WTF, I thought porn games weren't allowed on steam

WTF, I thought porn games weren't allowed on steam.

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>ATTENTION: Please don't buy the game if your pc doesn't meet at least the minimum system requirements, the game will glitch and not work as intended. Minimum performance required is 1080p / 60 frame per second.


>-This game is not easy
>-This game has no key rebinding
>-This game has no graphics settings, the graphics are set on high quality, you can't change them except for the resolution.
>-This game is DARK to produce realistic dark environments, if your screen isn't good with dark games then you might not be able to see well in this game

>Minimum specs: Intel Core i5-4690K @3.50GHz, 6 GB RAM, NVIDIA® GeForce® GTX 960

jesus

It should be good to not get approved on steam apparently

I like this sex games, like Bloody Boobs, but it wouldn't hurt if they were.. competent.

Unity, right?

Damn, they can't even pretend it's a real game instead of a quick cash grab,

The talking sprite on the side of the screen is ugly as shit and breaks everything

how did it pass valves quality control? Oh wait there isnt one

Conan already had full nudity and it was even allowed to be streamed on Twitch. In fact that's pretty much the only reason why anyone watched that shit in the first place.
Times are changing. Weather it's for the better we have yet to see.

Conan has nudity, but not actual sex like this game.

What is Nekopara?

This looks like one of those crappy 3D galleries on exhentai.

you are a literal retard, in Unity it would run well on a toaster you fucking retard

>giving a fuck that the game has sex
The issue is more that it's basically just a really badly optimized shovelware and shouldn't have passed Steam's QA.

There are actual good eroge (really fucking good) and porn games out there, don't give them the same label as you give this.

>literally zero lightning or camera shaders

That looks like a bad PS2 game.

They are though

"This is one of the worst games I have played in my life. As a matter of fact, just calling it a game is already an offense to every bad game ever made. And I know, perhaps you are looking at my play time and wondering how can i be sure of that. That's because in 45 minutes I have already played more than 3/4 of the game and unlocked near 90% of its achievementes. And that's easy since the game has so little to offer that it just gives away achievements every time you take another step with your characters. Which, by the way, barely moves around except to flash her thong and a very awkward bash attack, which, on the other hand, you must use with absolute precision, otherwise your character is dead. The controls are clumsy, but that's not even your worst enemy. You can barely see what is going on because it is completeyly dark, and the developers will try to convince you that they opted to convey this atmosphere, and not, as it is obnbvious, to hide the fact that the levels are ridiculously short and have almost no content whatsoever. Don't get this even if it is free because you are going to waste your time (albeit littler)."

didn't see any sex on the screenshots
2 females =/= having sex

Not necessarily

you didn't catch the one where one girl is shoving two fingers in the main girl's vag?

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Sure. And The Witcher games have softcore sex scenes. And TW3 is considered to be one of the most critically acclaimed games ever made. Like I said times are changing. Unfortunately this means there's gonna be a lot of shovelware made to cash in on the fact that this is no longer so controversial.

That game looks like how all video games look like to feminists

i think they where implying that lesbians can't have sex becasue there's no dick.

stop promoting your shitty game here

>User review: Mixed
At least they tried. That is better than expected.

Don't be retarded. There is a difference between sex scenes in a regular movie/game/whatever and porn. Any reasonable person can tell that difference.

torrent when?

Job Opportunity: Steam Game Tester

You have to play shitty greenlit games that get into Steam at a rate of at least one game per day to guarantee none of them breaks the ToS, all from your couch. The pay is good.

Do you take it?

I'd submit my 2 weeks notice on the first day and give it a try

Wait they warn you? Thats a first.

Sure. But the difference is getting smaller and smaller.

What the actual fuck?

faces look better than anything Bioware has done before

Why the fuck does steam even have "sexual content games" category?

But witcher doesn't openly show two girls fingering themselves

based witcher protecting kids and adults alike from the horrors of sex

Its not sex if there is no penis.

Over what timescale? There were a lot of 70s movies with far more explicit sex and nudity than Witcher 3. Nobody called them porn.

looks like a shitty skyrim mod

>awful graphics
>awful story
>awful gameplay
>only explicit content in-game is poorly animated Lesbians fingering

Neck yourself, faggot. This game is trash.

the model looks more oblivion tier

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Get out of here. No one wants to buy your shit game.

The dark souls of porn?

not sex
ponos in vagoo (or ass) = sex
fingering = not sex

of course
>play game for an hour
>shitpost about it on Sup Forums
>play vidya/jerk off for the rest of the day

Then maybe you pc cucks should be buying the most powerful hardware on the ststem possible and running everything at that card's ultra setting? Complete fucking waste if you're not running that badass 1080 at full power.

Jeez, get with it

is this lesbian only or are there dude too

At work can't screenshot or video

>pay is good

I would literally stand up to my knees in shit for 8 hours of day if the pay was good.

Lesbian only a.k.a. absolute trash

HardcoreGamer90s 6 hours ago
mmmm, I want to lick those fingers now ;), bet they will taste like a sweet hot honey

wut

>can't be a blonde slut
dropped

I'd take sub-minimum wage to play video games for a living, no matter how bad they are

I can see part of her asshole

you can't, trust me i cropped it myself by hand, pixel by pixel

Spoken like someone who has no idea how optimization works.

it looks like they got their models from second life.

>This game has no graphics settings, the graphics are set on high quality
how is it on high if there are no other settings?

probably the engine they used to make it
unity by default has different quality settings for example, and you can lock a quality

Unity can let users change the graphic settings before launching though.

>this gets in the shop
>your game gets stuck in greenlight obscurity for ages

sex sells

>SFM the game

but SFM has good porn

Steam store videos are so garbage.

Just use YouTube, Gabe. It works better at buffering than whatever you've got going on.

>playing now: 2
>all-time peak: 3

Oh.

I was hoping this was going to be a rip off of Tecmos deception but with porn.

Are there any other games that play sorta like Deception?

Give me $400/$500 per month and it's a deal

>that trailer
Was a 6 year old playing this?

>Dump Daz3d assets into unity.
>Game complete!

gonna pirate it right now

that's like 4 days of 8hour shifts of work a month at minimum wage.

why would you do this?

that's why it has such high system req's
these are probably all just ripped models from some free cg archive with millions of polys each

Think about this from gayben's perspective: am I going to make more money finishing half life's story? Or by letting porn on steam and just bribing "journalists" not to talk about it?

PC VR wins again

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Wtf

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>these are probably all just ripped models from some free cg archive with millions of polys each

holy fuck, you are probably right

D-d-damn.
Can you even compete against that?

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