Breath of the Wild thread

Breath of the Wild thread.

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When should I attempt the Divine Beasts? I'm at the Zora one first

What does sex with Paya feel like

How do I get more rupees? Tired of being a poorfag.

do the Zora one right now just so you can get the Zora armor, its one of the most useful things in the game

PSA if you forgot your horse somewhere and are too lazy to go back and get it, go to any stable, and board it, then take it out. Basically free teleporting horse.

>you will never have a gerudo waifu

Go mining

Breaking of the Weapon
Blunder of the World
Blow of the Whore
Bitches oral that Wiener
Barren the open-World

Break a fuck ton of black rocks and grab the rubys, opals, ect that come out of it and sell. Can accumulate fast and each is like 40

>trying to shoot arrows
>end up throwing your favourite weapon away into a chasm

Damn those controls!

Make a simmering fruit dish with 5 apples. It sells for 50.

Where is Paya's birth mark?

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Has anyone visited the tingle brother islands?

Are Korok seeds worth for anything other than inventory upgrades?

What was your reaction to pic related?

Or mine one diamond for 500

kill the big rock world bosses after every blood moon

Pic-related is one of the thousands of dungeons from Daggerfall, an open world game from over 20 years ago.

If Daggerfall and other open world games can do this why can't Zelda, a series known for having dungeons, do it?

Do I want stamina or a heart?

I thought that tranny was going to fug me

You think Link jacks it to the fish? You never forget your first love, you know.

Any real use for diamonds besides selling them? I just got two from a sidequest.

Where did that fuck run off to anyway? I NEED more weapon slots.

Under her pubic hair

Looks like a shrine desu

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

The what now?

at least they used to be subtle about it

CHANGE THE SUBJECT NOW.

Almost as bad as me falling off the cliff near the start and dying.

You can repair Mipha's trident iirc

Not that I've seen, the description suggests they should just be sold.

13 hearts, then powerlevel stamina.

Why is this game fun?

All I've been doing for the past 6 hours is run around, climb mountains and kill a few monsters, and there's barely any music unless you get to a town.

This game shouldn't be fun to me, but it is. I started at 1:00 and I had to force myself to stop playing at around 7:00. Why is this game so fun, Sup Forums? I don't understand.

>it costs 500/700 rupees to repair her spear
the things I do for love

You need one if that bow the Rito give you after you finish the ancient beast there breaks and you want it recrafted.
Haven't found another use for them yet.

I did. nothing worth shit there.
Nope
he goes to the stall close to the Great Forest and then to the great forest itself.
Sell them, you can also use them to craft the Champion weapons if they break

because it rewards you for enjoying yourselves. Games have forgotten how to be games lately

I would absolutely fucking kill for actual dungeons to be spread around the land. Going around and finding an opening in a nestled away spot and you go in to find a dungeon like that. Nothign huge except for one gigantic, 100 floor deep dungeon but just little indoorish places to fight.

Come to think of it, are there any close quarters indoor fights in BotW? Smaller than the shrine fights.

>tfw finally found the armor
I've been waiting for this the entire game. The helmet sucks though.

Is there anything notable in the jungle region?

Fuck yeah I get to chase that thick Garuda girl for some fuck.

I mean like heart totals. Shit is kicking my ass in this game, and I fear the bosses will end me.

Also does anyone know how to make good food? I usually just throw shit in the pot and make shit that's tasty. To make bonus didhes (dishes with stat boosts) you need a base and a supplement. Base being the food, supplement being the stat-boosting ingredient right?

glad BotW doesn't have any tablet gimmicks
I'm playing with this controller

>Buy the armor
>Get given a superior chest piece immediately after

Thanks I guess.

Probably. Wonder if he catches fish to simulate her touch.

Wonder if he ever fertilized her eggs. Maybe some of those Zora NPCs are part-Hylian?

Because this is what a game should feel like to play, especially an open world RPG. Rather than a stat grind it's an adventure, just like the creator always envisioned.

I can't quite understand it either but I bought it yesterday, played for 7 hours straight, now I can't concentrate at work thinking about a fucking Zelda game.....the progression doesn't feel grindy at all, the power spikes feel natural.

Where is the Rito town?

anyone know if there's any helmets that fully cover your face or do link's faggy eyes/hair always have to poke out?

Spooky skeleton mask

Been playing on my bed using the Wii U gamepad while it rains outside. Ultimate comfy game.

Tell me about the Frontier Village.

What's the best Divine Beast and why is it Naboris?

When do I get the damn tunic?

>just bought the armor at the windmill town

Goddammit it. And I upgraded it with the great fairy too; how much better is that next thing you're talking about? Will I run into it soon if I'm heading to the Zora Domain next?

>design a cute birdboy
>he's a completely unlikable prick in-game

You talkin' shit about mai waifu?

So whats the deal with the 3 metal boxes at the Batrea Lake? I assume its another Korok puzzle but can't figure out what in the flying fuck to do with em. Tried stacking the one outside on top of the 2 in that trunk but nothin, tried stackin em outside, also nothin. kinda "stumped" here.

Some trials require the pad actually. Shitsux

So how the hell do I open that Shrine with it anyway? It says to pierce the water, but I know I'll end up breaking the Trident or my ass by falling down that height.

If Daggerfall is so good why has nobody heard of it?

15 hours in, did the Zora dungeon. Now just exploring and side quests. What's the rush bro?

I've been waiting for 10 minutes for this rain storm to end so I can climb this fucking mountain. Who the fuck thought making climbing impossible while it's raining was a good idea?

Hatefucking.

Buy dark link set and never take it off

post some more amusing game overs

So how do I not get bucked off when I mount a deer?

Save scum the chest game, get rich quick.

cooking is basically dishes or elixirs. Also when cooking dont try to combine two items with different status effects or I think they just cancel out eachother and make plain dishes.

Dishes are made from meat, vegetables and seasoning. And its pretty straight forward from there if you pay attention to the 1 status rule. Add more health-y foods for more hearts, add stamina food for stamina boosts etc.

Elixirs are made with critters and monster parts, critters give the base effect and monster parts increase the duration depending on how good they are. Add more critters for stronger effects. I have like 10 minute long speed potions that are fucking great.

the one I played that required gyro was fucking terrible, nothing but me battling with the controls to figure out how to turn it the way I already knew it needed to go

You get it from Impa iirc, it's one stat point better and displays enemy health numbers.

I always look for shelter and make a bonfire.

My only cmplain so fair is that fighting the divine beasts before entering them was underused

If you're near Zora's domain the rain won't go away until you beat the Divine Beast

What ingredients do I need to dye my clothes black?

I went in with 6 hearts, I prioritized getting to 6 hearts first because it seemed like all the foods I made gave around 5 hearts minimum so I didnt want to waste any. You get the Zora armor as soon as you get to the Zora Domain though so even if you dont think you can kill the boss you should still get it just so you can explore with it

This probably won't help unless you have a lot of stamina, but the way I've found to climb while it's raining is to climb up, wait until you can tell Link's just about to slip, and then jump. If you do it right you should make a good amount of upward progress.

I took out some tequila

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yes this is a jojo reference

>decide the first thing I do after leaving the plateau is map the entire world
>haven't even upgraded stamina yet
>doing shrines if I come across them, marking them if they're out of the way
>manage one way or another to climb to the top of every tower
>except one
>manage to climb up the tall cold mountain in the east, near Gerudo Highlands
>search over that entire fucking mountain for damn near an hour before I run out of spicy peppers
>still haven't even seen the tower
I guess I can come back and do it later, but it still feels like shit that I was so close to mapping everything before even starting the main quest. Still, I'm impressed I managed to do that much almost immediately.

What the fuck am I supposed to do at mazes?

What is the 1st and 3rd creature in the Hyrule Compendium? It goes ???, Giant Horse, ???, Lord of the Mountain, Stalhorse.

The game is part of the same series as Skyrim and it's easy to get a Daggerfall thread off in /vr/

Flint works

Apples and meat are good, but how do I eat pussy in this game?

I'm not near Zora's Domain

a healthy dose of edge

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no rush, I just worry about commiting to the dungeons and then a boss comes in like "AHA NIGG WACTAHOW" and does like 5 hearts of damage when I have six

Where's the Great Forest?

Walk around until you find the way to the shrine

>that one tower surrounded by water and lightning wizard dudes

Hahahahaha, i did something similar, dropping the ball right near the exit corridor.

Is it really outside the box when it's so abvious?

>Trillby Valley

>tfw farmer's plow is my favorite weapon but it invariably breaks in 3 hits

Breath of the Wild is an unfinished game.

>no intro sequence or title card, game just boots directly into the main menu
>main menu is just promotional artwork with "new game" or "load game" options, no true "file creation" process
>game's opening is just "the legend of zelda breath of the wild" in white arial font against a black background
>no real and proper soundtrack "nature sounds! w-we designed it that way!" Sure ya did..
>marketed as intentionally drab and light, betrayed by the story being over-the-top melodramatic exaggerated anime shit - they just didn't fuckin complete the game.
>weapon durability is excessively low "i-its more fun this way!" Sure it is.. you didn't test it.
>enemy variety is virtually non-existant, even without the gargantuan amount of recolors: "Bipedal Mooks With Swords"
>120 fucking shrines, half the game's content, are geometrically flat boring puzzle rooms built with the same tileset and color palette. Makes LoZ1 dungeon variety look like a designer bouqet in comparison.
>3 fucking melee attack movesets despite 8 different 'kinds' of weapons. Collectively 1 weeks worth of animating in the game.
>2 bombs do the exactly identical thing and they didn't remove round bombs cause they didn't want to go back and make square holes for like 4 things
>didn't even progress enough to realize cubes can still easily roll and they should have been tetrahedrons
>the iconography for the game of "The Rusted Master Sword" is not explored in the story or gameplay at all. Its pristine in-game, not rusted. Its still rusted on the fucking box art ffs.
>graphical glitches related to incorrect reflectivity seen at E3 2016 remain unfixed, still in the final game
How they worked on this game for 5 years and accomplished so little is a baffling, almost paradoxical mystery. How they claimed to have spent a week testing it after every "milestone" is also not corroborated by how stupid the ideas behind the games main mechanics are.

I want to lick her socks

Seriously fuck this. I spent 20 minutes trying to reach the shrine atop Dueling Peaks because of it; waited for the rain to stop, glided from the tower to the wall, then it started raining again and I slipped into the water below.

And I wasted a lot of time waiting for rain to stop around the Zora Domain in order to climb up to that tower, but luckily I decided to visit the prince in the meantime and figured out it's a permanent downpour until I do the dungeon