Elf has invaded your favourite tree and throwing annoying banter at you. The last videogame character you played as will help you to get rid of the elf.
Will you succeed in this dauting task?
Elf has invaded your favourite tree and throwing annoying banter at you...
Brody Jones
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Lincoln Sullivan
Kazakus will easily potion away the puny elf girl.
Matthew Ramirez
Aloy will put a fire arrow between her eyes.
Blake James
>Hero of Kvatch with Pelinal's armor
What an unexpected turn of event
Anthony White
>Implying Sup Forums needs help to drive off a grill.
Ethan Young
>your favourite tree
am i an elf now?
William Hernandez
Trips tell truth
Aaron Rodriguez
Velvet knows how to put smug elves into their place.
John Evans
>my robot character from new vegas
She's gonna get CLANKED
Joshua Carter
>Elf has invaded your favourite tree and throwing annoying banter at you
I revel in the sensation of a pretty girl talking to me. I sit under the tree and relax.
>The last videogame character
who would it be for Master of Orion? President of the Republic? I guess he'll try to establish formal, friendly and mutually beneficial diplomatic relations with the elvenkind.
Josiah Scott
Why would I want to get rid of her? /tg/ please go, your shit is trite and tired. This is also not video games.
Camden Powell
>Geralt
I'd say it's pretty well taken care of, but if I had a choice I'd have him murderize it because fuck Witcher elves
Adam White
You better take responsibility
Caleb Edwards
I don't have a favourite tree because I'm not a fucking hippie.
Grayson Taylor
I dont get it, there's an arcane lightning orb in her pants? Or is it being shot from there? Wtf
Robert Sullivan
Someone made this pic on another board, which got ignored. So he made an off-topic thread on Sup Forums instead for it.
Thomas Harris
No, failure is the only road ahead for me.
Aaron Jenkins
That escalated quickly.
Well assuming it is actually my responsibility I proceed to ask elfs hand in marriage, invite her to live in my household and make ready to provide our half-elf child(ren) with love, care, education and hearth to return to.
Jack Clark
Link will just seduce her, I guess.
Noah Scott
I think I'm safe from the filthy elf.
Juan Nelson
>your favourite tree
Nigga pls, i'm not autistic, i only favour
MOUNTAINS
Zachary Wright
>Dwarf
I KNEW YU ELVES HAD NO HONOR, NO RESPECT, NO BEER
Jason Price
holy jesus how utterly and totally supportive and caring of you. im sure you would make a good father to those half elf children user
Zachary Russell
Elf has invaded your favourite grocery store and throwing annoying banter at you. The last videogame character you played as will help you to get rid of the elf.
Will you succeed in this dauting task?
Matthew Morgan
>fat "elves"
>anime "elves" in general
>this thread still staying up
Alexander Turner
thanks for the vote of confidence user.
Charles Myers
But elv is of my likenings
Brandon Murphy
>nothing on saucenao
>nothing on goog
>nothing on ex
PLEASE
Gabriel Powell
>fat "elves"
it's the human food
Mason Thomas
...
Connor Carter
...
David Phillips
>space elf from Tenchi Muyo
All you gotta do is throw a mushroom at her, they're sluts for fungi
Hunter Jones
It's a shitty gimmicky fetish manga.
Luis Howard
>your favourite tree
If anyone here has a favorite tree of all things then I'm going to steal their fucking lunch money.
Dumb nerds.
James Walker
source ples. i need it.
Camden Bennett
>his favorite tree isn't birch
What are you, gay?
Luke Morgan
my character in Kingdoms of Amalur
who is an elf too
maybe we can double team her
Kayden Ward
Pharah, overwatch
Isaiah Roberts
why did the elf prefer the anthropomorphic mushroom man over user-kun?
cause he's a fungi
Gabriel Richardson
drow>brown>vanilla
Dylan Lewis
kys
Zachary Bell
>kys
Drink bleach.
Blake Davis
>dizzy
Well she could blow up the tree but shes too nice for that
Dominic Peterson
>birch
more like bitch really, go chestnut or go home
Brayden Sanders
It'll be convoluted and make no sense, buy it'll get done.
Grayson Scott
...
Brandon Torres
Sauce?
Ian Turner
>kysses u gently
Luis Butler
you first faggot
Landon Evans
...
John Harris
Is it safe to say that DF players are technically playing as Armok?
Joseph Phillips
>Metroid 2 Samus
Ez
Hunter Phillips
>SAUCE xD
>SAUCE xD
>SAUCE xD
None of this is video games. But none of this is porn.
Kevin Myers
>azmodan
Summon minions to knock the tree over to allow me to torture and put rape babies into her.
Anthony Cooper
... Nigga it's literally right there.
Jonathan Walker
try /tg/ first then /trash/
Gavin Cooper
How different could an elf be from a dryad?
Carter Stewart
wow rude and racist much?
Evan Lee
just one word: splinters
Julian Cruz
...
Elijah Cruz
I'm okay with this
Camden Gray
>none of this is porn
Anthony Cox
Tell that OP.
Kevin Bell
But your wallet isn't safe from you.
Tyler Cook
Can't I just throw annoying banter back at them?
Noah Brown
izi pisi
Christian Gonzalez
Evan Garcia
you could, but that's not going to get rid of them
Angel Sanchez
Time to make her into a fluid factory and sell them in ebay
Kevin Brooks
This is badly spoilered porn.
Who could have thought than an OP with an anime elf will result in someone posting porn?
Kevin Wright
>Strength-oriented Hunter wielding a Whirligig
I'll ask him to use the mace only, hopefully the elf's body will remain in one piece so I can fuck it.
Ryan Taylor
I wouldn't want to get rid of them. Having fun banter battles is fun
Jason Cook
>this is badly spoilered porn
Well gee aint you a bright little padawan.
Ayden Gomez
I will give you sauce, but only if you tell me why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch.
Xavier Young
...
Jayden Rodriguez
I hope it will be at least three days.
Austin Ward
Can you please give me the name?
Christopher Edwards
True. Gotta practice the bantz on this relatively unskilled elf so you can defend your tree from the dwarven bantz that are soon to come.
Julian Gutierrez
First thing I did was make a beeline for the desert just for that outfit.
Noah Russell
Artist is makari tohru. There is a series of those in Ex
Cooper Peterson
>dwarven bantz that are soon to come.
All the more reason to invite more elves to places I go to. You got to bring your A game for the dwarfs.
Jason Long
>not joining the dwarves in banting the elf into an early grave
sad
Adrian Wilson
>I don't know what you're talking about. I don't agree with what you're saying. You're talking bullshit. And you're trying to wind me up. But I'm very, very angry, and I want this conversation to stop right away.
Charles Lewis
> Joining manlets
never gonna make it brah
Ayden Evans
>twice the muscle mass of your bitch ass
>not a race of useless "magic french" people
>can fight
>thicc women
>bro's4lyfe
your bloodline is weak
Dylan Moore
One dead elf, hold the mayo.
Caleb Roberts
That goes into the book!
Jackson Howard
>A tank
Yeah, I don't think that'll be a problem.
Nathan Mitchell
Elf girls can be thick too if you feed them enough human food and have the benefit of not being womanlets.
Carter Lee
You gonna get befriended.
Gavin Gonzalez
It is when you think about how said tank will take out your favorite tree with the elf.
Mason Taylor
ur ded knife ears
James Long
so me and doom guy vs a weak elf...? rip and tear
Jordan Gutierrez
Doesn't happen outside of one fetish manga.
John Rodriguez
Trick question, only elves have favorite trees.
Xavier Jackson
>you will never be cucked by your brown elf wife
Why live?
Benjamin Cox
elfs man
Mason Sullivan
And head patted.
But it can happen. Just push lots of sweets onto her and you'll have a jelly belly elf waifu before you know it.
David Sullivan
no they cant retard
>wanting to be taller when your home is a frigging mountain fortress
nigga what?
>womanlets
it seems you put way too much projection in your insults
its okay though,no one expects much from elf faggots
Leo Anderson
>But it can happen
Only in this one fetish manga. I know of no other fate elves, aside from parodies. That manga is a parody is as well.