Why was he such a cunt?
Why was he such a cunt?
Luke Carter
Levi Torres
Because you're playing a game designed for children.
Carson Smith
Falco is always a cunt.
Jeremiah Thomas
Gotta have an asshole ace that is still a reliable second in command in a giant mecha team.
Ethan Sanchez
That ain't Falco
Grayson Clark
>The ancient beasts didn't combine into a giant mecha Link to fight a giant Calamity Ganon for the final boss
Fucking missed opportunity if I ever saw one.
Eli Perez
Why is Kass so much better?
Angel Cruz
He's the Lance to Link's Keith I guess. It's a good thing he didn't have much development/screentime, or everybody will be shipping them like it usually happens.
Noah Morgan
Because he was voiced by a cheap voice""actor"" and huge furry.
Ethan Miller
I want to lick birb feet!
Isaac Hernandez
>blue in artwork
>grey/black in-game
Cameron Sanchez
That's DLC content
Jacob Watson
Because like Falco, He secretly yearns to be dominated by you.
Grayson Brooks
I also want to lick Rito talons
preferably the males
Caleb Hughes
he's the vegeta
Jackson Ortiz
I want to FUCK Kass
Alexander Stewart
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Chase Roberts
Well the same with Falco, I want to stuff that bird.
Bentley Richardson
You will never fuck him so hard and deep he starts to make bird squawks
Angel Richardson
>Hands off my prey, Link
Lincoln Wilson
Falcos ancestor.
Matthew Wood
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Hunter Scott
>that pose
unf just wanna do things to him
Anthony Smith
OOOOOOOH , OOOOOOH
Julian Brooks
Too bad he's dead
Benjamin Hall
THICC
Why is he so perfect? I love his song. Post more.
Christian Rogers
PERSONALLY
William Thompson
GEE I'VE BEEN SAVED BY LINK HOW SWELL.
Ayden Moore
We will get a DLC where we find a way to revive the fallen champions and they all get to be best friends again right
R-Right?!
Jason Bailey
Yeah that sucks.
Oh well there's always porn.
Alexander Hill
>dead bird is a dick
>go board camel next time
>HAH TELL ZELDA I DIED ON PURPOSE AND THIS WAS ALWAYS THE PLAN
Andrew Scott
Holy shit, they are the Hyrule power rangers
With extra THICC
Tyler Adams
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Nolan Gonzalez
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Joshua Hill
He just didn't like you user
Why can't you accept it?