Nintendo Switch Off: Defective units and design flaws
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>Oh no! 0.1% of all Switches had launch defects! This has never happened to any other console at launch!
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DERETE THIS
*Sigh* I guess no reason to buy the switch then
>Defective on launch,bricked if you got bad luck
>Joycons are extremely fragile and with range problems
>Can't put stickers on joycons, you can on the ps4 and xbone controllers
>No browser
>No voice chat without smartphone
>Pro Controller extremely expensive
>Can't play while charging, cable gets in the way, have to buy a stand that is sold separately
>Stand is extremely faulty, it falls all the time, even worse when plane takes a turn
>No worth exclusives
>TV mode hinders FPS performance
>UI sucks really bad with the minimalism trend
>Comes with dead pixels you can't fix
>Screen is TN, not IPS
>Hard to buy it due to artificial scarcity
>Paid online
>Continuous Wifi connectivity problems due to Security Protocols incompatibility
>Looks like a fisherprice toy, you'll be ridiculed if you play it outside
>Outdated graphics
>Underpowered hardware
>3 hours battery max
>600$ on 3rd world countries, unlike the competition which is half the price and includes games
>Save states are locked on console, if you lose it or it malfunctions you will lose all your progress.
>32 GB internal memory is very little for more than 5 games, competition has 500 GB minimum
>Uses cartridgers instead of discs
>Still uses friend codes
>No AAA support, only indies and nintendo support
>Can't do 1080p, only 900p, when 4k is the standard
>Screen gets scratched really easily
>Cables melt after long hour sessions
>Game cartridges taste horrible
>Straps are extremely hard to pull out of the joycons and can get jammed and actually cut you
>Single Joy cons are extremelly uncomfortable and small
>Cases are innecessarily big for no reason when the cartridges are too small
>Can't charge it with your Mac Laptop, it charges the Laptop instead
>Extremely hard to buy games from another countries
never buy a new system on day one
>that guy at 5:30
holy fuck, silence him
delete this post or face the consequences
>putting the cartridge with the system on
i one thing i notice that with every hardware launch burger models break much more than euro models
why is that?
They're hot swappable you fucking retard. The age of having to restart shit for your peripheral or disc to work is over 20 years old
It's like someone attempted to collect as many false facts and lies as possible and condense them into one post
Pathetic, but also kind of impressive to be honest.
top kek, if your voice sounds like that why would you ever speak.
>buying console on launch
How stupid can you be?
If their systems are defective why don't they RMA it or return it for another one?
Americans have no sense of quality and everything they make breaks in seconds, so they expect that from foreign products as well.
>not being able to spend a few hundred on a console every few years
How poor can you be?
theres more people in the US
are you blind?
I SAID DELETE THIS!
This
Why do people go through all the effort of complaining and bitching and making ENTIRE videos about it when they could just return it and get another
>associating ability to spend money with amount of money available
Seriously, how stupid can you be?
>just return it
You think every switch owner's mom has time to drive them to the mall every time their console breaks?
>buying consoles at launch
people never learn do they... serves them right
do you speak english? what part of DELETE THIS dont you understand!
>lemme blow an hour making a video bitching it, another half hour to upload it to youtube instead of just going back to the store and returning it for another
Yea even for a 10 year old kid I assume whose parent buys them a switch is ALSO able to simply drive back with a receipt and get another
>not buying at launch so you have the earliest firmware and a higher chance of hacking it eventually for free games
You know it's a fucking problem when you can agree with DarkSydePhil.
What if the place you bought it from doesn't have any more due to the "shortage?" Then what?
Nintendo is done huh?
Buying video games consoles.
How autistic do you have to be
im sorry for you parents if they just trowed second used garbage at his son
Yeah and we covered that, but NO TALK about nintendo problems, this is afterall a Nintendo board.
Fucking Nintendodrone
JUSTU FUCKU MY SHITO UP-ERU
Americans are known for throwing out their receipts as a ritualistic show of confidence. Then they march back into the store and start screaming about the fascist anti-freedom rules and demand to speak to the manager about how unfair it is just because they threw out a piece of paper that proves your purchase.
Anyway, even if they had it, going to replace a console three or four times a week is just too much a hassle for your average parents. I mean, you seem to assume that getting another console will fix the problem, when these problems are inherent in the console.
>advertising your shit-tier channel
see you in a month fuckwad
>what if this!
>what if that!
you can figure it out, stop pretending like all hope is lost
there are TONS of gamestops, malls and all sorts of game stores you can go to any gamestop with a receipt and return it
Or better yet, save time and gas and just CALL THE STORE to find out if they have another!
>im sorry for you parents if they just trowed second used garbage at his son
why would you reply seriously to an anime mobileposter
>Americans are known for throwing out their receipts as a ritualistic show of confidence.
No, where do you get this shit?
>Then they march back into the store and start screaming about the fascist anti-freedom rules and demand to speak to the manager about how unfair it is just because they threw out a piece of paper that proves your purchase.
Or if you pay with a card, they have it on their computer and you have a receipt even if you threw out your printed one
>just replace it 3 or 4 times a week
you're fucking retarded, you don't just RMA something then get another defective product
Or better yet, don't buy a console to begin with!
Its not just consoles, its any electronic device this counts
Get a bad product from Amazon? RMA it!
get a bad part from newegg? RMA it!
buy a bad washing machine from an appliance store? Return it!
different manufacturing plants in some cases
burgers get cheaper shit because they support third world exploitation more
guess im gonna have to speed up the process since the janitors are too busy jacking off
When the fuck has a handheld ever been able to be turned on before inserting the cartridge?
>That PS4 Video
oh lord
incoming
since like 2004 you super retard
Nintendo is controlled by the YAKUZA now. They are NOT the same company they used to be.
What you can expect is a rapid downward spiral as they scam Nintendo's consumer base with cheap garbage until everyone wises up and then the Yakuza will run with the money and let Nintendo burn. It has already begun with the Switch.
Same thing happened to SEGA, btw
my PSP does and the new 3DS does too. You can quit games back to the menu and start another without restarting the system
Consoles costs so much already, how about just charging an extra couple hundred dollars and do it right? "Switch: The good edition" how about that.
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>you don't just RMA something then get another defective product
Oh but OF COURSE NOT. Since the only defective console ever released was the one you were so unfortunate to get. There's absolutely no chance the second one might be faulty, after all it's a one-of-a-kind problem that has no precedence and could never happen twice in a row.
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The chances of getting a lemon twice are so much fucking lower than getting struck by lightening once
>you don't just RMA something then get another defective product
say that to SAPPHIRE with their shit-tier QA. Had to send in my R290 twice before I got a working product and even then I think there's some shit up with it.
Oh cool I didn't know this, probably as I never had the PSP and never did with my new 3DS as I never worked for the previous ones.
Reminder DSP's switch bricked just from leaving it on for charging.
Sounds like they sent the same one back to you twice.
Any 3DS can do this, not just the New one
>already watching
>has made no intentions of leaving
>"I HAVE to see this.... heh heh heh."
What's the point of stating that.
>DSP is apparently struggling money-wise
>leaves his power on overnight running up his electricity bill
>Switch bricks in the process
deserved
nintenbro?
what about nintenbro?
i mark shit with permanent marker so that doesnt happen.
sorry back to the program
HERE WE GOOOOOOOO
only applies to lower case as well.
NINTENYEAROLD
NINTODDLER
SONYGGER
SONYPONY
PKEK
PCFAT
no filters for xbot or anything else of the sort tho lmaoo
>Plastic screen
Never getting this piece of shit till at least a glass cover revision.
What a salty manchild.
>PKEK
oh they got the caps on that one too
PcUcK
>leaves power on
Who ever "turns off" their power?
I can remote into my pc and play my games on my phone. Not that fucking hard
Why would someone leave the Switch on to charge anyway? Sleep mode exists, fucking turning it off is still an option as well.
Oh wait I'm sorry that goes against the narrative of this thread let me start over.
WTF I HATE NINTENDO NOW
i think ive misplaced the rest gimme a minute
DELET
Where's the crowbcat video for this?
Lol what a friend
The Switch doesn't indicate if it's on or off.
And a modern device would go on sleep mode automatically. Or at least not brick for leaving it on.
typical.
If you are losing the battle, just shitpost furry porn!
yeah i cant find the rest, oh well.
NEXT
Is this the man complaining about having no money?
>Sorry my friend but I just can't not gay rape you in the ass. No homo though
How American.
>troll thread advertising for a youtube channel
okay :)
this one is definitely out of order in the folder so bear with me
The Switch goes to sleep automatically after a certain period of time in both TV and Portable mode and has portable set to 10 minutes and TV to 30 by default. So DSP must've intentionally went into his settings and turned these off in order to fuck up this hard
European*
fixed
This is complete bullshit. He broke it on purpose, no one can be this much of a shmuck.
It is obvious that posting furry porn validates your argument by 69%
So you're saying it's his fault, and that leaving something to charge is going to break it?
>so retarded he forgot his shit image
kill yourself please
Hacks are usually made for the latest or close to latest firmware anyway, and are never patched fast enough to not let you buy one.
Nintendo has always had ties with the Yakuza though.
Any device that you can brick by simply leaving it on in any mode is garbage. DSP might be retarded, but he's not at fault here.
Nothing "European" about it.
That is an archetypical American friendship between boys.
Why did he buy it if he hates Nintendo's LP policy?
the guy at 5:30, fuck his voice brings me to tears
Every company located in Japan is. What of it?
>Hurr he dindu nuffin he just wanted to charge
You're just as retarded as he is, do you leave all your devices on in order to charge them? Do you enjoy wasting time like that?
Europe is the birthplace of boyanal. Thank the Greeks for that one
fukin...
>think it's pathetic
>don't see himself
Sounds like they need to spend more time testing the product before shipping it out.
Every unit should be subject to some automated tests that ensure stuff like this doesn't happen.
But then again this thing is put together by children in a chinese factory, so it might be wrong to expect some quality.
Good thing I have a Wii U so I saw no reason to buy the console yet.
Your right, the mentally challenged are just that, mentally challenged and it never their fault
Dude seriously do you believe that devices should break if you forget to turn them off?