>No separate save slots(Similar to Skyrim save system, but actually worse because no character select option)
>Dungeons have no puzzles outside of basic "There's water here, so I have to use cryonisis" tier shit
>Enemies, especially bosses, are super easy to cheese because they have dogshit A.I.
>Some bosses don't even need to be cheesed because they basically just fucking stand there
>Item durability and inventory management makes up the majority of the "difficulty"
>World is empty
>Ubisoft towers
>Temperature control is nothing more than a nuisance that forces more menu interaction and item management
>Shrines are all mediocre and there's no change in design or aesthetic across the supposed hundred or so shrines
>Incredibly small number of enemies
>Music is minimalist experimental trash
>Voice acting
>Poor voice acting
>Framerate drops
>Textures look like Skyrim at low settings
>Combat is the stalest it's ever been
>Objective markers
>No heart pieces or other collectables means even less reason to explore
>Dungeon and story locked behind DLC paywall
>Rolling unnecessarily replaced by jumping
>Wii U version (the original version) was purposely gimped to sell the Switch
>Master Sword, AKA Blade of Evil's Bane gets tired after a handful of enemies and requires a real-time cooldown to recharge
Zelda Breath of the Disappointment
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I'm flattered to the highest degree. Thank you.
>look mom i posted it again xD
>MOOOOM I POSTED IT AGAIN
>I ADDED LE BLACKED KEK MEME WITH STALE PASTA XD
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You forgot the "inb4 sonybro'" part
sure underage
weapon breaking and cooldown is so fucking annoying
FPBP
i was going to respond, but i see this is pasta, so i wont bother. someone is just mad that people that like fun games like a fun game with out loli's, RNG horse shit, or memes.
Next time you post this, be sure to mention the shit version of Dragon Roost Island that plays in Rito Village
It's pasta but it is largely accurate from what I can tell 30 hours in.
>A fun game without lolis
Sounds like you haven't actually played BotW.
The Rito are the worst of the lot
>No real threat to Hyrule as a whole from Van Medah
>Revali is some Falco-tier fuckboy
>Mountain village and yet no good views
>Dragon Roost mix so much worse than the Zora's Domain one in terms of homage to the original
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Seriously, it's so comfy
OP, you posted the wrong picture
>I was going to respond but i won't so I will anyways
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The whole ancient beast and Guardian thing is fucking retarded.
>Build giant beasts and guardians to protect Hyrule from Ganon
>They don't protect Hyrule from Ganon
>Instead, Ganon takes control of all of them with minimal effort
>We're supposed to believe the Sheilah were a super advanced people
Entire story is fucking shit
I like the idea of the Ancient Beasts being taken over, but it's the fact that all of the guardians are too that's stupid. Building War Machines to suppress an evil you know is coming is fair enough, but it's that all the guardians were taken over too. There's even a missed opportunity with it gameplay wise, have the Guardians be present everywhere but have a shrine that was taken over by Calamity Ganon as a control node, you take it back and the guardians in that area either deactivate or break from his control.
i will never get tired of these shoops
This really rustles my jimmies.
Because of plausible it is.
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