Perfect games doesn't exi-

Perfect games doesn't exi-

its only 98 thats not perfect

It's perfect

I fucking love this game I get the same feeling I had when i watched Avatar. It's so majestical and I love the grass in my feet and the colours! I've never felt this sort of dreamlike wonder in a game nor so much magic!

>perfect
>98

Nu/v/ is real.

me too man fuck the haters i've literally spent all time collecting food and discovering new dishes, so fucking fun

>98
>perfect
>when OoT still holds the 99

tsk tsk tsk

>Paid reviews don't exi-

.01 dollars have been deposited in your account

Nintendo doesn't need to pay for reviews, dummy.

give it a week or two and people will realize this game isnt even as good as TP

>but muh rating

haha sony

If it's so great, why does it look so bad?

-st.
You were saying?

But it is, I've spent more time on this than any Zelda game, you can do whatever you want and its fun as hell

consumers dont have to pay for systems either

probably why the wiiU died

It's already been proven tho. Nintendo literally apologized to the scandal

>98
>perfect

Zeldafags REKT

and you dont care that the main story is absolute trash?

>but I can collect sticks and fish and cook!

back to minecraft you go

So you have no actual proof, you're just guessing.

>this game isnt even as good as TP
Play the game before shitposting

>tfw sand surfing past the arbiters grounds

Thus is the best fucking game ever. It makes me feel like a kid ago, giving no homo blowjobs to my bros taking turns playing OOT.
The level of interactivity is insane, I can never play another game before or after. Thank you Nintendo for making the perfect game

So far it's my favorite Zelda. Aonuma finally became a godlike director. I can only hope Miyamoto can be convinced to flip his perception on the other IPs as well.

TP has actual dungeons

this game has shitty physics puzzles for stupid orbs

yeah, TP is better

>Review scores


I have no Idea how Sup Forums stands on those.

Everyone calls them bullshit until they gave a game they like a high score.

The dungeons in BotW, how short they may be, are a lot more clever than the shitty linear dungeons in TP. The Zelda dungeons haven't been good since OoT.

Zelda hasn't been good since its inception

Tell me why this game is good.

Protip you can't because it's just nintenbros and nostalgia cucks

Its not trash though it's very well done and it's actually very deeply layered it's just lost on you because you don't care about the previous games or lore. In fact this has one of the best stories I've seen ina Zelda game.

Visually and aesthetically they've done something unprecedented using cel shading visuals

The story is deep and has layers

The music is very clever and thats all im sayingbecause 99% people have missed whats going on just like the design of Skyward Sword and shat on it for years but there were so many secrets and mathematical equations in tat game, and if you love music you should be able to spot the nuances and the extremely insane difficult things they're pulling off here

the combat is fun, and also away from traditional things you dont have to try and fight one v one all the time you can actually use so many other methods to destroy a camp before finishing them off, not to mention if you do fight one on one theres so many different combinations and secret moves that people havent discovered yet

as for your cooking comment that is fun too

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fucking REKT
REKTAGE
REKTERINOED
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anally anihilated that sonynygger

Gotem

that sonynygger os on suicide watch pham

holy shit he schooled

wew lad

90% of people will never replay breath of the wild.
The game is designed around dumping all your time into a single play file thanks to how slow the accumulation of anything works. Theres no second quest, the enemy variety is shit like the only thing you have going for it is "the world is big and i wanna see every inch of it" which is absolutely no different than any other open world game ever. Unfortunately the gameplay options and variety isn't there to carry you all the way.

Its Minecraft survival without crafting, world building, world destruction, or a random world and fresh world every time you play. And I don't even like Minecraft, i'm just sayin this Hyrule is going to get old fast because the world itself is the only thing that got a lot of attention in development. There are re-used assets everywhere, from multiple recolored/reskinned variations of enemies to even there functionally being 6 or 7 different kinds of weapons in the game that were negligently forced into strict attack sets of shortsword, longsword or spear. Reused animations, reused monsters, reused assets everywhere. Even the mastersword explodes into blue dust like every other destructable weapon despite its plot mechanic of "running out of energy" to be returned to your inventory rendered useless for 20 minutes.

The game is as wide as an ocean and deep as a puddle.

>samefagging this hard

you missed the point entirely the fact you keep going on about minecraft shows how stupid you are.

This is explorative game not a crafting game, get that through your stupid beta white brain, no wonder your white girls come to us blacks.

I already said the weapons are destructable because it encourages the player to think of unique ways to take out enemy camps, if you're too retarded to think of a way then stick to "muh weapons", they're literally a tool for other things use your brain for once.

No, not when they send reviewers free stuff prior to launch they don't.

Keep in mind that 98 is based off like 60+ reviews whereas higher scoring games on metacritic like OoT are based off 20 reviews or so, which seems like a real crock of shit to begin with.

People are just going to have to admit that it's a masterpiece and one of those games like Red Dead Redemption, Mario Galaxy, RE4 or Metroid Prime that, even if it has flaws and plenty of people who dislike it, will be discussed and praised for years to come.

>90% of people will never replay breath of the wild.
see ya when they add the hard mode DLC

>Enemies gain more hp
Whoopdie fucking doo

That's not worth it and you know it.

GTA4's ratings that high. Jesus Christ. Not even 3rd best GTA.

>98/100
>Perfect

You're from the American widwest, aren't you?

>implying it won't be a master quest sort of deal

>Avatar
Airbender? Wew yes

Nope, I'm from the African wetlands

Sonybros on suicide watch

Every time I type in Sony niggers it corrects it to sonybros. What the fuck is this shit?

>90% of people will never replay breath of the wild.
100% run, main story only run, Ganon only run, 3HP run, no clothes run and a million of possible other ways to play it.

It literally has the most replay value ever.

this is sonygaf.

But it's not perfect.

Wrong game.

We talkin Aang or the blue aliens?

If Aang, that's a good sign.

If the blue aliens, that means it's good once and will never be worth a second go.

I think he meant blue shit desu but if you want my perspective I think it actually DOES remind me of the mountain landscapes of TLA

Paid reviews don't exi-

ATLA and Zelda are actually very comparable. Both are about a young child saving the world with adventurous setting. I never played zelda but i love avatar.

>Visually and aesthetically they've done something unprecedented using cel shading visuals

Purposefully make a bad looking game?

>The story is deep and has layers

It's Zelda. Don't be a faggot.

>The music is very clever and thats all im saying

I'm sure it is, Zelda games always have stellar music.

>the combat is fun

I'm sure its entertaining, but not challenging. That'd be fine and I'd try it but I'm sure as shit it isn't 10/10 500 dollars entry fun and you know that.

>500 dollars entry fun and you know th

Shut the fuck up retarded troll

Does anyone want an actual conversation anymore or is it all just bait, trolling, and false flagging?

How do you expect anyone to respond to you when you make up fake shit?

Is it decent on the Wii U? I dont want a Switch

>Link having sex
lol

>link having STRAIGHT sex as the GIVER

HAHA right

Im actually talking about James Camerons masterpiece you stupid animefag

BEcause James Cameron actually created a world that was beautifully magical and took you to another world, im literally shaking ebcause everytime i play this game i get the same feeling

Every open world oriented game can be played with those kind of mechanics for replay value, yet only streamers do that. Normies will play it once and forget it, don't be delusional.

Just call them sonybros

Aw fuck you chinkmoot, I'm gonna start using full-width characters from now on

Sony wins again nintenbro

It's alright if you don't mind some silky-smooth 20FPS. Also there's a certain enemy type time that when you hit it with a strong attack it freezes the game for about a second.

so how comes Horizons score is so low?

>calling people stupid animefag while playing zelda

lel wew laddy

heh

Zelda isnt anime it's actually stylised after painters you woulod know this if you had an ounce of creativity in you but ho low and behold youre just another "let me try and play some westernised females that look like numales" faggot stuck in the uncanny valley of brown and grey interactive movies

fucking destroyed into the after life holy shitttt

Why are Nintendo sales so low

fucking raped into heterosexuality unbelievable

I dont know what painting Zelda is based on because it has always looked generic as fuck

sonynygger absolutely destroyed twice in one thread, what a day to be alive

>No James Camerons masterpiece
Is this bait.
>I know lets make people blue and recolor animals that already exist so cool
>Totally a DIFFERENT WORLD
>Avatar the last airbender isn't though despite actually being original
Kill yourself.

incredible, how will sonybros recover?

God damn you are one buttmangled assravaged angry little man.

If you dont like avatar you're part of the problem in the world fuck off

my brain is literally melting from work, so I won't go on a rant about why BOTW is an overhyped shit and I feel like the only reason why people praise it so much is because it has a zelda name attached to it
sliding from hills is fun as fuck though

What the fuck are you talking about? BOTW dungeons are shit and so are the faggot red boar excuses for a boss.

bullshit, applies to any open world game

No one can be this fucking retarded

Nintendo is the only company I can think of that hasn't been proven to pay reviewers like sony and microsoft.

I honestly think the only people that don't like BOTW are those with zero imagination. They never try to find alternate solutions to puzzles, they never pay attention to the AI or the environment and how they interact, they never take advantage of the environment and weather to defeat enemies, they never use food and elixers for cheap combos by being creative etc. They just beeline from one main quest to the next.

>Generic blue people and mad CGI
kek.
I hope you are baiting.

The Gerudo camel dungeon is one of the best in the series you faggot.
Also, 4/6 bosses are great and fun to fight. The only shit ones are dark beast ganon and fireblight ganon, since they never hit you and are way way too easy.

There are only 6 bosses and 1/3rd of them are shit?

Oh man you're really selling me on this.

There are 6 main bosses.
There are also dozens of optional world bosses

This nigger thinks the thunderblight boss with its "teleports behind you" and you better not have any metal weapons or shield bullshit and also use magnesis mechanic is fun.

they also both slept for 100 years kek

>Sup Forums hates on every SJW part of any video game

>but loves the cuck white-male hating movie Avatar

Lel.

>if you don't like the latest mass market open world AAA trash you lack imagination
jesus christ nintenbros

Solutions
>don't wear metal shit
>shoot him with arrows
>eat electric resistance food / elixers
>eat 3x attack boost food to kill him very quickly
>backflip
>block with wooden shield
>use ice to freeze him
>get daruk's protection and wail on him

If you can't figure out how to beat thunderblight it's your own fault really. Thunderblight was a fun and engaging fight, you just have to do the magnesis thing once and it's ridiculously easy if you go up to the 2nd floor platforms.

You haven't played it clearly.

more like it's a fucking battleground for console wars.

all reviews that gave the game a 10/10 or 0/10 and gave the contrary score to horizon needs to be purged

Aren't they palette swaps of the same 4 bosses

It's perfectly imperfect?