Accidentally send user on steam lewd message

>accidentally send user on steam lewd message
>replies back with one

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post more best girl instead of these shit threads

>me and best online friend always make fun of ERP and other gay shit online
>in true I ERP on Sup Forums at every chance I get and want to fuck him real bad
>accidentally send him a lewd response meant to someone else, which thankfully could be considered a reaction to a video he had just linked me
>he still replies with "that's pretty gay desu"

>Accidentally paste Exhentai link in WoW trade chat
>Everyone's too up their own ass to notice

>implying they could get past the panda

You're right, no mortal normie can bypass the panda

>accidently send an user kemoshota
>he wants more

>Inching to porn
>Accidentally inch a bit to Futa thumbnail

Goddern it

>accidentally

>10 minutes into raid and chill and your healer give you this look.
>I saw that link you posted the other day user

>tfw a girl accidentally messages you about getting replacement her vibrator

>See someone is online and in game
>"Hey want to play"
>No response
>They get into a match
>Wait
>Send some stupid message
>They go offline

KAZUMA KAZUMA!

Thats when you know youve got cool friends

How do you even do that?

Just what is wrong with you?

Testing to see if I was banned for my lewdposts.

>An american wants to play
>They only play on American servers

If you want to play then you bare the brunt of the latency, heebloving fucker

Sup Forums.org/banned

>Put on a voice changer
>Make lewd noices while friend goes silent
example
clyp.it/2ilvsd0t

>accidentally send user on steam lewd message
>replies back with one

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But he didn't post Wiz or Yunyun.

>accidentally send user on steam a lewd message
>he tells my dad who beats the shit out of me.

I never understood, are you fags just pretending to be gay? You guys don't actually do this right?

exactly, he posted best girl

Because Megumin is the best.

>purposefully send user on steam lewd message
>FBI replies back

>friend sends me lewd message
>remove him

You must be Axis Cult members. It would explain your below average intelligence.

I once visited an adult store with a friend because her vibrator broke and she was looking for the same one. Apparently it was so good it could give her three orgasms right after each other.

It was kinda awkward.

>no one sends you lewd messages

>make discord username something sexual
>join random video game servers looking for people to mess with
>end up in server for young kids playing minecraft, their mom or something is the admin
>my avatar is a girl with her feet up in the air, it's clearly sexual in nature
>one of the kids asks "oh, did you fall down LOL! why are your feet in the air :)"
>yeah I did, how old are you by the way?
>"i'm 11! :) :)"
>abort mission

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is KonoSuba even a good show

Raki#2986

Only add me if you're a weaboo with an anime avatar that watches anime and you can't be a normie or else...

>liking the archmage, which requires the highest INT stat, makes you stupid
I bet you think Aqua's a goddess

It's absolute shit, please never watch it.

its good shitty anime

>Try and play games with a girl from Sup Forums
>Within a week she wants me to masturbate with her while she makes dick sucking noises and just turns on her webcam out of nowhere and flashes her tits and asshole all the time
I mean I didn't really mind but I honestly just wanted to play video games.

>he is mad and can't accept the truth

link your mal.

>girl

>friend stalks me
>if he sees anything he sends me a message
>I mess up
>says he really wants to do "that" again

>got a boyfriend last week
>they still wont stop sending me lewd messages

idk about anyone else, but I'll fuck just about anything

Its all relative. Some find it hilarious, others think it is terrible. Watch the first few episodes and decide for yourself.

yuru yuri social experiment#3501
only cool lewdies allowed thank you!

She had the nicest pussy I've ever seen I swear to god.
delete this NOW

Goddess of debt and useless party tricks maybe.

Please.... PLEASE ignore the ratings.

myanimelist.net/animelist/underscore21

steamcommunity.com/id/nhentai
Add me up, fags

i bet it's also the only one

So, Greece?

>accidentally everyone in this thread is a 16 to 18 year old attention-starved misguided teen

Kazuma dayo.

>it's noun AGAIN
Fuck

>stocking avatar
good taste

it's private you doofus

Awful lot of projecting.
Someones mad he can't even get sluts from Sup Forums to send nudes heh

I added you once and we lewded for a bit and talked, then you completely ignored me forever. Exactly what I expectedW

Why does everyone know me.

Man, there's a lot of sex starved teenagers in this thread.

c..could you send me a nude user? :3

>Can't load up Steam because ISP a shit

This is hell.

You faggots need Jesus

I posted my cock once on Sup Forums I'm not doing it again

user please, I'm 24.

Because everyone has this reaction to you in truth and its hard to forget.
Also because you are in all of these threads, probably make most.

Post more best girl. Chihaya also acceptable.

>constantly exchange gay innuendo messages and post gay innuendo comments with good friendos
Nah, it's normal. It's not like you don't do it in real life too and it's not like you don't do it only with close friends. Although anyone else out of the loop (like my gf once seen it) might think you're legitimately gay.

Would be time for you to grow up then

Best shitty anime ever

Because you spam your shit and you're in every one of these threads.

>tfw posted face once
>tfw people would spam it in threads

Wow, you're like an old man or something.

Fine.

I posted my face once too and had a homo come on to me. Faggots think I look like bara or whatever that shit with the big dudes is.

I don't make these threads, I just nolife Sup Forums for the most part until I get banned.

Yuck.

is that what i think it is

What is it?

Nobody really believes you, just fuck off forever.

Bara/Bear

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Okay :(~

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Thanks for clearing it up homo.

>tfw no friends to send lewd messages

I wouldn't mind lewd messages.

i know to what my friend faps and don't know how to feel about it
i really don't care but i never ask for this knowledge

Time to go chug a gallon of water.

Friendly reminder to drink more water user's.

sauce?

I have multiple friends that I openly discuss and share porn between. We don't jerk off together or do gay shit but if I find a primo doujin or something I'd link them.

Kidney stones are genetic

I'll be your second boyfriend and send you even lewder messages

>posted nudes once
>people repost it pretending to be me
feels pretty good desu

>recording gameplay
>chatting to this girl on Skype too
>decide to skype on mic so it's easier
>she answers by pressing webcam
>shes there topless at her computer
>gorgeous boobs
>wtf
>drag skype into game recording
>record her face and boobs
>it shuts off
>shes panicking
>asks me to forget about it she didn't mean for webcam to be on
>ask her if i can see it again
>says no and blocks me
>spend 2 days stalking finding all her friends and family
>add her on steam
>you have until the weekend to get on cam and show them tits and spread that pussy or all your friends family and work will see this recording
>sunday
>shes crying
>slowly takes her boobs out
>shows her pussy
>recording all this too
>make her stick the handle of her hair brush into it
>cries the whole time sobbing
>tell her shes going to let me screw her or all her friends family and work will see the new content too
>she blocks me


It's been two weeks, you think shes gonna turn around? She's like 5'7 120lb nice rack probably a good 6/10

>tfw no Steam bf

looks like a kidney stone desu

>tfw every boy you meet is straight or mentally unstable
>ywn have a normal gay bf

Oh come on, let the kids get off.

They need SOME action every once in a while.