Why haven't you unironically purchased a switch in the name of irony yet, Sup Forums?

Why haven't you unironically purchased a switch in the name of irony yet, Sup Forums?

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Because where I live (i'm niggargie) they are absolutely none, and the ones that were imported are 1200 usd or some shit in grey markets and resellers.

Besides its a one-game system. Not worth a penny for me desu, I'll stick to my PCfaggotery,

No games.

Because I don't want one. I didn't buy a PiiU and I'm not going to buy a Shitch either.

because that sounds like something a hipster would do

But so does your mom.

I only make 800 a week working my ass off. I'm not ironically purchasing a console with so many issues, that will fall apart or not even work as I use it for one mediocre game that's praised like the second coming of christ because it's the only nintendo game worth half a fuck in forever.

Fuck you, Sup Forums is so fucking bad right now

This is the worst change in approach to marketing the Switch on Sup Forums that I have seen in the past three months. Well done.

It's not Sup Forums's fault you're poor.

But look on the bright side, that means the Nintendyearolds can use more of their energy for other shit. Maybe grow out of videogames, start a family and have kids.

Maybe that's the point of the Switch

>Buying an one-game console
>Buying an one-game console which the only game it has is average
>Buying an one console which the only game it has is average and can be played on Wii U and soon on PC
This is not even worth the irony,

because I can play games for free on pc and emulate them if not

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I'm 19, friend. I've just started college. Even when I'm done I wouldn't purchase such a piece of shit console, you delusional nintendo faggot. Quit eating shit and being proud of it.

Salty.

I actually ironically picked one up to play unironically with my gf's son

Because I learned my lesson when I rushed out to buy a Wii back in 2006. I then said I wasn't going to get fooled again with the Wii U, and declining that console was a smart decision that provided further validation. I'm definitely not giving Nintendo a shot this time either.

what a grown-up. switch isn't for grown-ups like you. very adult

>Buying an one console

>no VC
>can't transfer save files
>plastic screen
>wristbands break of from the controller
>dock scratches the screen
>docking runs games worse
>300 ronald mc donald bucks, current more expensive than the competition
>no games
>paid online
>friend codes
Nintendo? NO TENDO

>Buying an one console which the only game it has is average and can be played on Wii U and soon on PC

It's not wrong, it's a feature!

Nothing makes me happier than knowing that manchild dweebs spent all of their birthday money on a gaymen console that doesn't even work.

Even Nintendo knows to hate you guys.

>Buying an one-game console

Why are you replying to yourself?

cause, I will probably buy it at the end of the year...

Its overpriced as fuck in mexico.

It should be $350 with taxes, but instead it is $500.
Also amazon mexico is deleting all bad reviews about it, even verified purchases reviews.

>ass blasted nintendyearold
Enjoying your dead pixels?

Yes

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>soon on pc
what?

Wow you've sold me, I'll go buy a switch right now. Sure hope the controllers work and the screen doesn't scratch from intended use, or all the led screens pixels work, or it has more than one game, or my open world meme zelda game isn't completely mediocre at everything it tries to do compared to every other game that does what it does, or the console doesn't brick for no reason, or I don't have to buy a shitload of accessories for it that makes using it slightly easier, or that it can run a single game over 20fps. Solid console, but I guess when your favorite game compantly hasn't released a single good anything in so long, it's easy to support garbage.

Oh, is that what being a big boy is? Buying garbage and defending iy because you can instead of making smart purchases. What a big boy you are!

>not just waiting for the revision down the road that improves battery life and a whole myriad of other issues

With most consoles I would have added in cheaper games but Nintendo games never seem to go down in price aside from ones they choose like Nintendo Selects.

CEMU

Have you been paying attention at all? The guys who do CEMU are working on getting the new Zelda working.

Actually its Nintendo fault, has nothing to do with trump or the US.

They went full retard and made a contract with a importer without reading how much they were going to be charged, turns out the importer adds a 30% tax to any console.

>meh-hee-co

nintendYEAROLDS BTFO HAHHAHAHAAHHAHAA
FUCKING REKT>
WHYY BUY A SWITCHA T ALL AHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Extra salty.

Its pretty successful at being a brick
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that's piracy

Because I don't like Nintendo anymore.

Shantae is better than Mario
Skyrim is better than Zelda
Skullgirls is better than Smash Bros

And all these games and more are on the superior PC platform.

Half of those problems is fucking unacceptable for a system even at launch.

We're talking physical defects that should have been caught in basic testing. The screen scratching being worst offender and then that the dock actually fucking does it.

A piece of shit that you have to purchase separately for a premium.

I have interest in the Switch but thank god I didn't buy it at launch. They better release a major revision by Christmas of this year. That's unacceptable.

Christ, kys you insufferable faggot

>kys
kill yourself my man

>Don't play the switch next to anything that emits electronic signals
>In a world where everything emits electronic signals
Can someone explain the logic of releasing a console that has this kind of fundamental flaw?

Because we live in a world where IR signal is rarely a thing anymore and more electronic devices cause more and bigger interference.

>an one

Nintendo decided to go with outdated tech from the 80s and 90s for their wireless controllers.

IR. You know, the stuff in your TV remotes. You know, the TV remotes that constantly don't register button presses and that you need to keep adjust your aim of the remote so it gets a signal? Yeah, that.

Fucking hell.

Sounds like nintendo is selling the prototype, and the real switch is coming at the end of the year.

Can't wait for the switch XL or the switch mini!

Why do Americans always need to use food in arguments?

Because we need it to fuel our clapping.