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>leaving your games laying around out of their case

What did he expect?

Nintenbros will defend this

That lil nigga doesnt even really have legs, how the fuck you fuck that up you dumb ass?

the guy probably chewed on it and blamed it on his dog desu

Ive seen dogs eat cat shit out of a litter box.

>cartridge bitterant
This exists? Is this to prevent Nintentoddlers from eating their games?

>Having a shitty dog that chews on your things
Maybe if you actually loved your dog and gave it attention it wouldn't eat your shit.

>having a poorly trained dog
>having a fucking corgi
>having any useless shit mini dog

meme dog, meme console. poetry

my dog went crazy when he tried to chew one.
He just spent the following 5 minutes barking at it.
I guess it vary from dog to dog.

Should have let him eat it completely. Then it would be literal shit in a few hours.

>THINGS CAN BE DESTROYED IF YOU'RE RETARDED: ALERT
HOLY SHIT SWITCH DOA

>Dogfags

Cats win again

Not gonna lie, Former nintendo fan here, This is fucking hilarious seeing nintendo's stock crash and burn, but in all seriousness we cant let nintendo dominate the console market.

>implying a cat won't piss on it

yeah cats just shit on the console instead

It still works so it's all good.

>Owning a dog

Retard

Nintendo doesn't even have the latest anti-dog technology

HAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAH SONY WINS AGAIN BABY

yes, it is literally so small children don't want to put the carts in their mouth

Dogs really are disgusting

That is precisely the intended purpose.

>Leaving your games out where they can be chewed on by a dog
He deserved it

PC gamers have had dog proof games since Steam. Still can't believe nintendo still hasn't figured this shit out.

I have a cat and during the night it never lets me sleep. The cat starts scratching my wardrobe doors and fucking meowing everywhere.
I'm considering killing the bastard

>1,2 Switch

and nothing of value was chewed

vita carts didn't do this. says a lot about the demographic nintendo makes games for

>buying 1 2 Switch

that was mistake number 1

Mistake number 1 was buying the system

don't let him sleep during the daytime
my cat used to do the same shit but i stopped taking his shit and now he stopped

>he leaves his games out to be chewed on by his 4 legged game devourer
>he didnt use the Switches anti gravity mode to SWITCH himself and his stuff to the ceiling

Deserved it.

youtu.be/aYF3Uj4gj1Y?t=19m39s

It doesn't taste that bad either
If you want to lick it go ahead

At least it was 1,2 Switch

More like says a lot about how much Sony values their customers lives

Why the fuck do you have a cat then if you hate it?

CORGI DINDU NUFFIN

>vita carts didn't do this
because there was no fucking games.

it's my mom's. the litter box is in the basement across from my bed

>le dogfags
>cat v dog arguments
>lol 1 2 switch theres your first mistake
>train your dog retard
>false flags everywhere
We had this thread earlier

He enjoys his suffering.

>Dogs will eat your shit games like 1 2 Switch
>Cats let you keep on playing terrible games

Catfags lose AGAIN!

cuck

is your mom's black bull al

This
I like dogs but owning those mini breeds seems fucking stupid
Might as well get a bird orr something else

Nice meme faggot.

>dogs who like to chew

So...dogs?

I'll be the first to say nintenbros will defend anything, but this is ridiculous. What do you fucking expect? This is a new height of user stupidity.

>sony letting people stupid enough to swallow cartridges die

Are they /ourguys/?

Why wouldn't a dog chew on a disk?
what deterrent is there?

>He thinks his vidya is safe on steam
What about hackers, user?
Nothing stopping a dog hacker from hacking your account and virtually chewing on your virtual games and wallet.

No good games I meant to say

Switch carts come in cases for a reason.

What a pile of shit. You even bought the Lego for toddlers' game.

Just move out.

>Sony wants our kids to eat cartridges and choke themselves to death
>Nintendo wants to save our children from their own stupidity instead of having us do it ourselves

Literally our guys, Nintendo raising kids so we don't have to.

Sorry, i dont have any images for poor people without taste.

You tell him, proud Neptunia player.

DESTROYED

Mad?

Nah, I just pity your parents.

your social life must be great

>hmm this cartridge tastes like poison
>but the game is 1 2 switch
>yes i know what i must do

good dog

Why would anyone be mad, I own the first 3 games on Vita and they're pretty bad. If not for the fact that I'm a whore for farming in games, I would have never played them

how embarrassing

>the Snipperclips demo is more of a game than 1 2 Switch

kek

This is coming from a Sup Forums poster? Wew lad

Please consider suicide

Is that supposed to offend someone here?

Because their son can actually afford full priced video games to put in the home he owns? Lol.

>go to buy used console on amazon
>doesn't include original controller or adapter

same type people. the fuck is wrong with them?

Its to prevent sonyghers from stealing it, thinking it is food with their low IQ

Before the Dog v. Cat arguments really take off, reminder that the tier list is officially

>Big dogs like shepherds and collies
>cats, but only when they're affectionate ones
>small dogs
>asshole parasitic cats

its' 1 2 switch if anything the dog was teaching it's master a lesson

And yet he's still a loser.

They weren't thinking that some stupid fucker would leave their cartridges out for a dog to chew on.

>playing my 3ds
>Fall asleep with monster hunter in it
>Wake up and the cartridge is missing
>Mom's chiuahua bit it inward and pushed it out then chewed it to shit
Lost my shit, not the same but yknow...
Glad I'm out of there

Because their son fills his home with terrible full priced games that aren't worth it, yeah.

Said single faggot from Sup Forums who says hes gay because he cant get any bitches on his dick.

>hates normalfags
>supports trump the ultimate chad

Sharp disk pieces on their mouth.

More like

Retards who think this is something worth causing a fuzz over will attack this

ROASTED

Can anyone in this thread confirm first-hand that these cartridges taste bitter?

Watch out, everyone. Pussy slayer Neptunia player is here.

Dogs are weird.
Mine kept trying to put the Switch cartridges in the Vita.
Fucking dumbass.

You cant put bitterant on something that doesnt exist, just like how you can make games for an audience that doesnt exist. Good comparison user!

Train your fucking dog and take better care of your belongings

>2017 console
>still uses cartridges
Why is nintendo so antiquated?

They taste horrible, i've been a Nintendo supporter for years but this is too much. It's just painful to realize that PS4 discs taste more delicious than the Switch cartridges

Im sure married real estate guy does indeed get more pussy than fat mcdonalds GED guy.

>Poisoning your dog just to shitpost

These people need to be gased

>Bitterant
>Poisonous

Oxygen is more poisonous.

Its chocolate based

Does your dad work for Sony as well?

prove it

>corgi


thatas what that cocksucking piece of shit gets your ordering a fucking meme build-a-breed off fucking aamzon because he saw it in a 15 minute "Funny Dog Fails" on youtube a couple weeks agoof course that fucking inbred retarded artificial aniaml would act destructively in defiance of its own wrongful existance if you dont adopt shelter motherfuking kill yourself
what are you getting a friend for life or are you ordering a fucking slab of cute meat you piece of shit
if your inspiration for making a 15 year committment to an animal is a fucking reddit gif of some mutant inbred bitch then fucking kill yourself you disrespectful fucking cunt
if youre friend/family comes to you with a box of kittens/puppies then for the love of God takethat box and float it down themotherfucking river then bash that faggot's faggot face in for his irresponsiblity then track down their bastard pet and put it out of its fucking misery
fact: dogs not adopted in shelter always end up in shelters because the arrogant inhuman pricks that base life choices off internet videos and air bud films naturally cannot handle the position of pet ownership and weakly cart off a creatures life to the slaughterhouse and think nothing the nextday of their suffering and their grotesque mask of affection so easily warped into apathy
i wish i could beat his fucking face in with a crowbar and his switch too
save a life
adopt shelter

>That image

I don't even want to hear your opinion on pugs.

>married real estate guy

Not that guy but you're seriously an overcompensating faggot. Is your dick small or something?