Breath of the Wild thread

Breath of the Wild thread.

this game has too many
fucking
waifus

>Too many waifus

Too many husbandos too

I don't see the appeal of horses. I'd rather travel on foot. I end up taking routes that a horse couldn't take, and climbing all over the place. And then there's the hassle of catching, taming, training, registering, and going to the stable for your horse when you could just run/climb/glide.

this game pumped me dry user
can't go fifteen minutes without seeing a fine piece of ass and then a dull throbbing pain in my groin as my dick rises from the grave

its gonna fall off at this rate

Too many waifus, no many laifus. It's a fact!

Too many waifus will destroy your laifus.

Why are the birds so mean?

Why are spears so good? I can jab monsters from so far away and it's so quick!

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be sure to get into the secret club in Gerudo Town for the kickass Voe armor before you do everything in the desert

>Eat temp heart dish to bring me up to 13 hearts
>Master Sword ain't havin none of that shit
>Kills my ass

They're cringey edgelords. I miss the WW birds.

Why would you wear men's clothes? Are you gay or something?

Imagine the BotW-inspired first fap stories we will hear about on Sup Forums in a few years

It's a well documented fact in video games that birds are jerks.

>Din = power
>Faore = life
>Nayru = ???
>Hylia = time
>CIA = ???

They're ornery because they can't fly high due to the robobird. They get nicer when you take care of that.

>too many husbandos
name 3, link doesn't count

what would the lorule version of Breath of the Wild be?

So how are Link and Zelda suppose to rebuild Hyrule with a population of zero?

Like how are they going to increase the population?

You lied to me Sup Forums, these threads made it seem like the game was amazing, that the villages weren't so small that they could be walked thorugh in 10 seconds, that the sidemissions aren't MMORPG-tier garbage of ''fetch me x number of items'', that the overworld had tons of content and isn't just shrines and collecting korok seeds, that the combat wasn't casualized due to having less moves than TP and reducing it to just using flurry rush, that the story was any good, that the characters were memorable and not just annoying fucks.

Never trusting you again.

This. I'd rather just go Around and explore everything around me instead of running past everything on the horse

How?

>mfw that scene with Mipha

Jesus fucking Christ my heart
Even with the shitty voice acting I still wanted Link to just carry her away and be a family man

Link

>Reach the tower surrounded by Guardians
>Manage to reach the top
>There's some dude there
>He wants to see how far I can go with my paraglider
>Makes me pay a 20 rupee insurance policy
>I back out so I can register the tower
>He keeps the 20 rupees
What an asshole

Daddy Bird
Fish Kamina
Old Man

Where are the climbing pants?

Gigantic baps.

>old man
?

Its impossible

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>horse archery drill
how the FUCK

I haven't met any birds yet except for Accordion Bird, and he's the fucking man.

How big is the world map niggers?!

>combat
>casual

>laughing women with salad

They're going to fuck, a LOT

>You can jump while crouched
>just found this out after 45 hours in

I'm gonna try taking on some Lynels tonight.
What weapons o strategies do you guys recommend?

Kass is on par with Sidon with how bro he is though.

The birds are just butthurt at Medoh. They're all pissy when you get then they're fine when you're done with Medoh.

What's the worst thing that has happened to you in this game so far?
>gathering shock arrows
>Lynel charges at me
>get knocked into the air
>heal
>almost fall off edge upon landing
>get up
>get bitch slapped off of mountain
>die upon landing

don't look at this spoiler if you don't want to know
seriously
GSC

is that even useful?

don't

Nigga have you not been pating attention to the towns and shit? Population is there, just small.

>enter shrine
>"Turn on the Wii U Gamepad"!
I just played gyroscope golf and it was awful.

Does that guy switch towers or something? He wasn't in the Guardian tower for me; he was in the one with lightning Wizzrobes.

>yfw arriving at the Spring of Wisdom

Parry their attacks.

Use Stasis, they are quite weak to it.

If it's the one I'm thinking of, you can cheese the shit out of it in a fun way

throw the diamond symbol on the end of that. you have the password

It's pretty useful for Molduga.

does Zelda have a pregnancy fetish?

That's honestly the biggest flaw with the game for me. Expectations. It's Zelda so I expect a certain level of quality and this is clearly an experimental game.

On the other hand before Zelda I bought Dragon Age Inquisition on sale and have been adoring it because I went in expecting nothing.

But I don't think I'm in the wrong for expecting some of the basics like creative items, dungeons and bosses which were really poorly handled in this. To put it plainly I was expecting (not that this is what I WANTED) Ocarina of Time expanded. Scaled up Hyrule Field, go off in directions and hit an elemental area and their corresponding town. Solve whatever puzzle and quests you need to get inside the themed dungeon and get the item to fight a uniquely themed boss. And while that sounds similar to what BotW did, it experimented a little too much to the point that everything sorta felt rushed. You don't get to breath in towns before being asked and thrown at the "dungeon" which is a 10 minute room that is themed like the other 100 shrines in the game and then a boss who is repeated among all four of those already disappointing looking dungeons.

It's just a weird place where games like Wind Waker were smaller comparatively but have grander islands/towns, grander sidequests, grander dungeons and grander bosses.

Didn't seen last thread died my bad.

This game is making me so fucking sad. Everyone of note died horribly in a cataclysmic event that you can't fix.

I actually aced the Guardian tower first try because standing on the ledges of the tower makes them instantly lose sight, so you just need to quickly jump from one ledge to the next.

Then I died getting shot mid-air after leaping off the tower

nobody?

Do the quest involving the three trees on Mt. Lanayru

No but I do

The one with the hammer? I did it on the Switch tonight and yeah, it wasn't great. Guess they need to make use of the joycons!

Does anyone know if the Pro Controller has built in motion sensors?

>women being aroused by the idea of pregnancy/childbirth
nigga you need to lay off the hentai girls aren't into that shit, that's 100% pure porno-invented bullshit

>mfw I finally checked out some gameplay footage and this game looks like a million times better than I expected
As someone who has neither a Switch or a WiiU, which should I buy for this game?

So uh, the guy in the previous thread explaining in detail how bad the game is was right? Nobody seemed to be able to prove him wrong.

I'm really scared to buy the game now and finding out he's right.

What should I name Ganonhorse?

holy shit the guardian tower was ez

>sneak up behind downed guardian without being seen by the mobile one
>bash their back with a heavy weapon
>guardian flips shit and just spams shots away from you
>repeat till both dead

easy climb

>If you befriend a dog it might lead you to something useful

Has ANYONE done this in game? I've never gotten a reward from becoming friends with a pupper

>gradually recover
From snunsu?

Switch, Wii U is dead and it costs more than a PS4 now.

I think the hardware can't really keep up with the intention of the lore. I'm sure Goron City, Zora's Domain and Rito Village are SUPPOSED to be bigger and more populated. Bit of a dissonance you'll probably just have to accept there.

My asshole was not prepared for that Lynel as his electric arrow-having, surrounded-by-puddles ass.

What are some of your "Oh wow, that cool" moments Sup Forums?

The king.

Also the Gorons if you're into that sort of thing.

They're... air-ogant

So what's the Yiga's obsession with bananas?

I do it at every stable

it leads you to a chest if you feed it enough

So do the rumors of two "secret" dungeons have any truth to them?

>find out I have enough stamina to scale the walls of the labyrinths
>just jump across the tops to the shrines

Everything joycons have bar the IR sensor I think.

Speaking of Medoh
>Mido is the name of a town in Zelda II along with Rauru, Saria, Darunia, Ruto, Nabooru, and "Kasuto"
>Divine Beasts are named Rudania (Darunia), Naboris (Nabooru), Ruta (Ruto), and Medoh (Mido)
So why is Mido as significant as the sages and what is Kasuto's significance?

Get some +3 attack food/elixirs and pick up whatever good weapons whose spawns you know

You can probably find a used WiiU pretty cheap. I'd say do that if there are other WiiU games you want to play. If not, buy a Switch if there are upcoming Switch games you want.

I think the hardware can't really keep up with the intention of the lore. I'm sure Goron City, Zora's Domain and Rito Village are SUPPOSED to be bigger and more populated. Bit of a dissonance you'll probably just have to accept there.

I've considered ways they could have gotten around this with off the cuff remarks about there being other levels like the Zora tribe mostly living underwater beneath the palace or the Goron living underground but that toes a line of annoying your players with a game that lets you go "everywhere" except these places they just told you about that you now want to see.

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pro controller even has the IR camera in it

wii u is a dead system so a switch if you can get your hands on one

>when he sees my dick.

I got there today as well but I didn't see him. Those two were the most difficult towers for me to scale so far.

Oh neat. Man I don't wanna give up the $70 though...

>Wii U
>can be found secondhand for really cheap
>had a handful of good games
>has no future though

>Switch
>may be cheaper than a new Wii U depending where you live
>Only really has Zelda
>future looks alright if you mostly care about Nintendo games
>portable
>but console was rushed and it shows

I have it on the switch and nothing is wrong with it, but after seeing so many vids of peoples bricking I just get paranoid every time I turn mine on.

This is scientifically false. Once women get to a certain age, they actually do get baby fever.

this reads so much like the same shit people keep parroting over and over that it's instantly suspicious

I especially don't get how the Ganonblights are any lesser than other bosses in the series. They're all visually similar but their fights are as good as anything else. And that's ignoring the world enemies, like the Lynels especially, which are all effectively bosses themselves and harder than anything you'd find in Ocarina

this game is comfy and I hate being that faggot who uses that word

exploring the world in bed playing in tablet mode is so nice

Good to know, I'm getting one from Amazon in a few days and so far I've been playing with the joycon grip. mentioned having to turn on the Wii U gamepad so I was worried I might be forced to use a joycon when motion stuff comes out.

I dont see it worth it

joycons in the grip are comfortable enough for my 10 hour sessions in zelda

Medoh is named after Medli.

Can someone answer me already