NINTENDO AND Sup Forums BTFO

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>2 million views
NINTENDO WILL NEVER RECOVER

IT'S THE DOWNFALL OF NINTENDO

>small sample of Switch are having hardware problems
>Sup Forums viralpost it as if its a widespread issue

Why is Nintendo held to a double standard here? Hardware failures happen all the time to small percentage of electronics, who cares. You didn't see this kind of reverse shilling when the Xbox or Playstation launched

>small

it's pretty easy to get 2 million views when you're video is on reddit and spammed on Sup Forums ever 30 minutes

for every 1 guy who has an issue there are 10000 who have zero issues

only difference is the 1 guy will whine about it online
usually a fault or problem caused by themselves anyway

yes that's what he said.

Crowbat is the youtube equivalent of Sup Forums's shitposting. Stop gargling on his cock

now this is some serious delusion

not a single problemo in my switch or any of my friends machines. only literally whos on the internet have these issues.

I remember xboxs just outright eating discs and the ps4 wobble.

>Sup Forums
>responsible for anything above 2000 views

user, you are taking Sup Forums too much seriously.

I bet you're the same kind of person who says that self-driving cars will never be a thing because two or three people died while riding one.

>everyone hates crowbcat now that he finally has a lot of views

true contrarian Sup Forums culture, hasn't changed in the 12 years of me being here

>hundreds of people sending in horizon zero dawn issues
>better make a video about 10 retarded people who got a faulty switch!

Fuck this fucking retarded shill

>works on my machine ;)

>works on my machine :)
yes surely these thousands and thousands of complaints are all caused by the people themselves and nintendo cannot possibly make a plastic electronic product that has faults just like everybody else

you really are a deluded dumb fuck

This. Reddit is far more influential, and a better website with a better userbase. Sometimes I wonder why I bother coming back here.

Of course the vocal minority is going to make videos to stir shit up. No average joe who's satisfied with their system is going to make a video exclaiming how not broken it is

>>hundreds of people sending in horizon zero dawn issues

source?

I don't take Sup Forums or Sup Forums seriously at all
I take shills very seriously and crowbcat has been caught shilling his stuff here on multiple occasions and has been banned for it.

issues in a game can be easily patched

issues with a brand new console? both in hardware & software? Yeah Nintendo better get their shit together.

more like tens and tens of complaints. it happens, they'll whine loudly about it on the internet until their compensation arrives. then they shut up because there's nothing to whine about anymore.

>Switch doubles up as a portable you can take outside
>it has so many problems with other bluetooth devices

Must be a blast to play the game outside when someone with a bluetooth enabled smartphone passes by and Switch freezes.

>tens and tens
oh wow, really fucking deluded
get your head out the sand idiot

>crowbcat has been caught shilling his stuff here
How would you know? Did he use a trip?

people really want Nintendo to fail, don't they. This video has so many more views than his ps4 launch disaster video.

he cried about it later when he was caught

Exact same thing was said about RLoD. Exact. No one knows the number of Switch defects yet. Not you, not me.

PS4 wobble is a non-issue, though. You're not meant to MOVE the console while it works in the first place.

[citation needed]

Proof?

The Xbox video has 1,5 million views as well.

This hardware and software flaws are apart of gaming ecology now. We may not like it but hell we have to accept it

Fucking inverted colors how can a console have this many different defects at launch?

>A console has technical problems on launch
WHOA NO WAY

Who are you quoting?

Because some problems seem to be inherent design flaws like left joycon having connectivity issues.

>implying 10000 switches have been sold

>crowbcat has been caught shilling his stuff here on multiple occasions and has been banned for it.
source: your ass
kill yourself

Literally who? Why aren't all e celeb threads banned yet?

t. crowbcat

I can understand hardware and software being ass but how in the absolute fuck did no one at Nintendo think to put the fucking covers backwards? It's a product for children for fuck sake.

If you keep pushing the crowbcat paranoia it won't help anything. At best people will post more crowbcat pictures to trigger people like you

>been up for 1 day
>over 2,300,000 views

whatever way you spin it this is terrible publicity for nintendo, even the "ps4 pro: loud defective units" video only has 500,000 views right now after 2 months.

quite amazing that some bedroom video editor who uploads to youtube can actually (even if marginally) can effect nintendo's sales. What a time to be alive.

>two million views
Shit, keep this up and we'll have exceeded the Switch reveal.

Simply Karma for Nintendo for scamming people into buying a Wii U. Now they try to do the same with the Switch and it bites them in the ass hard.

The mass damage control and shilling on other videos that are even -mildly- critical of nintendo's latest hot steaming pile is outrageous.

People were reality distortion fielding shit that was posted ON NINTENDO'S OFFICIAL SITE saying it didn't happen or wasn't an issue.

Nintendo fans are the new apple fans. THERE ARE NO PROBLEMS

WE WERE ALWAYS AT WAR WITH EURASIA.

at 2:03 actually made me spit my tea out

kek

"fan" literally means fanatic, they're all the same

Remember when the PS4 came out and there countless videos of it bricking?
Oh wait, that never happened so Nintenbro has to invent some fake news about "50% GPU failiure rate" that they spammed for a week.

Even the WiiU's mess of a launch seems good by comparison, that only had OS and slow update issues.

>quite amazing that some bedroom video editor who uploads to youtube can actually (even if marginally) can effect nintendo's sales. What a time to be alive.

I'm not sure if it will have any impact. The thousands of ubisoft downgrade videos on youtube didn't impact ubisoft sales

are you stupid of course they have an impact

Ubisoft doesn't sell 300 dollar broken consoles m8

I'm starting to become more and more convinced that these are geniune NoA employees and not just actual fans. No fan would tolerate what Nintendo's been doing for a decade. Only an employee of theirs would.

>AND Sup Forums BTFO
How? If anything this just supports Sup Forums's own hateful standpoints.

i was every so sightly leaning towards getting a switch because of BotW but after this video, there is absolutely no chance in hell, i knew all the issues it had already, but seeing this extra shit tips me over the edge into never ever.

this is a shamefru dispray

what impact? Wildlands selling like water despite being unfinished, Watch Dogs 2 sold well, The Division was top 1 for weeks...

This mentality has to stop! When I was a kid consoles had to work or they were dropped! Don't fucking bend over to lazy development!

...

While that is a reassuring thought as far as thinking people aren't completely cucked.

Remember- People who were not paid a dime- In fact they PAID for the privilege to be fucked... Lie to save face and justify their purchase.

From AMD to Apple to Nintendo to Sony Vita owners.

impact on people who actually research what they buy

big enough of an impact for ubisoft to care? of course not

crowbcat was slacking, I've already seen 2 10 minute long "switch fucking up" videos, I don't need another of the same footage.

>people still buy consoles upon release
>PEOPLE ACTUALLY FUCKING PRE-ORDER CONSOLES

m8... You are comparing software sales to hardware sales..

WORKING AS INTENDED

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Switch was revealed to be a "hybrid" less powerful than Xbox One and with motion controls ... most people that are in the video game culture knew it was going to be another betrayal like the Wii was.

Betrayal to the whole gaming community not only to Nintendo fans.

>tfw fags on Sup Forums called crowbcat a shill because he never criticised Nintendo

Eat shit nintenbros

>crowbat posts PS4/PS4 pro issues
>HAHA SUCK IT SONYF AG S
>crowbat posts about the Switch
>"Crowbat is the youtube equivalent of Sup Forums's shitposting. Stop gargling on his cock"

exactly the same shit when BotW get 10/10s across the board and bitches when TLoU got 10/10s all around.

>design of dock causes the screen to be scratched
>lots of people complain
>NO DON'T LOOK THEY WILL FIX IT

that sounds like some real, verifiable statistics.
thanks user for the good information.

So what? do you know how much people pay for Ubisoft crap? more than 79 dollars, gold edition, premium edition, deluxe edition, limited edition, etc,etc.

I'm saying that youtube videos don't have a impact in game companies that much as you people think.

The thing is: 95%+ of people who buy videogames don't care for 99% of what discuss daily here.

>most people that are in the video game culture knew it was going to be another betrayal like the Wii was.

nintenndrones on this site actually said shit like it's going to be at least as powerful as the PS4, o i am laffin

The switch hardware is probably going to be piss easy to emulate due to it's super "off the shelf" tablet-esque hardware. Including a straight up unmodded Nvidia tegra chip.

And Wii U Emulation is already pretty fucking solid.

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Don't reward nintendo's anti consumer bullshit.

FLAG THE VIDEO BROS

THIS TRAITOR MESSED WITH NINTENDO FOR THE LAST TIME, LET'S SHOW HIM HOW MUCH HE FUCKED UP

WE ARE LE JOHN
NEVER FAGGET

>Nintendo JP still not shut him down

Pretty shocked. Those hook nosed fuckers are usually on the ball.

Works fine for me ;)

>all these blind nintenbros defending a flawed product

The design of the switch is thrash.
The dock itself is a desaster, chink plastick with nothing to protect the contact areas of the tablet. It's gonna scratch sooner or later.

Is so cheaply made it's incredible.

>Comparing spending 79 dollar to spending at LEAST 300 dollars for a switch

m8..

Also, ubisoft games are terrible but at least the games don't fall apart.

>tfw I'll be able to play a better version of BOTW on my gaming rig than Switchfags

FUCKING
MASTER
RACE
WINS AGAIN

>It's okay if Nintendo does it!

I guess if you have videos with enough views and complaints the jewtube kikes will probably look at the matter of complaint more seriously, complaints made by rabid fanboy of all sides would probably be instantly disregarded, while complaints from a company may be seriously considered

They posted so many lies and half-truths. How it was Pascal. How it was Tegra X2. How it was about Xbone power in docked mode. And then some even saying it beat PS4.

What delusional cocksuckers they are. Switch is about on par with a PS3.

someone should assassinate this fuck already

>Also, ubisoft games are terrible but at least the games don't fall apart.

They are broken and unfinished, all of them.

The big thing for me is Nintendo saying the dead pixels are normal.

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>NINTENDO PULLED THEIR DOCK FROM THEIR ONLINE SHOP

>more than 79 dollars, gold edition, premium edition, deluxe edition, limited edition, etc,etc.

don't buy it then.

also unlike the switch it charges outrageous price for accessory which should already be included with the console itself, nintendo is the worse jew than ubishit.

IF NINTENDO CENSORS CROWBCAT WE RIOT

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
NOBODY CARES

Jesus christ, the console is practically an unfinished piece of shit.

Thanks for beta testing, gaijin piggu.

>They are broken and unfinished, all of them.
Yes, like I said, terrible. Still not comparable to a console that bleeds out the ass

everyone with half a brain knew better to discard such retarded rumors, if the Wii and Wii U's hardware didn't tell you the direction they are going, the fact that its portable should be knocking you on the head with it.

>nintendo is the worse jew than ubishit.
My point is people buy Ubisoft and buy Nintendo.

sure there are always 5% of people who won't buy a Switch after the crowbcat video but hey, it's 5% or less.

If Nintendo bankrupt eventually it won't be because Sup Forums or crowbcat

THERE IS NO ISSUE, OBVIOUSLY THEY ARE JUST IN SUCH HIGH DEMAND IT WAS CRASHING THE SITE!

HAHAHAHAHAHA
SERVES THEM RIGHT FOR BANNING ME FOR PIRATING POKEMON SUN
HOPE THE COMPANY BURNS

WITNESSED