Why?

Why?

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I don't see the problem, it's like I'm watching a Pixar movie. It's great.

White people trying to make video games

the peebee face is so particularly devastating. The fixed one reminds me of someone, she looks so plausible yet still alien. I think giving her the bunny teeth and eyebrows and removing the super ridiculously deep smile lines is so minute.

I cant wait for pc mods.

it's the age we live in. women now have the right to look like ugly trash cans, and if you don't agree you are a misoginystic shithole. well, you asked for equal rights, let's see how far this shit goes until real men get fed up and start beating the shit out of bitches again like the good old days

Have a question. Ive never played a mass effect game but i really want to get andromeda.

Its not a continuation of the last mass effect game? Like do i NEED to play the others

>caring about looks
>not the gameplay

>tfw 6.5x5
God I want to die. They say average girth is 5 but that seems like bullshit, everyone's between 6 to 7.

Now make the one on the right in 3D and with the same number of polygons as the left.

Don't fall for the big dick meme, as long as you're above 14cm you're fine

>inb4 thread gets derailed by fags saying that it's because making 3D models is harder

if anything peebee is fucking less because no more massive jaw. Are you retarded?

I don't understand. Why wouldn't you want to play the original trilogy? Why do you care about Andromeda when you aren't even invested in the universe?

You even have more than enough time to finish all 3 games before Andromeda comes out.

not him, but thanks. Gonna go kill myself.

Hey, I get the appeal, but I don't care that much about every vidya character having the same cookie cutter face. I appreciate branching out with facial features so long as they don't look like Oblivion potato heads.

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>14cm
>5.5 inches

jesus christ that's sad user

But i dont have a gaming computer right now user.. i was gonna get the box set for really cheap before it died

14 inches or KYS.

It's what happens when you let SJW fags try and make a game

after 3's ending i'd imagine they doing a good ol scorched earth job on everything besides the most basic of lore.

can you shitposters finally update your sara ryder with the final model release? she looks really cute now in the game.

baby dick spotted

Stop sexualising. Women aren't supposed to be attractive.

Besides the shoddy eye shading it's mostly a problem of the left design not being feminine enough. Devs really missing out on making proper wank material.

>9 inches is perfect
But why? He won't be able to fit it all in anyway so what's the point? You won't even feel those extra inches.

T H A T ' S W H E R E Y O U R W R O N G , F U C K O !
I know you're memeing and not serious, but I need to get this off my chest. I've been thinking about it ever since I saw blue shrek.
I don't give a shit that the human looks hamfisted. Ugly humans exist.
What I give a shit about is the Asari looking hamfisted because it's Bioware going back on their own fucking lore to appeal to the SJW's.
In the salarian's bachelor party in I think ME 2, might have been 1, there's that whole conversation about Asari looking like salarians/turians/humans. Sure, you could argue the head tentacles are reminiscent to Turians, but how the fuck do they look even REMOTELY Salarian? Bioware pretty much stated in that conversation that they use their rampant psychic powers to appear sexy to the other various intelligent races that they can breed with.

They psychically manipulate you into thinking they're sexy all the time. That's a fucking thing they just do. it makes 0 fucking sense for there to ever be an ugly Asari, but Bioware can't risk offending the hambeasts who won't even play their fucking game but bitch about how "REAL WYMMON AREN'T ATTRACTIVE".

>Mark Hamill in drag
>John Goodman plays Shrek

Why?

they both fucking trash judging by trailers they shown

>Women aren't supposed to be women.

I'm 15 cm and when I fucked my ex I couldn't go too deep because it would hurt her and my current girlfriend loves the size because I can just about go all the way.

sage

you can fit it all in with foreplay and gradually increasing the size of insertion.

dicklets just don't want you to know this. You know how there are huge dildo videos out there? those women took time to stretch their vags.

any woman can do this, but as mentioned before, men with small penises refuse to let women know that this is true.

t. Whiteboi

Well, there's an obvious answer to this - Ryder has an odd taste in women.

More like Ryder has a taste for men. They both look like men.

Um, no. If you hit the womb that's the end of the vaginal canal. You can't push the womb further back.

>Asari are literally meant to be sexy as fuck, like space-succubi, for the purpose of proliferating
>LOL LETS MAKE THEM UGLY

Did the entire staff of bioware get replaced by SJWs, one by one, over the course of the last decade? Does that explain why literally all their games went to shit?

>You can't push the womb further back.
You clearly don't read enough hentai

Turns out photoshopping an image is easier than making a model.

the upper left you can tell its a woman but the down left is clearly a dude

Yes and yes

wtf i love black dicks now

>Does that explain why literally all their games went to shit?
That is accurate, diversity + SJW's.

All the designers had to do was slim up the faces around the jaw and it looks a lot better.

uh, yes you can?
the vaginal canal can expand further during arousal.

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>people still fall for cuckarell's bait

yes

next thing you gonna say probably will be "it's easier to make an attractive character!"
get the fuck out leddit

Not even a question of technical difficulty, more like artistic vision.

If big dicks had any advantage natural selection would have virtually eliminated small dicks.

youre just pretending to be retarded right?
or are you just overlooking the point of the image

this desu senpai

If you are not 20 inch you are a fucking loser and you should end it right now, donkey dicks are where its at.

Nah it's just women are more qualified of making good games than men.

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>state fact
>REEEEE FUCK OF REDDIT
It's sad this is the best Sup Forums has to offer.

because designed them that way on purpose because muh objectification

Wait, that thing on the bottom was supposed to be a girl? What the fuck?!

>tfw 7.5 x 4.5
It'll grow, r-right?

>stating an obvious fact and completely missing the point
kys fuckface

>Laci Green as a source
I almost took you seriously user. Well memed my friend.

Yeah, except humans dont pair up by check each others compactible genitalia.

>4.5 girth
yea, I doubt you measured your length correctly when your girth is that thin

>neo-nu/v/
fixed for you bud

>caring about the gameplay
>in a "mordern" game that holds your hand from the beginning and where companions cannot die.

I will be honest with you boys.

If you are not packing AT LEAST 10 inches then you are nothing special.

Anything less than 9 inches and you are just not providing enough pleasure for the average girl.

I mean, we might tell you what most girls do around the sex time like "oh you are SO BIG, user". In fact, we may even fake an orgasm for you.

Just know that we will be thinking about bigger and harder dicks in the meantime, just like how you boys are always thinking about firmer asses, more playful titties, and tighter pussies.

Even question what kind of videos girls search up for porn, if any?

Well, let's just say there is a reason so many video titles include the word "big dick" in them, despite the fact that most straight guys are just looking for hot girls to get nude and fuck in their videos.

Just saying, guys.

wut

a man wrote this.

The irony is most women love being objectified.

>Where you companions can't die

Your companions can't permanently die in most WRPGs. And even in the ones that allow it, everyone just save scums to avoid it.

Maybe I have a pencil dick

If your dick is shorter then 12 inches then it's impossible to pleasure a woman.

I love that bioware has turned Sup Forums in to a salt mine.

Changing the 3D model to look like that would literally be easier than the photoshop in the OP. I'll leave the UVs and the texturing to someone else but the model itself would take 10 minutes max to fix.

Humans have extremely large dicks because women bred them to be that way. Even a small dick is much larger than the dicks of most animals.

>Thread about video games
>everyone talking about dick size from a bait pic

Sup Forums is so shit.

>tfw 8 inches but no gf to use it on

altering the model is easy as well

>thread with retarded pic
>everyone talking about dick size from bait pic

Sup Forums is so shit, but this thread is good

Why do you faggots insist on posting this same fucking shit over and over again? I'm fairly fucking sure everyone knows that ME:A sucks already.

i'm running out of things to masturbate to

I'm going to need more fuel sooner or later

OP has posted this thread like 7 times so nobody cares anymore.

Did anyone try making a shop that looks better instead of a different taste of shit?

>tfw 34 inches but no gf to use it on

if women had their way in ancient rome and were sculptors, you can be sure that the statues would've had big thick cocks.

they're only small because men were the ones sculpting them, and prepubescent dicks were seen as beautiful because the roman elite for homosexual pedophiles

SOME

>tfw 18cm but above average girth
Perfect.Every girl feels tight like a vise.
On the downside, blowjobs give most girls trouble.

Well, it seems like they are pandering to the Sup Forums audience and you are playing as someone with shit taste in women.

H-HE'S FAST!

>all these LWDs ITT

Keep in mind a womans "8 inches" is closer to 5 real inches.

What's the point of hiring hot chicks as the face model and then changing the character's face so it not only looks totally different but also ugly?

Why not just hire a ugly person?

why do guys with small penises keep saying this?
oh wait, because it makes them feel better about having a small dick

The right looks dumb aswell. Fuck off retard

It's just a fact women are bad at guessing lengths.

Everytime this picture shows up in a thread it instantly pumps up replies.
Hmmm...

Left: Bogpilled

Right: Purple Pilled

The call that saved the galaxy.