Wall of shame
-Zelda gets beaten by Horizon with a HUUUGE difference.
-Link get's beaten by a girl we never seen before
-SWITch sells only 80k in UK. Worse than 3DS
-3rd parties don't care
-No new releases this month or next.
-only 3 games in may (mostly ports)
WHAT WENT WRONG FAGGOTS? NINTENDO'S NAKED FANBOYS TOLD ME THAT THIS WILL DESTROY PS4. LOL NOT EVEN IN YOUR DREAMS.
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yep it's dead
Everything. I told people this the Switch would fail, and as the days pass everything single think you could picture going wrong happened.
>muh 3rd party
Nintendo don't need no third party. It's all about the Zelda and Mario games. How many exclusives does PS4 have? I tell you right now that Wii U has the most exclusives of any console so far.
>Toad
>Splatoon
>Mario Kart 8
>Mario Party
>(Zelda Breath of the Wild)
>Mario 3d World
>New Super Mario Bros U
>New Super Luigi Bros U
>Bayonetta 2
>Mario Maker
>Xenoblade X
>Yoshi's Wooly World
>Paper Mario
>Tokyo Mirage
>Star Fox Zero
>Fast Racing Neo (aka F Zero U)
>Wonderful 101
>Caring about Mario and Zelda in 2017
If you are over 22 yo and you find Mario a good game you should kill yourslef autistic manchildren.
It's great being 17 isn't it
>-Zelda gets beaten by Horizon with a HUUUGE difference.
In the UK. Who cares?
New IP beating a 30 year old established franchised at all
>what went wrong?
Nintendo ran out of Nintendium
one is on a console that has been out for years and one is on a console that just launched last week. Use some common sense.
are you retarded?
That still doesn't account for the Wii U sales, and that console has been out longer than the PS4.
Stupid gimmicky controllers that nobody likes on a tablet with no games to show for it aside from some tech demos and a Wii U port.
This was the first time I didn't buy a nintendo console on launch. Maybe after E3 and when mario comes out it's worth buying.
I also have a hope of it becoming the weeb console killing off the vita and having tons of low budget VNs on it.
But we'll have to wait for the consoles reception in Japan first.
Stay salty drone.
Is there an actual reason why the USB port had to be at the bottom of the console? It could've easily been at top of the console. They really should've done better beta testing (I'm guessing japanese beta testers kept their mouth shut to keep their jobs) with the western media to hone the console out better, since now it has design flaws that are there and there's nothing you can do about them.
Imagine if the console had launched without any of these flaws, and with actual game library, say on june or july. Why did it have to launch or march, is it because it's the last fiscal year in japan, and they had to have something to show for the stockholders?
I think this guy might be rolling on his grave right now en.wikipedia.org
The Switch sold pretty good last week, even sold more than a PS4. How come the games don't sell too well then?
Why are you avoiding the question? Are you retarded?
>Toad
shit
>Splatoon
shit
>Mario Kart 8
shit
>Mario Party
shit
>(Zelda Breath of the Wild)
awesome
>Mario 3d World
shit
>New Super Mario Bros U
shit
>New Super Luigi Bros U
shit
>Bayonetta 2
shit
>Mario Maker
shit
>Xenoblade X
shit
>Yoshi's Wooly World
shit
>Paper Mario
shit
>Tokyo Mirage
shit
>Star Fox Zero
shit
>Fast Racing Neo (aka F Zero U)
shit
>Wonderful 101
shit
weow nice games there nintendo
>Is there an actual reason why the USB port had to be at the bottom of the console?
So you can not buy one, and wait a couple years for either a "Switch Pro" or a "2DS"-esque model, w/o deck, cheaper and a completely dedicated handheld without meme technology extras.
The PS4 sold 1M in 24 hours. You wish it beat out the fastest selling console of all time.
>splatoon
>shit
stopped reading there
knack outsold mario 3D world at launch
Great thread OP, its completely original.
YOURE A KID NOW
YOURE A SQUID NOW
neck yourself childish cunt
>is it because it's the last fiscal year in japan, and they had to have something to show for the stockholders?
Yes. I think so.
thats the only one i agreed with
dead on a arrival. truly sad
do share your good games user
splatoon is the shooter for pedos
battlebrothers
hearts of iron 4
europa universalis 4
total war warhammer
rainbow six siege
How does Zelda get beaten by Horizon: Zero Men?
>Zelda gets beaten by Horizon
Not only is this laughably wrong but your second point is literally the same point but posed as an 'SJW bogeyman' inflammatory comment instead, clearly you are a moron
because white men are DONE
DONE
it's like Nintendo doesn't give a shit anymore. They're just making a quick buck where they can get it from chumps
Solid critique of the game user, you're a pathetic little runt aren't ya?
booooorinng
I like how Sup Forums thinks this shit can fail
>Its a fault consoles!!! its shit!!!
Its a handheld, that will get Mon Hun and Pokemon
>N-NO!!! ITS NOT A HANDHELD!! IT DONT FIT IN MY POCKET!!!! REEEEEEEE, IT HAS TO FAIL!!!!
>rainbow six siege
HAHAHAHAHA WOW
Are you serious?
Honestly the Switch (as a console) doesn't look great, it may get some exclusives which will twist my arm into buying it but at the moment all it has is Zelda, which is excellent, but the Wii U version is good enough for me
I love how you think Goy Freak will develop for a fuckup platform
>game for a platform with a larger install base has strongee sales than game for a platform with comparatively smaller install base
stop the presses
>I love how you think Goy Freak will develop for a fuckup platform
I remember when you loosers also said pokemon will not move out of DS cause 3DS launch was weak as fuck.
GOOD luck
hell even better luck with Mon Hun moving out of Nintendo handhelds
>buy a wii u to play zelda
>wait for FIVE FUCKING years
>gets an extra delay to coincide with switch release
>it finally comes out
>out of stock everywhere cause of nintendo's artificial scarcity scam
I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW WITH MY PURCHASE OF THE NINTENDO WII U. I WONDER WHAT MAGIC NINTENDO WILL DELIVER WITH THE NINTENDO SWITCH.
Still mad that Zelda got better reviews than Horizon?
>game for a brand new IP sells more than a long running historic franchise
pretty significant desu
i wonder why ninty bothers
I always feel bad for people with autism.
>new game in sony - the country sells more in 7 days than zelda in 2
Who knew
Just pirate it for Wii u
it's a shame nintendo won't see favorable returns on their paid reviews
Numbers don't matter, all I want to do is game on my Switch so stop bullying Nintendo, okay?
>P-PAID REVIEWS I SWEAR
No, you're just a typical sonyfaggot who cares more about specs and numbers and sales than actual games.
So games you play makes you a man, ain't they bro? Funny approach..
I bet Zelda is going to sell so many copies in the next week with all the stock they have available at stores right now. oh wait!
your list smells "I need to fit into Sup Forums" so much it hurts
Does Zelda not sell big in the UK? Or is it strictly successful in America?
Damn, that nintendildo got triggered hard.
>Us nintendo fans have such refined taste
>we don't care about numbers and such
>just look at this 98
the jokes just right themselves lol
>5 times bigger user base
>UK, the holiland of sonygers
>Horizon released before
Why are people this stupid?
>Horizon outselling Zelda
This is nothing but good news for the industry whether you like it or not because HOPEFULLY it will encourage more studios to to get of their asses make some more new IPs
But none of you will care and will just fanboy about which machine they're so I don't even know why I'm bothering to post this
...
>muh saels
You sonyfaggots are the ones shitposting thread like these over 98. Cry harder little bitch boy.
Add up sales for Switch and Wii U Zelda and Horizon will have trouble though.
Hell Amazon didn't even count special edition and normal Zelda sales as one.
>people are talking about the Switch
>proceed to list Wii U exclusives
Hmmmm
What did he mean by this?
Next stop is the Americas. No doubt Zelda will crush Horizon in sales, but if it doesn't in Burgerland then Sup Forums will be set ablaze.
Holy shit go tie a rope around your neck you fucking retard.
>a far cry clone managed to completely eclipse one of Nintendo's most historic franchises with a TWO days head start
Really gets the brain train chugging.
How can people defend the Nintendo just remastering Mario Kart 8 for Switch instead of making a MK of its own?
They just look extra lazy for this round, so much for that unified hybrid system having strong first party support.
gamespot.com
1. Horizon Zero Dawn
2. The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
3. Grand Theft Auto V
4. 1-2-Switch
5. For Honor
6. FIFA 17
7. Super Bomberman R
8. Rocket League
9. Sniper Elite 4
10. Battlefield 1
they did add up the switch and wii u versions of the game and Horizon still came ahead "by a comfortable margin"
mcvuk.com
This thread made me realize that no one on Sup Forums actually plays video games.
Really? This fucking thread? Did you started browsing today?
took you this long to figure it out are you just nu?
Zelda was out for one day when that chart came out
Chart is fine for shitposting but for nothing else
When can we permaban edgy underage kids from Sup Forums?
why do you overlook on purpose that is only on UK??
meanwhile, USA pic
amazon.ca
amazon.de
>sonyfags actually thinking Horizon won't be dwarfed by Zelda globally
Who cares about bongland just by itself?
NINTENDO BTFO
OK. Well, let's see...
>blue screen of the death
>inferior hardware
>some joycons problems at launch
>cartridges taste bad
>will brick if you drop water on it
>"Switch" is kinda difficult to non-japanese and non-americans to say
>you can't install a non-proprietary software on it
>the white consoles will get dirty really fast
>can give cancer if you expose yourself too much to the wi-fi signals
>is made of plastic wich is an anti-ecologic material
>one of the first games is a terrorist propaganda
>the dock ressemble the twin towers when you see it from the side
>they literally copied the button layout from Xbox, they just inverted it
>Switch = S + witch. This is a blatant anti-christian propaganda and a pro-witch and pro-"ass" propaganda to destroy the traditional family
>joycons have a phallic shape that feed the patriarchy
>one of the main switch games, Mario, use racist and xenophobic stereotypes to make fun of the Italian people
>the battery can and will explode if you expose the system to high temperatures
>where the fuck is Boogerman 2?
>the analog stick in the 2 joycons are in different spots and will trigger the OCD patients
>the nano-dpad is actually a start button
>the game covers aren't edible, so a child can go to a hospital if the child eat it
>the invisible sandwich game from 1-2 switch will trigger the poor people that can't buy food
>few games at launch
Have fun with your Wii U 2.0
why are sonnyger such a bunch of poor shitposters?
>all this thread about Horizon sales
>0 threads about how they are enjoying it
also
surveymonkey DOT com
/r/R7JHR53
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Why are you even in this thread?
chart came out on monday after the weekend shopping buzz.
>something doesn't go a nintenbro's way
>"W-WHO CARES! I DON'T!"
Why are you getting angry on the internet, user? Surely you're not taking anyone here seriously, are you?
Who said anything about being angry?
Amazon is not the only retailer in america. Wait for NPDs to prove your point.
You mean today? I read different info, besides that's still 3 days vs 7 days, it's clear that horizon has an advantage here
because i like zelda
its really good.
I don't know if I believe this. I work in amazon shipping and I've handled hundreds of copies of BOTW and few if any copies of horizon.
my dad works in mario btw
My dad IS Mario
Amazon UK?
where are you getting 7 days from? can't you count?
gamespot.com
It's going to take a lot to “dwarf” it
>Amiibos selling more than Horizon
It's fucking over.
No, but UK statistics don't matter.
There's 7 days in a week? horizon has been out the entire week? This is a weekly chart?
>Sonybros so assblasted they resort to claiming Zelda is btfo citing only UK sales
Sad!
lmao