Faulty hardware and customer outrage

>Faulty hardware and customer outrage.
>Only worthwhile game already pirated on Wii U and running on CEMU.
>Browser enabled via exploit day one and the NAND already got dumped. Piracy soon.

Where were you when Nintendo off'd themselves?

DID PEOPLE DO THIS KIND OF SHIT WHEN THE N64 CAME OUT

MAN THAT MUST HAVE BEEN A SHITSTORM BACK THEN

I was laughing my ass off

>piracy soon
Normally, this would convince me to purchase a console. But with the switch, what does it matter if it gets hacked? There's only 1 game regardless.

Still, I'm actually getting more entertainment out of watching the Switch crash and burn than I do actually playing any video games.

The same place I was every other time some fat ugly faggot started a "Nintendo is doomed" thread:

Sitting on my magnificent Arse having fun playing Nintendo games.

What about you, you pubeless fuck?

>Piracy soon.
I'd say it's a record if pirates hack the system that quickly but there is literally nothing to pirate on this system.

Meh, you could save the 60 bucks on Zelda and fuck around in Bomberman.

Let's be real here, this is fucking catastrophic for Nintendo.

GBA was emulated before it's release

... so what's the deal here. Why isn't everyone freaking the fuck out every time a PC game gets released? What's this whole, "the only thing keeping Nintendo afloat is me not being able to steal their games" thing? If you like the games they make, buy them. They made them. Why would you want them to fail? If you don't like the game and want Nintendo to fail... just don't play it and be fine with that.

What's this huge hate boner everyone has all of the sudden? Why is everyone stroking it so hard?

Because the nx and wiiu are both pieces of shit and nintendo should go 3rd party. They can fuck off with holding IPs hostage

... they made the IPs. If they didn't make them you wouldn't have anything to want.

You guys got issues. You love something and hate something and think you're entitled to it. Glad none of you have girlfriends or I would be worried for them.

Hahahaha, Nintendo is fucking done for this console race.

Not gonna lie, former nintendo fan here. This is fucking hilarious watching nintendo crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let them get the nuclear codes.

I'm actually kind of scared, I'm getting my Switch in the mail tomorrow, and I am praying that it works since I couldn't afford the warranty. I know I shouldn't be asking Sup Forums, but how common are the Switch failures?

Remember when people called out the PS4 in the same way?

Remember, Sup Forums is always wrong.

Do shitposters realize how much money nintendo has in their vaults?

Literally everybody thought the ps4 would crush the competition because the other 2 fucked up so badly

>nintendo has billions in the bank
>still underships their products and use these petty business tactics
LMAO

That's not how businesses work, you retard. They can't just say "lol we're still worth X amount, so we're just going to continue bleeding money and pushing out flops until we literally have no money left."

I think that picture makes a valid point; nintendo should have tried to get 3rd party support. But they always fuck this up by pursuing gimmicks rather than using comparable hardware specs to the competition.

There is a 80% chance your Switch is broken

>super bomberman r
>whole gameplay is just the multiplayer layout with NPCs
I knew it was going to be shit

What timeline are you from? We all knew the PS4 would end up doing the best by default because Nintendo fucked up badly with the Wii U and the Xbone dropped the ball at the start with their draconian DRM bullshit and being too expensive because of mandatory kinect.

Every console launch has a couple people posting their bricked and malfunctioning hardware on social media and then every console warring retard acts like it's a 90% failure rate and they scream about how "X company is finished!" then they all shut their mouths after a month or so. How many times do we have to go through this before people get tired of it?

Not really.

There were "rom" carts a couple of years after release. But they were really buggy and games crashed alot on them.

What is happening with CEMU and the browser hacks are literally a first.

Seriously? Damn I was about to pick it up.

Why they never made another game in the vein of Bomberman 64 baffles me, that game so good.

You are kidding, right? The amount of shit the PS4 and Xbone got around launch over the faulty drives, their shoddy hardware, over the joystick on the controllers, over the leaks from the Foxconn factory. People thought the WiiU would dominate with its stellar line of exclusives and considered the PS4 and Xbone dead in the water, and look how that turned out. All this shitposting is just making good material again for the "Sup Forums is always wrong" image.

Only a handful of delusional nin10drones thought the Wii U was going to dominate whatsoever. Everyone else rightfully predicted it being a dud

>people thought the wii u would dominate

Nobody ever thought that

Also, reminder that the guy that posted that YouTube vid did so with the intent of riling up Sup Forums. He made several console war bait posts afterwards.

Change 'nuclear codes' to Game of the Year Awards or something.

SWITCHAX COMING SOON
JUSTPINGO ON /hbg/ CONFIRMED IT
FREESHOP WILL BE POSSIBLE
FREE GAMES FROM THE ESHOP

You may not have, but there were droves of nintenbros who thought that.

>Browser enabled via exploit day one and the NAND already got dumped. Piracy soon.
Oooh, I might buy one in a year or two then

>mfw all these Sup Forums threads defending this garbage

I had a preorder for the Switch and ended up canceling it. I have no regrets.

They could do poor business decisions for 50 years and still have no fear for bankruptcy.

Is the Switch the most rushed console of all time?

No fucking way. If theres a freeshop on switch, and its easier to mod than the 3ds, we've hit the fucking lotto boys

They could do poor business decisions for 100 years and their fans will still eat up their overhyped brand shit.

Reminder that in 2012 Sup Forums was constantly shitposting about Sony being doomed and that there wouldn't even be a PS4.

>Trying this hard to evade the word filter
Mad you can't shitpost anymore, eh?

And they're just a tiny subset that everyone else here has always rightfully trashed since day 1.

There's a difference between finding individuals and getting a feel for the overall consensus of Sup Forums. And the overall consensus of Sup Forums was that the Wii U was a joke, the Xbone was HAL9000 watching you pee, and that the PS4 was mediocre, but still technically better than the competition, and would therefore win the console war.

If the rrod didn't kill the 360, then a few bricked systems and scratched screens isn't going to kill the Switch

>bought a $60 zelda sd card
>switch gets browser hacked
>pirates get to play the game for free

Not really petty if they're still turning a profit

Sup Forums was nintendogaf back then. The amount of shitposts calling the PS4 and Sony dead after its launch, with Sony having to sell their offices before and nearly being considered a worthless stock, on top of the early issues of the launch PS4s. The WiiU was really considered the console to get on Sup Forums back then thanks to its exclusives, but as always, Sup Forums was wrong.

>Encouraging console war shit period
You must be white.

>But with the switch, what does it matter if it gets hacked?

Can upload all those rar parts and use adfly for easy money

They did try to get 3rd party support. They made a really strong push. They even went with older Tegra X1 to get dev kits into developer's hands earlier.

>Switch has 1 game which is worth your while
>Is also on the WiiU, which can be hacked
>Can be emulated pretty soon
>Switch is already hacked

Wew lads

It's true that we were shitposting about Sony being doomed. And we weren't to say so; every division was hemorrhaging money left and right, and they couldn't afford another PS3 whatsoever.

Sony winning Gen8 wasn't sealed until the following year at E3 2013, where MS revealed the Xbone, which became a complete laughingstock and everyone trashed it. In other words, Sony didn't win because they necessarily did anything good. They just won by virtue of being the ones who fucked up the least, as sad as that is. Even today, I think the PS4 is a garbage console that's only worthwhile for bloodborne, and yet it's still the best of the three. Pathetic.

Sony is still living on borrowed time. They can't expect playstation to prop up the company forever.

>>Browser enabled via exploit day one and the NAND already got dumped. Piracy soon.

this is the only thing that worries me, since if it does get pirated, it will mean 3rd parties will be scared to develop for it.

>IP's they made and cultivated over the past 2 decades and literally every generation
>Being held hostage because they wont go Third party, losing 90% of their net worth because I want to not have to pay for their games.

Anyone who wants any gaming company to fail is a fucking shitneck. Fuck whatever hairbrained excuses you make or whatever console or lack-there-of you own. You're a piece of shit for wanting others to fail. You deserve to get called out for it.

not shockingly, PC-only gamers are incredibly insecure and will do anything to deny any other platform's merits. given that they're mostly college/high school kids with no money of their own to speak of, they have to have something reassuring them that everyone having fun with their PS4s and switches has wasted their money.

You know that 3rd party Nintendo is mobile Nintendo right?

>my copy of the Nintendo Switch
>copy

>False flagging THIS hard

There were less people that knew about this kind of stuff back then and less spread of information so shit like this didn't happen for years

They are a Kyoto company

>being this buttthurt
>being a poor PCkek

No, that's not how it works. 3rd parties aren't going to flock to your console just because you actually make it so they can get decent devkits. Nobody is going to bother making games for your console if they have to be so different from the competition. Nobody is going to bother with the Switch for the same reason they didn't with the Wii U and Wii: it's not as powerful as the competiton. This means they can't port the games over like you would with multiplats on other systems. They're not going to bother trying to figure out how to totally redesign the game to work on significantly worse hardware, so they just forego it entirely.

This is no mystery. Gamecube got 3rd party support from the majority of 3rd parties and got most of the multiplats (save things like GTA that couldn't work due to space constraints).

Yeah there are several gameplay vids out already. Disappointing

telling the truth isn't a false flag. it's plain as day.

if you have pubes and still feel the need to be a stalwart defender of a console whose fan base is children, i think you need to reevaluate your life.

>gamecube got most of the multiplats

It got only a handful of multiplats, and that was mostly in its first few years.

I am in agreement to your statement.

At this point Nintendo can do is hire some hitmen after the hackers before he can leak info and patch the shit out of it

MMMMMM! Angry shitposters.

>there are retards that are so into the console war that they actually believe this kind of delusional shit.

That's sad. You should stop browsing this site for a while. Sounds like you're the high school kid.

I also agree, especially with Nintendo which to many of us who grew up playing Nintendo and Sega, see Nintendo as one of the last bastions of games being made with gameplay first mentality.

If Freestore becomes a thing I'll buy one.

It got most of the multiplats. EA, ubisoft, activision, etc all released their games on gamecube along with the others. Yes, there were multiplats that it didn't get. But that wasn't the majority. It certainly wasn't like the later consoles, where any multiplats were actually entirely different gimped versions of games like CoD.

The point I'm making is that the claims of "nintendo is trying their best to attract 3rd parties!" that we saw with the Wii U and Switch are complete bullshit.

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Piracy already? Get your shit together Nintendo

They tried their hardest

How did the 3DS get 3rd party support then? If the 3DS can do it, the Switch can too.

>If the 3DS can do it, the Switch can too.
A game om the 3ds costs nothing to make since the screen is 240p. They don't have to spend time and money to make games compared to an hd game.

this chart does not take into account digital

keep in mind Sony had more gross revenue on digital sales than nintendo did period.

It also doesn't add in that it cost money to make games and Sony got a shitload from third party devs, and the PS4 is only half way through its life cycle while the Wii U is done.

Oh no no no!

Sony and Microsoft would NEVER do that when they have such famous games like.... Crash Bandicoot??? or Spyro?? and of course everyone knows ummmmm

>all money goes to nintendo

>Shows proof of Nintendo's productivity
>B-B-B-BUT that doesnt count!!!!!

>120 millions of games at 60 dollars each one makes less than 50 millions at 60

That's not how it works.

>both xbox and ps has more games than the listed meanwhile no more than those listed

Making hd assets takes more time and money than making shit for the 3ds terrible screen. That's exactly how it works.

Gee, it's almost as if only having 10 worthwhile games instead of a variety from different developers results in those individual games all having higher sales because there's nothing else to play!

If there was a console that literally only had 1 game, you could point to that game and say it's sales are amazingly high. Well yeah, no shit. Literally 100% of people with the console will own that game, because it's the only game.

All this speaks to is a shallowness of Nintendo's game library. Everyone that owns a Wii U is going to own the same handful of games like Mario Kart and Smash Bros. Huge revelation.

cant wait it become wiiu 2.0
NO GAMES

It does cost more, but not as much as you are thinking. 3DS games still cost quite a lot to make. Some 3DS games had a higher budget than some Wii U games.

Don't forget that the graph in is outdated. Uncharted 4 actually outsold every wii u game. I

nand got dumped already?

LMAO

Every thing you have is a mass produced copy retard. I'm surprised a furry fuck is more aware of this than most people.

if that shit is already fucked already then good. i made my plan to get the switch when mario odyssey comes out, and hopefully that it will be hacked by then. i love nintendo, but if i can get shit for free then youd have to be dumb not to do it.