Even Japan thinks the Switch is gay

Even Japan thinks the Switch is gay.

>Nintendo-san, it was a shame (laugh)

>Jap scalpers BTFO

>40 One star reviews out of 197.

>Finished and bankrupt

>Even Japan

They hate everything that isn't a mindless hack n slash, boring JRPG, or some other casual game. At least they are justified in the fact the the Switch literally has like 1 game and nothing else for a whole year. And that is looking beyond the technical disasters that the Switch has been experiencing so far.

>Graphics - dirty
>Framerate - stupid

No, they think it's grey. Can't you fucking read?

>(laugh)

>(laugh)

Never change Japan

What's so fucking funny about that? That's literally just their way of writing a simple "lol". You obnoxious newfag redditors are so easy to spot, especially when you show this superficial "fascination" you have with Japan. It would not surprise if you are the kind of people who would spout some drivel like "Hey man, have you heard that they sell panties in vending machines in Japan? OMG! Tentacles LOL!!"

Holy shit, user. Change your diaper.

King weeb spotted

>you uncultured swines
check out this weeb

(Snigger)

(You)

>Also, because Joicon itself is small, I felt that adult men are too small to play with this.

>Try to give it a bad review in Amazon Mexico
>Review deleted
>Bad comments in the reviews complaining if people were serious about the price when it has a $200 overprice
>Anything that sounds bad deleted
Wow.

Japan thinks anything without monster Hunter is gay

>(laugh)

You got BTFO by reddit-drones (laughs)

(laugh)

My 1440p screen wasn't big enough to picture his entire rant about something he doesn't own.

And you wonder why Amazon is going full damage control.

Baka gaijin

>4 hours ago
>by Yu
Hmmmmmmmmm

But Amazon is even deleting comments of people that bought it trough them.

Also how not complain when the console is $500 instead $300 for no reason.

>I'm a hardcore Nintendo fan
>but let me explain why Nintendo has always sucked
???

Amazon Japan is hostile towards absolutely everything, I don't know what the fuck their problem is.

...

That honestly sounds like projection, lol.

Fuck amazon jp, its full of scalpers.
Sure they all salty they couldnt sell their shit.

>Japanese complaining joycon is too small
(laugh)

Oh jesus, people are still trying to lie about that? Grow up already.

>b-b-but demand was so high and supply so small.

This is meant to be a scalpers wet dream.

Really activates the almonds this does.

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Yeah just like how Japan thinks Monster Hunter is shit, right?

Considering MH has low stars on amazon.co.jp

every japanese amazon review page is like that, newfag

>Nintendo-san

user, I have a question. Can I plau wiiu games on switch?
P.S. No, I do not know how to use internet search

Horizon Zero Dawn's page doesn't appear to be.

>Nintendo-san, it was a shame (laugh)

(raugh)

kakko warai

>W-who cares about Amazon JP anyway? *sobs uncontrollably*

Nintentoddler defence force in full denial

Truth was those who did want the switch and could wake up in the morning to go the store they got a chance to buy it.
No one was gonna pay the amazon scalpers asking 40000yen for a switch.

Japanese here and I say reviews in amazon-jp are the suckest shit ever

(laugh)
kek would (laugh) again

amazon jp "hates" MH too

it's a joke sperglords, they prob like the switch

>the NES was god-like

lel how to spot the underage faggot, the NES was a piece of garbage than only retards who couldn't operate superior hardware bought

No one likes the Switch, candy-ass.

yeah. i don't like it, so nobody does.

(laugh)

(xD)

This and a single thing in a game causes them to sperg the fuck out. Did you see the 1 star bar of Nier only because there was a junk item called something like 'nin64' in the game?

Japanese are fucking retarded and amazon reviews are as pointless as user scores on metacritic.

Persona 5 also seems to be well received.

Amazon.jp is the Japanese equivalent to Metacritic. Poor reviews get spammed for and against the item in question.

>(laugh)

You ever see Japanese youtube videos made for Japanese, OP? The toppest best quality Japan-made videos get around 40% dislikes. You cannot PLEASE these people.

The botw wii U page hasn't suffered the same fate as the Switch console page though. I'm beginning to question your theory at this point.

Perhaps Japan isn't as prone to weeb fanboyism and will readily call out a shit product irrespective of which multinational conglomerate churned it out.

>> underage faggots calling out underage faggots. Pcs werent affordable or even all that useful. Nintendo had light guns, power glove, microphone, running pad, and a little robot. Hows thst not dope? Also way better games thsn pc besides doom

Wow they don't like a rehash with shitty controls and shitty graphics.

you're clinically retarded if you believe that

Where is the problem?
It's "(笑)", their "lol"-equivalent.

Google's translation is simply garbage.

Is that even legal? Are they allowed to delete bad reviews in amazon? That's fucking insane if that's happening.

笑 literally means to laugh, it's not lol

Sonygros fagging up amazon jp too obviously.

>Are they allowed to delete bad reviews in amazon?
mfw IMDB closed their discussions so I guess Amazon are according to the Sup Forums cucks who defend IMDB for closing the discussion boards because as they said, "It is their site and they can do what they want with".

Absolutely pathetic to think like this

>If a review can't be bought we will pay for it's removal.

>when discussing the strength of the switch library it will forever lack BoTW
>nintenfags don't even have the excuse that switch port of BoTW is the superior version

>post yfw only retarded Burgerfags are falling for the hype

(笑s in japanese)

Nintendo and their fucking priorities. So let me get this straight. They sacrificed more power for a gimmick handheld mode that lasts 3 hours? I hope Switch fucking bombs hard.

why are you so stupid phoneposter? why are you so fucking stupid? why dont you go hang yourself? nobody likes you

It's bombing everywhere except America.

(laugh)

>kusoge