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>2017
>not taking your Nintendo to the the pub
what are you doing even with your life?
autism thread, have you taken your switch outside yet?

>spills beer on your tablet

my bad bro

>My mom is going to kill me! Wtf dude!

Do people actually do this? I know there are a couple of pubs and bars round where I live that do gaming nights; yknow FIFA, Street Fighter that sort of stuff, but it's organized events by the establishment

Do people really bring their Switch themselves? How does everyone else react? Are they weirded out by you or are they interested?

Also I hope to god you're with someone else, user

its a Sunday, only really my fiend and a few other people here, not had any funny looks so far.
i donnt think anyone gives a shit unless you are fat and ugly

Suppose if you're somewhere urban it'll be a bit more chill - trying to do that in a village's local would get you some dodgy looks from the regulars

no one would give a shit

its a bit of a young crowd, nobody really gives a shit over here anyway, we arent as judgemental as the US.

Sonybros and the mustards are really losing their touch. 0/10.

You aint ever been to a northern rural pub then, mate

Let us observe this degenerate from afar. He is playing with a children's electronic play toy in a public area.

>pub makes a turn
>switch flies out of window

bye bye nintendo switch

north west bro, nobody gives a shit

As a girl I find this really fucking pathetic OP.

>Defective on launch,bricked if you got bad luck
>Barely portable, doesn't fit in pockets, you have to take a bagpack just to play a game outside
>Joycons are extremely fragile and with range problems
>Can't put stickers on joycons, you can on the ps4 and xbone controllers
>No browser
>No voice chat without smartphone
>Pro Controller extremely expensive
>Can't play while charging, cable gets in the way, have to buy a stand that is sold separately
>Stand is extremely faulty, it falls all the time, even worse when plane takes a turn
>No worth exclusives
>TV mode hinders FPS performance
>UI sucks really bad with the minimalism trend
>Comes with dead pixels you can't fix
>Screen is TN, not IPS
>Huge bezel, screen is way too tiny
>Can't use Ethernet or USB ports, only unstable Wifi not suited for online gaming
>Hard to buy it due to artificial scarcity
>Paid online
>Continuous Wifi connectivity problems due to Security Protocols incompatibility
>Looks like a fisherprice toy, you'll be ridiculed if you play it outside
>Outdated graphics
>Underpowered hardware
>3 hours battery max
>600$ on 3rd world countries, unlike the competition which is half the price and includes games
>Save states are locked on console, if you lose it or it malfunctions you will lose all your progress.
>32 GB internal memory is very little for more than 5 games, competition has 500 GB minimum
>Uses cartridgers instead of discs
>Still uses friend codes
>No AAA support, only indies and nintendo support
>Can't do 1080p, only 900p, when 4k is the standard
>The dock can scratch the screen really easily
>Cables melt after long hour sessions
>Game cartridges taste horrible
>Straps are extremely hard to pull out of the joycons and can get jammed and actually cut you
>Single Joy cons are extremelly uncomfortable and small
>Cases are innecessarily big for no reason when the cartridges are too small
>Can't charge it with your Mac Laptop, it charges the Laptop instead

TITS OR GTFO

People take their tablets out in public.

>going outside with your video games

I didn't even set mine up at home. I did the initial setup over dinner at a restaurant after picking it up from the store.

yeah i have and everyone was more focused on their own friends/evening than worrying what other people were doing with theirs

if i go for a pint i dont care what some greasy urchins are up to a few tables away.

Have a (You) for the effort

As a girl (male) I find it neat.

Tablets are for adults and normie, the Switch is a children's toy.

This

Its actually socially acepted to bring out a tablet and play casual games with friends on parks or bars

But Sup Forums is so butt hurt that they dont have a 3ds, or switch and starts to shiton the people who wants to have a casual play with friends

are you gonna post this in every thred?
every launch consolw has hardware issues, luckily i dont have any.
chat shit all you want sonybro.

taking it to a fucking BAR is weird though

you know what, honestly? If they could make a fun party game with those joycons, I could actually see me doing this with a friend or two. Seems like a fun way to pass the time waiting for food, and it's like, who cares if it doesn't fit in your pocket, ever heard of a fanny pack?

>t. I have never been on ANY kind of bar

Why do people do this?

no wonder your a single pizza face, take the easy option.

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most normies dont know what a switch is. They see a couple guys at a table looking at a tablet. They go back to their drink

You get a pass for this thread.

lol u tk it to the |?

I want to see you at the bar with a Switch. You must look full autism mode.

who gives a shit it's a bar

OP here, pretty sociable, one of the reasons i got a switch, because im so busy with work.
its more for multiplayer than anything im. not playing by myself.

You srsly never been outside, right?

Its normal, people dont take it that bad, you need to get out and trusting each meme you read on Sup Forums

We play them at home like normal people do,pleb!

you go to a fucking bar to socialize, if you are going to be glued to a phone or table or toy just simply stay in your place.

>you go to a fucking bar to socialize

Multiplayer

looks like a dorm cafeteria to me faggot

I honestly feel like I'd be more inclined to take the Switch somewhere than the 3DS.
The thing is surprisingly comfortable and I'd rather stare at a 720p screen than a fucking 240p screen.

this.
having plenty of fun playing RMX between pints with my mate. literally like 5 or 7 othwr people here and they dont give a shit.

no one cares what you think

Fast RMX is fucking great. Makes me not really give a shit that F-Zero is dead.

You cared enough to reply little boy. I won.

they will never make another f-zero, at least not for a few years, with RMX and redout coming out within a few months it wouldn't make its money back.

Sup Forums is always funny given how much it wants to play the big hard guy and in the end they're always insecure little faggots that will not do something because "bu...but people will look at me funny!"

While saying that mainstream medias and mainstream things are for sheeps deciding of things according to others at the same time.

With the exception of a few people here that are really based, a lot of them look really funny to see.

But with a 3DS is so small you can convince yourself no one is noticing you're a big baby carrying around your video toys wherever you go (even if most do) but the Switch is an autism signaler.

>Excuse me mr bartender do you have milk? my mom doesnt let me buy alcohol

You go to a bar to drink and socialize with friends, not to sit there hunched over playing switch like an autistic weeb.

>I won.

Not in today's society you didn't, cunt. But hey, if worthless "victories" is what keeps your ovaries rolling then more power to you.

congrats, you're close to being this pathetic

>$300 for the switch
>$60 for the one game (which is free for Wii U)
>ANOTHER $6 for the two beers to pretend you have friends on Sup Forums

such a sad life

>he is still replying

Why are men so fragile? You must be white.

As a guy, to me you look like a pathetic and judgemental idiot that I'm better of not concerning about.
Deal, I guess.

Tits or gtfo

My friend and I brought our Switches to Starbucks and nobody batted an eye

op here.
i dont blame someone playing a DS in a club, clubbing in england is fucking diabolical.
i prefer the bar/craft ale scene myself.

>games cannot be used to socialize with friends

Yeah sure, and I'm pretty sure sports or non-video games cannot be a social activity as well.

>BLACKPOOL

>i dont blame someone playing a DS in a club,
How the hell would you be able to do that? Clubs are giant, overstimulating balls of noise and sweat

>Can't do 1080p, only 900p, when 4k is the standard
Since when 4k is the standard

Nice pasta my friend.

Chester man, barely north west but it counts

Did I say that nigger? Play games with your friends at home. Tbh if you play your switch at a bar you deserve to have it stolen/broken.

M'lady

4k tvs (although at best average ones) are quite cheap nowadays.
What he doesn't seem realize is that haviing a 4k tv/monitor doesn't matter if your source isn't 4K

>"but muh x game does 4k"

Yes, against how many others that aren't?

i mean i personally couldn't, but clubs are so shit here i wouldn't blame someone if i saw them playing a cheeky bit of monster hunter

>As a girl I find this really fucking pathetic OP.

>What he doesn't seem realize is that haviing a 4k tv/monitor doesn't matter if your source isn't 4K
Exactly, not even a decent portion of steam users play at 4k, and those who have the hardware to do so, don't do it with recent releases, only to play old stuff.

As with all the fast boards, the average age here is like 17-19. You're arguing with people that are still essentially children.

>>Can't put stickers on joycons, you can on the ps4 and xbone controllers

Why would anyone ever want to do that though and how pathetic is the rest of your list if this is something thats considered a downside.

I like the Switch it makes me feel like i'm playing a modernized GameGear I play undocked more than I play docked. Wish the battery was longer. I'm sure more games will come within the next year I have no problem being an early adopter. The Switch is comfy as fuck. I play it in public and honestly don't give a shit about what other people think.

You guys overreact anyways. Most people in public are on their phones to even care if you're doing something like playing a handheld.

You will die childless, lmao

fucking whore

>>Looks like a fisherprice toy, you'll be ridiculed if you play it outside

You know most people don't actually give a shit about what you're doing and could care less about you right?

By this logic, keep a non-smartphone and never bring anything with you since it's just as "useless" most of the time (hey, pubs are for socializing, not for browsing youtube or Sup Forums, do that at home!). And just as likely to be stolen since it's worth more.
Like it or not, some people GO OUTSIDE anddon't like to be stuck in their room.

When did you say that?
"you go to a bar to drink and socialize".
What stops you to do the 3 of them at once?
Well, BotW clearly isn't the goodgame for this but with some shit like Mario kart or party it's perfect, and was already quite common with ccollege students with a 3DS.

>>Can't charge it with your Mac Laptop, it charges the Laptop instead

Aww yuiiiissss

OP update.
picking up a kebab then its zelda untill 3am.
get on my level

>4%(1 in 25) hardware failure rate after just one day of being released

You'll be lucky if the damn thing can even survive long enough to make it to the pub, even if you were autistic enough to want to do something like that

To be fair with them it means that they at least get that a crappy game is still a crappy game even in 4k, so they're not that stupid.

It would have been a less ridiculous pasta by stopping at the common "a lot of games are in 900 compared to 1080 (which until, say, Mario kart, is true)" instead of trying to go overboard. Trolling is an art, people, don't try to go it at it easy modo.

I would be the mvp on the dancefloor after that levelup to be honest family

It's the way it's supposed to be payed no matter what Sup Forums tells you. The battery is probably the biggest problem. Although I thought I would have my Vita for this but it worked well in the end.

Not a switch hater but when it's with Zelda it's something between ridiculous and endearing in the same way pokemon go was, aka "shut-ins finally go outside for a bit"

I've been taking my Sony Playstation Vita out with me wherever I go for years and no one has ever had a problem with it.

If you want to be taken seriously while gaming in public then try playing on a real handheld instead of a tablet created for babies. Just a suggestion.

Nobody gives a shit what you do in public. The only downside i see on playing handheld is the easyness for robbers to steal it from you. Otherwise nobody will say anything to you. It's not like you would have banged that girl sitting at the other side of the metro.

unless you play something lewd, then maybe a soccer mom will bother you. Or a black man will compliment you and talk a about waifus with you.

You expect anyone to read all that bullshit?

while it's true, most people are walking around with a 500$ smartphone nowadays. It's definitely true, but saying that as the only argument idiots always use is stupid and pure hypocrisy nowadays.
Well, you complain about what you can complain about to feel superior, I guess.

these.
its more autistic to worry about what people think of you instead of just getting on with your life.

I geniunley think you have autism

we were playing RMX, i dont think id ever play something like zelda out and about, unless i was on a coach or train.
arcade games are great for the pub between a few people.

then we're on the same page, and it can be funny especially with a large number of friends
Implying anyone on Sup Forums has that

just me and my mate and a friend that works behind the bar, its a sunday and its dead, probably would never talke it out to a bar otherwise.
but yeah, it works great in a. social environment.

To be perfectly honest I've set one of these pastas aside and I'll be keeping the 4k info bullet, it's worth a chuckle.

That and it gets replies pretty easy.

you'd get a few weird looks where I come from.

t. rural Australia

does anyone know of a way to see your playtime in zelda? just curious how many hours i've put in so far

op is a small guy

>OP pretending he's out with a friend by buying two beers

Are you having trouble with Lime Street services being disrupted?

I'm buying a switch to spite Sup Forums

You'd know anyone that came in anyway wouldn't ya?