Coincidence?? or no??

coincidence?? or no??

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No it's because IGN is doing layoffs.

Gotta pay the toll to get into this boys hole

I never understand things like this. If it's something for which you could fire them, how does it wind up printed in the first place?

No one ever remembers the rest of that saying

"Jack of all trades, master of none is oftentimes better than master of one."

thats retarded

He was the least likable of the bunch, even if he was knowledgeable.

Nothing lost here.

Do four Jacks beat an Ace and three sevens?

Because people generally don't mean to make that point. I don't know why people spring that like it's meant to be "HA YOU JUST SAID IT'S ACTUALLY GREAT" or something.

>Fired in September

Are you a time traveler?

Another Gerstmann?

Been doing this since Kaine and Lynch

no but i fear not the man who has practiced 1000 different kicks 1 time, but instead the man who has practiced 1 kick 1000 times

No, but my EXODIA THE FORBIDDEN ONE DOES!!!

>Being an idiot.

Day/month/year, kiddo.

I fear the man with 1000 1 bullet guns more than the man with 1 single shot gun

why would they let a person they're about to layoff review the fucking nintendo switch

I'm pretty fucking sure it goes month/day/year

Why would they not let him write one last blog post?

He should go to Giant Bomb

I was confused by the screenshot at first too, whoever took it is using the d/m/y format instead of m/d/y for the date

>No
Masterfaggots, all

a review of an entirely new console launch is not a blogpost

Smallest measurement of time to largest. Day/Month/Year.

Except most of the world uses day/month/year

>He was mad about his impending "Layoff" and gave the Switch a bad review

sounds like a likely story

>Biggest jump in handheld power we've ever had
>Big ass high capacity battery powering the device
>Large sharp as fuck display with 720p resolution
>Seamless experience switching from handheld console to home console mode

>Master of none

I get that it's nice to come up with nifty clickbaity conclusive titles since on the home console side it's not like the Wii U was at release time power wise but come on. I remember when GBA was announced and niggu's complained it was a gameboy color with more ram yet that was a beloved and hailed machine.

No you retarded american.

I'm sorry I insulted your "review", but you video game journalists are glorified bloggers.

So you say:
>The 14th of January, the YEAR of Lord Buttsniffer Two-Thousand and Seveenteen

It depends on where you live. Some places use one some use the other.

He should see if Jeff has a place for him at Giant Bomb.

Why would you write the date in a separate fashion than the way it would be spoken? No one says "The ninth day of march, twenty seventeen"

Why does that matter? China goes full retard and goes year/month/date. Being popular doesn't make it right.

Well then some places are wrong

I agree with that though

>3 hour battery life qualifies as a handheld with large capacity

Being a special snowflake doesn't make it "right" either.

>The Formats in order from most popular to least are
>Day Month Year
>Year Month Day
>Month Day Year
>Both 1 & 3
>Both & 2
>All 3 (Only Canada)

My phone has a two hour battery life when it's in use. Where's your god now atheist?

>Launch 3ds and many other previous handheld consoles all of a sudden don't count as handheld consoles

You can't make this shit up.

It's not right because it's unique. It's right because it mimics the format in which a date would be said aloud

tool

>smallest to largest
>days can go up to 31
>months only go up to 12
>DAYS GO FIRST HURR DURR

It is a battery with high capacity compared to other devices. Being high capacity doesn't necessarily means that it doesn't get drain because of performance.

Your phone is more awful than my tablet from 5 years ago. I'm not sure what your point is.

>as a handheld with large capacity
>large capacity
You can make up as much as you want when you willingly ignore people to support your arguments. I never said it wasn't a handheld.

>other devices
Which devices? It's important to note that this is a tablet released in 2017, so are you comparing it with the most modern tablets available?

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whats the problem here

"On Friday the 13th of October 1996, Jason killed 5 students. One autist was among them"

>biggest jump in handheld power

>Nintendo Game Boy advance SP
>POWER GAP
>Sony Playstation Portable

nope, switching from a 3ds to a 3ds with controllers is a bigger power gap

>he thinks dates are a display of how many hours have passed

>Than my tablet from 5 years ago

Lmao, fuck off kid. Tablets from 5 years ago were shit. Even the high end ones, slow as shit, low battery life. Save for maybe the first Surface.

The most modern tablets available? You mean the 1.2k Surfaces? No. That's be stupid.

We should compare tablets in the 200-350$ range and see if those tablets could run the same processing power and last longer. Which i doubt.

Well naturally friday the 13th, 4th of july, et cetera are exceptions, not the norm.

so there's no problem gotcha

HA HA

>what is an nvidia shield
spoilers: its literally a switch without the gimmicky shit

>It's a date format autism thread

whenever there is a planning of an event that's how people will express themselves.

"Our marriage will be on the 2nd of June."

"When will that be?"

"The 2nd of june"

Keep trying tho.

>ARM
HAHAHAHAHA

>event planning

Why are you bringing up specific exceptions when the argument was for mimicking normal spoken speech?

>have fat greasy PC mustard employee for couple years
>hate him but can't fire him his ass
>one morning he comes jiggling like a retard into my office with his latest assignment
>gives new nintendo hardware an average condescending rating
>no is fine man, we'll upload it today.
>he get's out of my office, goes for lunch to McDonalds or whatever.
>I'll just tell him tomorrow some Nintendo Yakuza boss asked for his head but that his work is A+ and we'll let him go with great references
>Finally.jpg

It's a game console. It only needs to excel at one thing: games.

How does a game console excel at games? Computing power. The Switch has very little, but hey, an assload of gimmicks will surely make up for it, right?

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>low battery life
Longer than 2 hours, which was the whole point of this conversation.

While the Switch is cheaper, price alone does not validate low battery life for a device that advertises itself as a handheld. If anything a lack of a more expensive model with a better battery is a con, not a pro. Switch wins out a price for performance an hour comparison in handheld mode until its pitiful battery runs dry, which will happen about 3 or 4 times faster than most every other device which advertised itself as a handheld console.

>mfw it runs at like 20 fps in docked mode for combat
>mfw he says it runs EVEN WORSE in portable mode

And with latency streaming and no worthwhile integrated or downloadable games that aren't mobile trash.

Same thing yeah.

>jack of all trades
>0 tablet features

>4310mAw is not a large capacity handheld battery

Fuck I guess my note's acclaimed 3000 mAh isn't a big deal after all. Fuck I guess those 1800 mAh iphones got nothing on whatever you consider a large capacity handheld device battery.

Maybe nintendo should spend 50% of the BOM budget on the battery's capacity. Oh but then you can't afford to have between 720p to 1080p res pushing hardware, and then the device might have to be bigger. Oh I got it! You can away with it, you just need to price the console at $600! Worked for the PS3!


Thanks BOM analyst! Nintendo should hire you for consulting.

>I know i'll use a poor optimized port to prove my point.

None of the other consoles are consoles too then since they all have games that run like shit.

What other game can you use for comparison? The Switch has barely any.

Event planning aren't exceptions. They happen all the time. You would know if you had anything to plan except shitposting.

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agreed on the SP -> PSP being a bigger gap. But if you think the Switch is basically a 3DS in terms of power, then you don't have enough experience with either a Switch or a 3DS.

Zelda? Which runs stable in handheld. Paper clips? But that's not a very demanding game. The racing game FX that runs at 60fps?

Dunno man. Again we'll see that Nintendo can make use of their own hardware and most third parties might just do lazy ports and then complain when they're not making sales.

>still looks better than anything on the PSPoor

He probably misspoke, the only difference when docked is it runs at 900p instead of the handheld mode's 720p, so it should always run worse when docked.

Now that's shitposting.

>Zelda
On PS4? Xbox? PC? We're talking about comparisons here. There needs to be something to compare it to. In any case, Zelda still runs like shit, since it's 900p 30fps.

It's (((pure coincidence))).

DQ Heroes runs better when docked. It has also more details. Watch the vid.

Vita/Switch all runs like garbage tho. The ps4 and maybe the eventual pc version is the way to go.

did you forget the part where docked mode allows it to access the rest of the console, which allows the 900p in the first place?

But that's wrong. The Switch is definitely the best handheld ever.

All the indie games runs exactly the same as the other. Like i said. for the more demanding games we'll see how third parties port them.

NFS most wanted ran like smooth butter on the Wiiu. It's clearly in the devs hands when they decide to make a game run better.

Well you should fear the man that mastered 2000 tricks by the year 2000.

No, he got fired for being a Nintendo fanboy and giving the Switch higher than a 5.

What rest of the console? The part you carry around IS the console. The rest is a fancy stand with an HDMI cable.

then why doesn't the tablet output at 900p? there needs to be additional computing power coming from somewhere, right?

You're an idiot. That's what you get when you take your infos off shitposters cucks.

7 to 10 is the standard 'keep publishers happy' range.

1 to 6 is the 'get me fired' and 'the publisher isn't big enough to do anything to me' range.

Prove me wrong you can't

he got fired

Here is where that "extra power" is insidethe switch dock

it doesn't necessarily need to be in the form of a chip. since it connects the switch to the power source, it's possible that it automatically overclocks the tablet, raising its specs.

When will Nintendo making something simple and fun again? Why in the fuck are they always trying to "innovate" or make some big change to consoles? Seriously I would buy a GameCube 2 just to have one even if there were no games available for it until next year. I'm tired of the bullshit just give me a box with a controller. Fuck you Nintendo.

Because it has more power and guaranteed air flow to avoid overheating, and the tablet has a fucking 720p screen.

I really have respect for that guy knowledge and eloquence. Being a person who doesnt browse ign, I'm happy he will go somewhere else.

That's the point, it doesn't have the computing power, it outputs at 900p and the performance suffers because it's still the same hardware that was running the 720p

Feel free to tell me all the advanced hardware they have sitting in that shitty plastic dock then.

its still shit

>It kinks the hdmi cable because its too stiff for the high slot

THIS

>>Seamless experience switching from handheld console to home console mode

proven untrue

why would you lie?