Is it canon that Batarians, in general, have the biggest member of all races?

Is it canon that Batarians, in general, have the biggest member of all races?

Canon? Do the games even talk about that stuff?

It's canon that they are all fucking extinct, hopefully.

more like cuckcanon

NOT ANYMORE

What are the real life equivalents of Batarians?

>Tfw you wipe out there galaxy system on accident

DUNKAYY

poo in loos

Norks.

According to medical data it's actually white people.

North Koreans?

That's not the Asari.

It's canon that they are solely responsible for the bad shit in the series

>hide massive evidence of reapers
>Get destroyed instantly
Big dick or no they all ate shit so its too late to know

they're ugly, who cares

>brotarian party member never ever

>members
just call it a dick OP we already know you're a faggot.

>accident

What data?

Medical studies.

Sure user. Whatever helps you finish faster

The Norks if they were niggers instead of Asians.

krogan sissy squadmate when ?

Nope. Leviathans have the biggest dongs. Bigger than whales.

batarians are the fucking worst im glad shepard fucking nuked all of them they are so god damn ugly he looks like a fucking background character in that bar from starwars with the annoying fucking music fuck batarians

no body likes them just look at his fucking face he got a face for radio fuck this guy why he got so many nostrils? do he like smelling so much what a fucking creep god fuck thse guys and why the fuck are you thinking about this cunts member you fucking faggot what the fuck if anything batarians have reverse 1 inch long penises with 6 nostrils so they can smell their nasty ass mistresses batarian poon fuck these aliens

>you will never get rammed by a futa Asari gf
Why live?

You, sir, are a blight.

FUCK batarians

Well aren't they the niggers of the mass effect universe?

Those fucking Batarians preaching about galactic purity is so fucking ironic.
Fuck Batarians.
Genocide when.

I heard some Vorcha holds that record in the known galaxy.

I liked the batarians , they have a good desing

no, they are Albanians on Mass Effect.

Did anyone ever read the fapfic where femshep, Liara and Miranda were captured by the Shadowbroker and were repeatedly raped by his men until they became mindbroken sluts for him.

Shit was hot. Can't find it now though.

Can you convert Batarians into fuel?

>genocide when
They're all wiped the fuck out during the initial Reaper invasion. The only ones left are the freelance mercs dotted around the galaxy but they don't have a homeworld anymore. Plus their fleet is gone so they can't even go the Quarian route. Batarians are ded.

you can make anything into fuel if you're brave enough.

I would fuck female Batarians if you catch my meaning

RIP shitarians , the only way that they can survive now are by the few ones that fleed to other safe places and fug each other

They're kinda neato in the multiplayer.

>Can't lesbian the turian
There's no meaning in carrying on further. I can rest now.

Maybe the Christfag will be a pleasant surprise like Josephine and Traynor.

I wanna suck an alien dick!

not enough genetic diversity, their children would start having more and more deformities, same thing as Proteans.

Right. Your pic is from an SFM animation. And in that SFM animation it's stated that word goes around that Batarians are "well hung"

Are the six squad mates they've shown so far seriously all we can expect of Andromeda? I wasn't exactly expecting the greatest game of all time, but squadmates have always been something I enjoyed in the game. Going back to ME1 numbers is retarded, even the regression from ME2 to ME3's numbers was shit.

You only need around 1000 breeding pairs to preserve a species. There are more than enough Batarians left.

It will just take them centuries to recover the population and millennia, if ever, to build a new civilization.

What's the explanation for the Krogan in ME:A? I thought they only took council races with them, but salarians are nowhere to be seen and a fucking krogan is there.

And even then, how long would that last? They're shitty, butthurt terrorist fucks down to their very core and blame literally every other species in the galaxy for their problems. They're universally reviled and they're not exactly subtle. They'd just stir shit up and stick out like a sore thumb in the process, the handful left would all be shot into space within a single generation.

Feels good. Fuck it feels good. Fuck batarians. The fucking mudslimes of the galaxy.

>salarians are nowhere to be seen
Your ship's pilot is a Salarian.

KROGAN

In case of trouble having krogans is always a good things.

It's think it's like merc shit. Only council races hadcolony ships. I think anyone could sign up for the trip. I would with fucking giant squid space terminators on the way.

you tried

Except 9/10 the trouble is the krogan.

WE ARE LIVING IN A BATARIAN WORLD

AND I AM A BATARIAN GIRL

I think the batarians that fled to other planets to refuge will have to leanr to live whit other species and stop being so north korea levels of shit , and if they keep living in those planets they childs will have to grow whit other childs and even if they parents tell them to hate other xenos , they are fucked , they sons will be xeno lovers and shit

They were just hired to deal with hostile wildlife or other races if a fight happens. Considering their natural resistance to basically everything and a very long livespan, they're the perfect mercenaries.

inb4 rebellions - if they get the money, they won't rebel because they won't have a reason to

COCK

>Curse that Shepard for trying to warn our race about the Reapers.
>If it weren't for him none of this would be happening because we all would have been raped to death by space squids!
>But at least THEN my daughter wouldn't be marrying a FUCKING ASARI

That would imply that they finally learned their lesson, when they had ample opportunity in the past to do so and still always lashed out to their own detriment. The single most definable character trait of Batarians everywhere is extreme irrationality in the face of overwhelming incentive to behave otherwise. Every time they get their asses kicked they just try to retaliate even further. They never learn their lesson and the cycle continues.

They finally lost EVERYTHING and the Batarians in ME3 will still blame humans before they blame reapers. They're not going to settle in quietly anywhere.

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