachel is because Chloe knows she is responsible in part for Rachels death.

Theres a lot of evidence to suggest that Chloe was kicked out of school for being a mule for drugs, and then convinced Rachel to start dealing drugs as well to make money. Rachel quickly got swept up into some bad shit and was murdered. If Max didnt have superpowers, she would have used Max to help pay off her car bill as well. Get out of arcadia bay at all costs is Chloe's MO.

no just a fact

is this true vidya kino?

she's a big girl

in fact, taller than me by a lot.

Slut

based

best game ever, 10/10

you can't prove me wrong since this is my professional critique

I like her hair

No there isn't, give me a few reasons that support this drug mule claim, she was kicked out of school for sparypainting some shit

She's 5'9"? That's cute

>Blue hair

Garbage

>Can't scissor the Christian chick

More garbage

>Manhating bitch
>Takes 0 responsibility whatsoever
Worse than street harlots, killed that bitch as fast as I could.
Agree with you.

>Takes 0 responsibility whatsoever

someone hasn't beaten the game

Did you look at Franks ledger? Drug deal, drug deal, drug deal, drug deal, 2000 dollar loan, drug deal, drug deal.

Frank and Chloe have history, and theres only one kind of history Frank has. Raachel wasnt caught drug dealing either- but she wasnt cut out for it like Chloe was and Chloe- I think knew that.

>Same height as her
Fuck.
In my defense, I am Asian.

>Americans keep naming females in video games boy names

example?

didn't she borrow that money so she and Rachel could bail out of arcadia bay.

You think she wanted to die for the town? No way Max would save her if she continued to play the guilt trip card and beg for mercy. That manipulative bitch knew the only chance to make it was to play some retarded matyr. She would have been dead anyway.

Nah, he's right.

Max

Maxine

But it's a french game, user

>I know I have been acting like a spoiled bitch
>Proceed to take a rush in for the kill and instead gets killed and have Max captured
Truly an useless individual.

youre asking the wrong question. Handing out loans aint franks fucking business.

if max took the drugs it'd drive up the rating of the game

Cute

That's a fake name. Her parents named her Maximus.

Not gay if it's a feminine penis

>Gets mad when you don´t take the blame for her, even though it was her fault
>Gets mad as fuck when you refuse to kiss her
>Reminds me every time that I am not a lesbian
>Steals from Frank (I was glad Frank nailed her ex-lesbian friend)
>Steals from school
>Be a real cunt towards her mom and step-dad
>Make Max suffer through shit ton of things because she went in without thinking
>Give Max a real burden no matter what pick
Worst dyke ever.

Life is Strange isn't the best game, but it's a lot better if you fully understand everything it's referencing

come on chloes character evolves over the course of the game the writers said in the making of that they purposely made her unlikable in episode one

Ken Marinaris in Zone of the Enders: The 2nd Runner
Atlas, the controller of Model F from Mega Man ZX Advent
Ed, from Ratchet & Clank
Wendel from Suikoden IV
Christ from Suikoden III
Ridley Silverlake from Radiata Stories
Harold Berselius from Tales of Destiny 2
Ash from Mass Effect and Jack from Mass Effect 2

Not American games, but still.

why the fuck chloe had to pay him back more than what she borrowed

she just found her crush dead in a hole it is understandable

ok dude I could respond to all of thoss but I just woke up an hour ago hungover soooo

I Saved her in the end

>See giant Tornado slowly approaching from the Bay
>Stay in your shit tier diner/House
>die

>not Bae ending

I want to fuck her

Max/Victoria is the only good ship only unevolved rat children like anything else

You're as useless as Chloe

her life is worth more than all of theirs, combined

coming from the basement baby

>Crush
>Smoking pot when her "crush" is missing"
>Don´t rely on adults because of her teenage rage
>Not setting that aside for her "crush"
>Being an ass because she found out her crush loves penis and is a regular cumrag for the drug seller
>Go for a new girl as soon as she could
Good loyalty on that dyke mate.
>Drinking on Sunday
Good job kiddo.

>5'9" is freakish proportions for a woman
not really

my god that was cringe to watch

t. tranny

I was drinking on saturday

you might be a midget from brazil or some other backwater shithole, but in real countries, women are 5'9 or taller these days

I like all the SFM porn where she gets fucked by that fat black guy from Left 4 Dead.

>she's a big girl
for you
>in fact, taller than me by a lot.
manlets, when will they learn?

dude she was missing for a long time whats wrong with smoking weed when there is literally nothing else she could do

>in real countries
i wouldn't call sweden real but i would call it really shit

yeah duuude !!!!!!

What about the one where she is shot in the head and raped by Jefferson?

>average height in Freedom is 5'2"
>"I've literally never seen a woman under 5'9" in Gargantutonga so that's the average height of all women everywhere no exception."

I don't know why, but that one is so extreme it always gets a chuckle out of me

Checkmate

Max is hella adorable.

what the fuck are you talking about

I think if they made another life is strange game with a larger budget and more (good) adventure game style puzzles, it'd be pretty good

the studio split, one is making another virtual adventure type game and the other is making some shitty attempt at vampire masquerades.

well square enix own it anyway I think

perhaps they'll force eidos montreal to make the next one instead of another deus ex game

I love her.
But i love Max also.

Best post itt.

Official LIS power ranking:
Victoria > Kate > Joyce > Dana >>> Asian chick with the drone > Juliet >>>>>>>>>>> weird fat chick >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chloe

>5'9" is freakish proportions for a woman
t. manlet

So:
Have you killed her?

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Yes

Man what back water shithole do you live in where 5'9" is the normal

Yes.
I didn't bother saving people from the tornado either. I went straight to the diner instead.

You're just going to go back in time anyway, so who cares?

Best song ever

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I'm going to marry Chloe Price!