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Wait MGR got a pc port?

yes

Shit, I actually can't argue with this. Well done.

Checked

>Loud but great
>Annoying but great
>Slient and almost never noticed but still great
>Strange and came out of fucking nowhere but even then, still great
Checks out.

So they're all terrible but PC and the switch at least make me want to masturbate?

Seems about right

Too soon to be making lists like these, well for the switch at least.

Misato will never be piss drunk when you get home and sexually bully you

>liking a worn out whore and pedophile like misato

i shiggy scooby doo

This is now an exclusive Asuka thread. Keep moving Reifags

>Best girl Rei is worst console

I'm glad she dies.

This.

Having watched it recently, I can finally say that Eva is a fucking terrible series and I will never understand the fucking obsession faggots have with it

Reminder that Maya is best girl.

She doesn't die though.

Evangelion has no good girls, but I don't understand why you didn't put the less worst girl next to PC.

You didn't watch it then.

Not him but doesn't everything dissolve into a single uber-consciousness at the end, with death and life becoming meaningless as the writer publicly fellates himself?

Which one is Kaworu?

She is literally the only girl *not* dead at the end.

Which by everyone's perspective means she's the only one dead. This is literally first year philosophy, retard.

>everything
No, this isn't Ideon. Submissive boy fag and aggressive girl cunt come back from that.

>fanwank is philosophy

The Wii U. Died before could do something good.

She got mauled to death by a bunch of drone Eva's, and then like 10 spears pierce her. She's beyond dead.

>If everyone but one person is dead then the living person is also dead

Maya is pure.

it was ahead of its time.
many anime tropes that annoy people like you today can be traced back to it when it was fresh and original

the same can be said about FF7

But I wasn't cool and my life sucks tho

You haven't seen End of Evangelion?

Yet she's alive at the end and Shinji chokes her.

>best girl for PS4
Way to go, retard

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>It was ahead of its time

Oh, please, PLEASE do elaborate. This should be rich.

>Rei is XO
can you like, explain? i dont get it

This is undeniably the best comparison and none of you faggots can dispute if

So what's the equivalent of Ritsuko? Ouya?

>tfw Misato x Ritsuko never ever

Truth

That's because LCL bullshit mumbo jumbo about people being able to will themselves back to life from it. When she died she returned to LCL, same as Misato.

>ahead of its time
>birthed many tropes

I never understand these waifu wars.

Practically every girl in EVA except class president and Yui has deep mental issues and is fucked up in the head. I'd be terrified to spend a single night with any of them, let alone have them be my waifu.

BUT IT WAS AHEAD OF ITS TIME

Dumb otaku only care about fapability and not the actual character's personality

You mean they have flaws just like real people?

That was the entire point of the show to show real people not idealised waifus. Still doesn't stop people waifuing them

>Shitposting about Eva
>with an Osomatsu picture
Rei can't have mental issues when she barely even has a personality.

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a dub so good wasted on a post like this.
Shame

>passive fuckboy
>desperate for approval
>has shown repeatedly that he's willing to jump on your dick at the first sign of affection
explain to me why shinji isn't clearly the best fuck in eva

>The reaction image you use directly correlates with what you do or don't enjoy or are a fan of

Because Misato has him beat. She literally uses sex to distract herself from her mental pain.

wait which one is switch supposed to fucking be
if you're going to try and bait barneyfag do it right nigger

Generally speaking, absolutely.

Wrong. Please lurk before posting.

DYEWTS
That's supposed to be SG you mongoloid

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>Shinji beat his meat to Asuka in a comatose state
>Asuka saw all this while instrumentality was happening

I want misato to beat me if you know what I mean

ORE NAMAE JACK

I'd be more likely to believe you if it were a less meaningless reaction image..

>Please lurk before posting.

Only people with shit taste like it

>Objective best choice, but high maintenance
>Knows how to have fun, but is controlling
>Some hints of being open, but still fairly closed off and traditional/mundane
>Unnecessary Trash

This is the best meme I have seen today

Ok

>hamfisted melodrama
>THEY'RE JUST LIKE REAL PEOPLE

>japanese stereotype girl is american console
>western stereotype girl is japanese console

It's just there, that's its existence.

Why did they transcribe it as Markovich when it's clearly a reference to the actor

>Germany
>Same as American
>There are people this fucking retarded

A half truth, EVA was an intentional overcorrection from the idealised waifu to try and shock weebs into thinking better of 3D, it backfired, Anno lost his shit and then EoE happened

Wtf I hate the switch now!

>germany
>not western
>not having updated your geography knowledge since 1989

...Or it's just over rated schlock

only overrated by faggot teens and a country of children

Name TEN(10) shows better than Evangelion.

t. Newfag

Sopranos
The Wire
Mad Men
Breaking Bad
SAO
True Detective
The Godfather
Wakfu
Life is Strange
Jackie Chan Adventures

Evangelion isn't a masterpiece, but it's pretty fucking good. I loved how it payed homage to classic mecha/sentai/tokusatsu series, the characters where multidimesional, and the story was pretty solid.

For a while I've been trying to find the answer to the question: Why do so many people worship it as the second coming of Christ?
I've asked about the show to a lot of people IRL and over the internet, and my results are pretty conclusive:

Evafags are evafags because they saw themselves on Shinji. The story from his point of view is nothing more than a coming of age, and was aired in a time when anime was pretty much at a peak of popularity. Culturally speaking, anime was still seen as a kids show thing, so most of the people who watched the show when it aired were probably 14-16 at the time, more or less Shinji's age. The series explored all of the dimensions the otakus couldn't: being physically attracted to a girl, being emotionally attached to another, having a motherly figure who you would bang in a heartbeat if you had the chance.

That's why it's so worshiped everywhere.

I hope you people agree with the results of my "investigation".

>t. Newfag
t. Newfag

FLCL > Evangelion

FLCL is pretty much Evangelion with a younger protagonist tho

Boku no Pico > FLCL

>Best Girl
>Worst console

what? >.