How do we fix Sonic?

How do we fix Sonic?

Throw the franchise in the trash and have Sega focus on their good franchises

>Caring about good games instead of Sonic

I mean, Mania's gonna be coming out soon. Project 2017 has me on edge though.

hi there

If your front runner IS THE FACE THAT RUNS THE PLACE is doing shit it ruins the company's image overall.

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This.

>blaze running a kissing booth
b-but she's demure

???

Fuck off. We have Sonic Mania.

Please everyone. Have a rotating release schedule across 4 years:
Year 1: Release classic Genesis-style game
Year 2: Release Adventure-style game
Year 3: Release Rush-style game
Year 4: Release Unleashed-style game
Repeat
Have one team for years 1 and 3, and another for years 2 and 4.

Other points
>Bring back story and lore. Black Knight is the ideal tone for Sonic games: Not too childish, but not too serious/cringy/edgy
>Bring back spinoffs. I want Riders back. I wouldn't mind a Knuckles treasure hunting game. Hell, you could make a downloadable chao garden game and network it to all of the main games for all I care.
>Bring back multiple playable characters and don't be afraid to use them in stories. Seeing how different character paths crossed in the Adventure games, Heroes, and 06 was actually cool and not enough games do that, even outside of Sonic

Anything I missed?

Make him thiccer.

The only thing that is guaranteed here is Genesis styled games. DIMPS hasn't done a Rush game in years and with the switch now rivaling a modern console in power, there is no need possibly outside of a digital smaller game, maybe on the scale of Rush 1. Adventure style is a mess that needs many years to get working right. They can't do Unleashed style anymore because its to much 2D, not enough content, no hubs, no good stories.

They've burned all bridges besides with Mania.

>Anything I missed?
Sonic girls dating game

Kill 3D Sonic and keep making solid 2D games instead of shitting out unfinished experimental abortions every 2 years.

We already had the defenitive version of 3D Sonic (generations). They never did this again.

>ywn kiss the purple cat

Yeah but I think that's better left to fan development

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Sonic Generations, Colors, and Lost World are NOT 3D Sonic games. They are 2D Sonic games with bits of 3D thrown in.

>I never played those games

It sounds like you haven't if you think otherwise. More than half of each was played in 2D.

>Colors, and Lost World
Yes.
>Generations
Fuck no.

do you really not think the majority of generations was 2d

even on paper it is

Unleashed's day stages are better than the entirety of Generations and it handles better too. So much so that they make playing the werehog worth it.

>holding up a plate while he has a fully clenched fist

God that episode was fucking on point

>classic sonic
Automatically makes 50% the game 2D

>hub is 2D, the place where you navigate to levels
We'll add another 10% or so, now at 60% 2D

>for whatever reason, modern sonic has 2D segments thrown in, and thrown in frequently (chemical plant, city escape, speed highway, crisis city, planet wisp)

We'll say its not at 70-80% 2D total

Come on man...

Oh yeah, I forgot the bosses

I don't know but somehow....someway, they made fucking PERFECT CHAOS BOSS FIGHT a 2D platforming level. What the fuck?

I want context and name of artist

>rouge will never get her own thief game

Make him a cute anime girl

have you not heard

pls be a boy

i want your sopping wet butthole slapping up against me! also dicke and balls

Be the change you want to be

>That peepee cumming

What is this?

Sonic Adventure 3.

Human love interest

Wait. I understand the rushing aspect, but every two years? I thought the only 2 rush jobs were RoL and 06, the latter being 11 years ago, the former not even made by Sonic Team. (Though still published by SEGA.)

Take a guess.

>rouge will never get her own thief game
She is though

Is it porn?

Every sonic game in existence has been rushed out. Even your precious classic games

NO

Yes!

Wow... Sonic girls are really slutty in the comics

That they are

>Sonic game developers have to speedrun developing the actual game to embody the Sonic spirit

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>the non blue arms
Im fucking dying

>Patreon

i will never unsee this

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Was this made on purpose?

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Was there a huge controversy when Sonic Adventure came out? It seems like there's a huge divide between 2D and 3D fans.

joke answer: that's a good start

real answer: BRING BACK THE FUCKING CHAO GARDEN

No.

It was supposedly a mario 64 killer but it was dreamcast exclusive

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habbening!

is that little bowl cut elephant looking dude supposed to be chris chan cause if so thats fucking amazing.

Maybe I will watch the show.

Not with that picture, that's for sure.

It's Tapir user

Everyone loved sonic adventure when it came out

The game has aged poorly though, as has the adventure formula as seen in 06. I think unleashed was the best at closing the gap between adventure and modern, taking the best elements of each.

MORE

Ah yeah, no shit. My bad.

Thanks, user.

fem/trap Sonic is hot as fuck

Most clever fan art I've seen.

>4 fingers clenched in fist
>1 finger balancing the plate on it
>you just realized sonic has 6 fingers on his right hand

Just make more boost to win games with all the focus and budget on boost to win levels and add multiplayer race mode.

Boost to win is honestly the most fun sonic had ever been.

Are modern bubsy threads banned? Haven't seen one in a while.

would you guys pity fuck bubsy

Man I hate furry shit but for some reason something about the design of sonic characters does it for me.

Especially Amy.

WTF I'm gay now

only if he made puns about that, too

what's a pity fuck

is it something you do when you feel bad for the person? you feel as though no one else would do what you're about to, so it's out of pity and great compassion? would anyone really be this black and white?

it's not really that black and white, it's a real gay area.

HAR HAR

Isn't this project dead?

>would anyone really be this black and white?

I think its time to go outside and learn about the world, user.

hah

Imagine, thinking you're so important that you'd be the only person who would willingly sleep with someone contemptible. That's like the definition of a double standard, or something!

Remove all the characters except Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Eggman and Metal Sonic.

Make Bubsy a playable character.

post more fem sonic

Why is this picture so hot?

hi Bubsy, we're having a discussion about pity fucking

SONIC'S ARMS ARE NOT WHITE

A good start would be liquidating his autistic furfaggot fanbase

this is why you go gay. you both play smash bros dressed as your character of choice and whoever loses bottoms

>they will never cancel the 3D-2D sonic games and exclusively make mania sequels

Fuck me. Imagine if Mania got the budget and attention that Sonic 2017 is getting. Fuck, imagine a Genesis Sonic game with the budget of Unleashed. I hope Sega does the right thing and cancels those after 2017 comes out.

>Yakuza 0

Fuck year.

Make it 2d only