Breath of the Wild thread

Breath of the Wild thread.

>tfw didn't fall for the PS4 meme

Paya IS my wife.

Where do I find the Goron who's name ends in "son"?

post yfw you finish your first Lynel fight

I've upgraded the sheikah sensor, remote bomb, and stasis. Are there upgrades for magnesis and cryosis? If not, were those rune upgrades the last thing I needed ancient screws/ gears/ cores for and am I safe to sell them now?

>tingel island
>all of its neighbors

at least I got some ore

how the fuck did Knack get an 86 when it has like literally 10 fps in most situations

Now show me the reviews for the system since you're so hung up on scores

Ask a guy who went straight to Hyrule Castle and beat the entire boss rush with only 4 hearts and the starting armor anything

keep your ancient material, you can craft them into weapons and other shits when you find Robbie

*Also available on wiiu & PC

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>tfw dont have a WiiU or Switch because no money

Missed a shrine

I want to smell Magda's flowers!

>Sonyfriends shitpost for months about how their exclusives have high review scores
>BOTW gets 98
>Suddenly review scores don't matter
I have to admit the irony is incredibly delicious.

>Arrive in Hateno Village after a long night of travel in the rain
>Greeted by chorus' of loving dialogue and acknowledgment
>Filled to the brim with waifus, sunlight, and cozy stores

I spend nearly all my time either in Hateno village or the forest, hunting and helping out the villagers

Is this the comfiest area in zelda?

>Love between two characters
>One of them dies

Makes me feel like shit every time. Why Mipha.

The way all the champions died was fucking horrible too. Got trapped inside their respective beasts and were murdered by Ganon's respective nightmare forms.

Fuck off, Paya is MY wife.

So there's more than one Major Test of Strength?! The fuck? This is bullshit!

Don't mind me, just posting best waifu

>give dog on farm some meat
>he rolls over
>no option to rub his belly

Made buying my WiiU worth it.

Can't spell blown out the water without BOTW

Is the gerudo desert supposed to be done last or something

I swear every fucker in this place oneshots me

26th for Urbosa best girl

>TFW no tiny brown gerudo lady to drop in your pants and wrestle your dick.

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE MIPHA, PAYA, URBOSA, RIJU PORN?

Why didn't you did it with 3?

Can we not stir the drama po-
>knack got an 86

Wait...what?

Snap!

Please post Paya

take a screen shot with him

Same place the Lynel porn is, no doubt.
Call me back when you find it.

They're not hard desu, just gotta bring a flame sword to interrupt some mechanics, and then use flurry attacks and be patient. It't not too bad.

What does Paya dream about?

>never got a wiiu
>already watched a shitton of the game through streams and have read spoilers
is it worth buying a switch for this still

Because I was going to alternate between getting heart containers and stamina vessels (starting with heart containers) and decided to rush the final boss shortly after that

Yeah, your shrine detector should've been going off

Has anyone scratched their switch on the dock yet?

cute post

I wonder how the gerudo fell about nude link

Where is Hestu after meeting him in Central Hyrule? I'm in Korok Forest right now and I can't find the fucker. I have 50 seeds saved up for this cunt.

Do some shrines you lazy fuck

wait until it gets like 5 games you want

Yeah. either that or Death Mountain.

>tfw you can buy a house their and make it even comfier
>hang all your precious equipment on the walls to save them from accidentally breaking

Always go back to Hateno to save when I finish up for the night

>tfw have both

It's probably the best game ever made

>the korok trial where you literally stalk a korok
It was too cute.

The Korok Forest feels like a Disney theme park.

The story is not at all the reason for playing this game

In my opinion yeah, it's a pretty amazing game. That said, nearly 400 dollars is enough to make it a personal decision, can't really tell you what to do there.

She had a dream about Link pushing her onto her bed, for some reason. I wonder what it means.

Have you been to Goron City yet?

>random guy at stables gives me all his life's savings of 500 rupees to offer up in tribute to the Great Fairy
>begs me not to just run off with all of it
>I take all his money and spend it on renovating my house
Who else /mischievous/ here?

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And right after I finish posting this I round a tree and he's right there. In sight of the Master Sword, to the right. I don't know how I missed him before.

Not just Asscreed, but pretty much any open world game like TW3 and Skyrim.

But personally I don't think standards will rise. The general public doesn't seem to care too much about all the TECHNOLOGY in this game and are content with going from sidequest marker to POI marker killing enemy camps and getting shitty quest rewards.

No Lynel porn yet.

Literally 80% of breath of the wild porn on e621 is Kass. Go figure.

I'm more concerned about ruining one of the only 4 dungeons by watching how it's done and knowing a bunch of stuff instead of going in blind and figuring it out

Breath of the Wild = Majoras Mask > Links Awakening >A Link to the Past > Ocarina > Oracle of Ages = Seasons = Twilight Princess = Wind Waker > a mound of shit > Everything else

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>shopping knacks meta critic score 32 points higher than it is while using it as an example of it being inferior than BOTW
why the fuck you would you do that you could have just left the score alone and replaced uncharted 4 with the order 1886 if you really wanted to make it look like they eat shit
Why would you do this?

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>even when reading he's gotta do the power stance
is Link insecure?

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That's a really shitty thing to do, user

Give it time user. People are still playing...or check pixiv

Is it normal to get a boner from Urbosa snapping her fingers?

Is anyone else slightly disappointed in the Arbiter's Grounds? There's nothing there but a couple of pillars, only the name really gives it away.
Also, why is the Temple of Time suddenly elevated/no longer surrounded by an enormous forest, if this is child timeline? What happened to the giant tree that housed the Forest Temple?

how do i filter out all the gay shit?

>see girl get beat up by enemy
>don't help because she doesn't reward me

for you

>hunting in Hebra
>gourmet meat drops half the time
this is fucking beautiful

is there actually a way to cook more involved meals that have multiple status effects yourself? I got a meat and rice bowl form some npc and it both recovers and gives extra stamina, thats cool as shit, i want to be able to make stuff like that.

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Upgraded stasis lets you freeze enemies? Fuck, I have to get on this.
>tfw I can *teleports behind you* to random bokoblins

>bara bird is a family man.

I love how some are actually somehow disappointed by this revelation

Either make an account and add gay shit to your blacklist or add "-gay -solo_male" to your search query. That should filter out most, if not all gay pics.

What is Link's ideal course of action in this scenario?

You can only have a single buff at a time.

LET'S HEAR WHAT YOU THINK (add whatever games you want)

OoT=MM=BOTW>WW>TP>SS

Kass deserves 800 images. Not 80.

Three ancient cores are a bitch to get unfortunately

my taste > your taste

This, though I'd probably switch OoT where Majora's Mask is.

Fucking kek

Impa is right there man

>bought a ps4 for overwatch
>now I feel too guilty to spend the money on a switch for zelda

not to mention you need about nine more of them to make the guardian armor set

how the fuck did BOTW get a 98 when it has like literally 20 fps in most situations

wooooaaaaaahhhhh that's a full rainbow...

all the way...

woah it's a double rainbow all the way...

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wooooaaa man wooohaauw....

wwwhhoooOOHh MYY GOOOAAAA OOHHH MY GOOOOD

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>she dreams about Link pushing her onto her bed and fucking her raw
smacking dat ass

Who /spelunker/ here

>implying Impa wouldn't be cheering you on

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What's the reward from the Korok trials? not sure if it's worth bothering with

Do the attacks you get from the Divine Beasts regenerate? If not, how do you get more?

>Climbing the ubisoft tower with the skull rock stuck on top of it
>decide to climb the skull rock for shits and giggles
>Fucking Royal Claymore wedged into the rock

Felt like goddamn king Arthur

PURAH IS PURE

yes they do