Why is he standing like that?

Why is he standing like that?

because he's the sheriff

That's a big bow

No, he's CIA

Because the ride plan only lists him and Zelda but only one of you gets to stay on his horse

and we're frozen out here

He's trying to find and defeat the four main big guys so he can save Zelda.

For you

>nintendo is on with the latest memes

Hos can sony even compete?

>latest
>Bane

lol it's funny because bane reference. am I fitting in yet?

Princess Zelda, I'm CIA.

Dr. Paya, I'm HoT

I want reddit to leave.

>Zelda, I'm LINK.
>She wasn't alone
>Uh, you don't get to bring friends
>They are not my friends
>Don't worry, no rupees for them
>Why would I want them?
>They were trying to grab your prize, they work for the pig, the Calamity
>GANON?
>Aye
>Get 'em on board - I'll call Impa

>The flight plan I just filed with Sheikah lists me, my inventory, Zelda here, but only one of you! First one to talk gets to stay on my Divine Beast! Who paid you to grab Zelda!
>...
>HYAA
>He didn't fly so good! Who wants to try next? Tell me about Ganon! Why does he keep reviving?
>...
>Lotta loyalty for a hired moblin!
>Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would HYAA an enemy before throwing him off a cliff
>At least you can talk, who are you?
>It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is the wind
>If I impale your head, will you die?
>It would be extremely painful
>You're a big pig
>For you
>Was being imprisoned part of your plan?
>Of course! Zelda refused our offer in favor of yours. We had to find out what she told you about the Triforce
>Nothing, I said nothing!
>Well, you got yourself caught... what's the next step of your master plan?
>Seizing this Divine Beast!
>With no survivors!
>HYAA! This can't be happening, I'm in control here!

Cue 100 years time skip.

I hate you so fucking much.

Well done.

BRAVO AONUMA

alpha male stance,
looks strong, girls find it arousing, easy to maintain

Not an argument. Try again, newfag

You're still not fitting in, user.

He is man-standing see how he is trying to intimidate the girl in front of him.

The madman.

Now all we need is an accompanying image.
Someone send this to the drawthread.

Thank you for this delicious new pasta.

I watched the original scene, and I can never find this part

>This can't be happening, I'm in control here!

He also missed the "congratulations!" before "you got yourself caught."

>He doesn't know his BANE by heart.

get out.

for (you)

NO (U)

Because he's a big guy for you, you fucking manlet.

>forgetting "No one cared who I was before I put on the Triforce"

and we're in there and hes out there and i just remembered we're out here

good job

It's from the novelization. It's the last thing that goes through Bill Wilson's mind before getting punched by Bane. Trust me, I'm a meme expert.

YOU'RE A BIG GERUDO

...

Theres a climbing shirt. Fucking where

GANON?

Classic Power Stance. Manlets use it to boost power in order to compensate for lack of height. Typically used around big guys.

Cuz

is there a big guy in this game

bravo

This is breaking my brain.