Yes, you. The one screaming, "There's no multiplayer!" and "Sean Murray lied to us!" and other slurs I dare not mention. Tread lightly.
You are one. We are hundreds, thousands. Millions. You aren't just IN the minority; you ARE the minority.
I don't feel awkward or anxious playing No Man's Sky around others, and your words don't affect me. Many others, however, are coming out of their shells for the first time in their lives. This is the first time many are enjoying the beautiful world that has been procedurally generated for us - and it IS beautiful. Incredibly so. DON'T ruin this for them. We No Man's Sky fans may have our differences, but we will not hesitate to come to the aid of our fellow explorers, especially against someone who so virulently slurs that which has brought us all together.
Don't take this the wrong way. I don't hate you. I don't fear you. I pity you.
I'm sorry that you feel this way towards us. I'm sorry that No Man's Sky is such a bane to your existence. And I'm sorry that you are missing out on such a wonderful experience. Mostly, though, I'm sorry that you feel the need to go around and publicly chastise and berate others. I'm sorry that, to ensure your own validity, you need to make others feel invalid. I'm sorry that your self-worth is so infinitesimally miniscule that you have to make others feel less-than-human, at least in your own denatured mind, just to feel whole. I am truly sorry that day-in and day-out you have to put up with your worthless, meaningless, Shakespearean tragedy of a life.
I ask you politely to cease your unnecessary cries for attention, and instead invite you to join our ranks. Uninstall Call of Duty, start up No Man's Sky, and breathe in the splendour and the amazement of your first planet, and then, maybe, just maybe, you'll see what you've been so hopelessly searching for this whole time.
Gabriel Cooper
kys
Julian Long
>apparently patch 1.2 came out today Does it finally add challenging gameplay?
Kevin Howard
It's a good game chill user
Christian Davis
>Perma death
Nolan Green
>You aren't just IN the minority; you ARE the minority. What does this even mean
Jayden Turner
a mediocre survival game nah thanks i'm good
Blake Lee
what is the point when there is a single enemy, and a single way to kill them
Austin Gonzalez
Does it finally add a gameplay?
Nathan Ortiz
>We are hundreds, thousands. Millions. ...of people who bought the game and aren't playing it?
I'm one of the 833 thousand people who bought into the hype. The game is incredibly mediocre. It isn't the bane of anyone's existence, but it was a bag of undelivered promises. Current games do every individual element of NMS better, and in this case the sum of lackluster parts is only greater disappointment. The only significant thing about the game is the PR shitstorm surrounding it.
Carter Green
He's saying youre black
Henry Hughes
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Ayden Bell
This pasta is only a few months old and you've already forgotten it and replying like it's a serious post
Cameron Morales
I bet the same stupid fucks who thought Brink was going to be good thought this was going to be good
Logan Butler
>Uninstall Call of Duty, start up No Man's Sky
lol.
Christopher Barnes
>serious post >on Sup Forums
My bad. I suppose I'll come to Sup Forums more often so I stay up on the current dank copypastas.
Noah Wilson
tl;dr enjoy your lonely and boring wallpaper simulator
Luis Peterson
Is this new pasta? Or is it purely for the sake of baiting?
Luke Thomas
>thousands
Well if you want to get technical about it.
Anthony Thompson
OHAI Steve Murry
Christian Adams
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Matthew Lee
BWAHAHAHAHAH
Oliver Hughes
>that spike of activity thanks to the patch >all those players who are so in denial of how bad the game is still trying to fruitlessly get their entertainment from it
And yet, those numbers are still small as shit. Would be kind of sad if it weren't so hilarious.
Nicholas Cook
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Juan Butler
what's the source of this pasta
Ryder Hughes
google reveals it's from reddit gaming
Hudson Parker
It's really interesting to see how deep the rabbit hole reddit is in.
Gavin Harris
Jesus there are people really thinking this.....
Brayden Collins
>that massive drop off within a month >those spikes when the patches came out
Juan Perry
>people say Sup Forums and reddit are the same in 2017
I like to believe we are still not like this here
Alexander Moore
It's like that for a lot of games. I'm surprised the spike is as high as it is, but I guess there are a lot of people who are hopeful it's changed.
Jonathan Mitchell
Most singleplayer-only games experience a significant drop after a month, since once someone finishes a game or sees all there is to see, they stop playing.
Dylan King
>someone actually types this and desperately tries to justify his purchase while rest of the world is disappointed at the game and its false promises
Sebastian Ramirez
This pasta is from reddit, despicable
Easton Richardson
You must be new here. You always assume a long worded post is pasta my boy
Blake Young
>we will not hesitate to come to the aid of our fellow explorers >brought us all together >join our ranks But there is no multiplayer...
Aiden Peterson
yes there is
Ethan Carter
Actually, minority means white now
Jason Diaz
Currently hanging around 1-1 in SMB1 for the NES. Anyone wanna come join?
