Push to talk

>push to talk
>*cough*

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What a fat piece of shit. I hate everyone in that channel but I just can't stop watching.

>push to talk
>*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

>that guy who poops his pants in the corner

lel

>don't respond when people ask if others have mics
>don't talk for the whole game while everyone is communicating
>cough into the mic as the game is ending

>that guy with mic way too close to mouth but everyone is too polite to tell him

...

>push to talk
>hey you sound cute
Every time there is gay people around

post voice :3

discord.gg/Jafmt
In holy, I'm Meldrew

Would be pretty awkward doing it at school so na

>push to talk
>hear somebodies parents arguing in the background

I joined your gay discord i'll be there in 5 - 6 hours with the name SexBad

>push to talk
>can hear budgie/s chirping loudly in the background every time

>has his wife and kids screaming in the background
>doesn't turn on push to talk

fuck I hated that mother fucker

>that Spanish/Mexican kid in the lobby
>"MAMA!"
>"MAMA!"
>"DONDE SPAGHET UN CINCO BLAH BLAH SPICO DEL SANTO!"
>"SI!"
>"MAMA!"

>that guy who sound like the biggest nerd faggot when talking in a mic
>tfw i am that guy

>push to talk
>*smack* *smack* *slurp* *slorch* ha ha *smack* *Smack* *burp*

>open mic is default setting

>Continuous transmission

>voice activation
>blue switch keyboard

>voice activation
>baby crying

>voice activation
>A FUCKING FAN

>that one australian faggot with a high pitched voice
nobody likes to hear you talk

Why does everyone have a lisp online?

Wolbachia

>that guy that keeps breathing into the mic
>tell tim to stop
>"Okay"
>keeps breathing into the mic

Heh.

>push to talk
>*glass breaks*

yeah nah fuck you cunt just cause you suck shit at the game

your ass is grass mate

>less than a week from now

>Voice chat
>*Hey what's up guys it's Scarce here*

HAHAHA LMAO DUDE

>that guy who refuses to use push to talk and won't adjust his voice activation
>set his volume so low you can't hear him
>play for hours and forget he's a part of the group

>install a woman changer voice program
>push to talk
>hey guys then proceed to flirt with them
>dude what the fuck? why do you keep on saying you want to suck a dick? are you gay?
>scared pepe.jpg
>alt f4
fuck how do you enable this voice changer programs on a valve game?

>it's always the guys complimenting my voice
>don't know if it's in a mocking way or if they're just mirin'

>faulty mic
>distortion and looped game sounds play every time you talk

I played with that as Commander in RO2 for months, completely oblivious.

>brb gotta take a shit
>can hear him shitting somehow

>push to talk
>say something funny related to the situation
>*silence*
They were laughing, just not on voip, right?

It probably works, and sounds exactly like it.
Like you're a guy using a voice changer

I do this all the time on Discord with my wireless headset.

it does work but in the game it doesn't fuck valve

I was, don't worry.

KAR?
youtube.com/watch?v=IZcByufZVjk

Some guy in my current raid has voice activation that his cat keeps activating.

>Mid boss
>Almost complete silence
>Only faint keyboard clacking apart from shot calls
>MEEEEORRWWWW

I crack up every fucking time and so do a few voice activationfags. Sounds like a huge cat too with the low noise.

>Having a fun game
>push to talk
>*blank*
>please don't talk anymore

>push to talk
>hey go take out the trash
>ok dad

10 minutes later

>I TOLD YOU TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH YOU LITTLE SHIT
>FUCK OFF DAD

tank pls

>guy with open mic
>continuous loud typing

Fuck every single one of you fucks who fell for the mechanical keyboard meme.

>game is all quiet as players join, when it's easy to mute people
>pre round begins, hard to mute people now
>CLA CLACK CLAK CLA CLAK as someone slams their mechnaical keyboard to move their character, doesn't say anything though

what the fuck

>voice activation
>BARK

>girl talking in voice chat
>baby crying his heart out in the background
>girl keeps talking as if nothing is going on
>baby stops crying after a while

>push to type
>*lol*

>pushes to talk
>it's some teenaged autistic from Sup Forums who spews internet lingo such as "kill yourself my man" or "cuck"

PC gaming was certainly a mistake

>other people in my house sleep so i try to be quiet
>fortunately ps4 has a headphone jack that routes all game audio


>>>Cant play online without someone getting pissy because i breathe

how do i mute mic

why haven't you been streaming!!!

>*chair creaks*

Stop breathing through your mouth, you fat fuck.

>mentally prepare myself for telling team to come to fountain and do a smoke gank in mid
>open mic channel, squeal out the worst broken english garbage and sneeze
>some russian chad says xaxaxa in chat
Never ever again, i am not meant do human interaction

m-maybe the dad comforted it

deviated septum cant help it

>push to type
>*lmao*

playing dota was your first mistake

You can literally press de PS button and mute the mic in the audio settings. What the fuck, man?

>push to talk
>*BING*
>*1 UP*
>"WAA-HOO!"

>voice activation
>can hear train going by

>literally

Stop doing so much coke then.

I have one of those, I still don't breathe out of my mouth.

Quit making excuses.

prove it cunt

>voice activation

>raid leader has a stroke mid-fight
>can hear at least two people laughing

>voice activation
>works fine
>live mile away Luke airforce base
>mic picks up the roar of f35s at 7pm

Not with an attitude like that.

>push to talk
>slurps guasco cock

youtube.com/watch?v=FF1oCa1qoV0

>always use push to talk
>the moment I need to use voice activation, my cat has the need to make a ton of noise around the house.

I need a new microphone, something that doesn't pickup everything, not even my keyboard. Are headsets still a meme? I want to stop using a desk mic since the only thing I use a mic for is voip.

>I hate everyone in that channel but I just can't stop watching.
me with idubz. he's just so boring and unfunny but I end up watching the whole video and question why people like him, then I do it again every time it gets recommended to me. I'm just left so stunned trying to wrap my head around why normalfags enjoy him over someone like h3 who has predictable comedy that is easy for them to get into.

>brb boys i gotta take a fat ogre shite
>brings his wireless headset with him
i fucking hate you

I heard my upstairs neighbor die once. He often coughed pretty bad and this one time it just didn't stop. It sounded like he was desperately trying to get air in between the coughs but eventually he collapsed onto the floor or something (big thud) and went quiet.

Like three days later there were some firemen breaking down his door

>not using push to talk so everybody have to listen to you eating potato chips
>crunch crunch crunch
Not cool.

>Person is chewing gum over the mic

Don't worry dude, if you keep trying eventually you'll hit a mark and someone will laugh, that's what I do.

>that guys that eats with his mic on

youtube.com/watch?v=8omzJ2jCLXE

>game has a voice chat by default with no push to talk and no way to turn it off

literally me

fucking hell that's harsh

>korean with open microphone on overwatch
>NA
>speaks to the rest of us like we understand him

>using anything but voice activation
>going through the hassle of pushing a fucking key
>not being the admin of the TS3 so you kick anyone who's eating without muting themselves

>hear an annoying loud nigga on voice chat
>realize it's me

>implying this isn't the best
>Enthusiastically shouting things like GOOD CALL and YOU TELL 'EM KIM throughout the match

>hey guys
>hi ____

muted

>not just having this bind

SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

>log into discord
>burp loudly on mic
>"oh hey user"
i'm glad people got used to me being a nasty asshole

classic

Literally every game of World of tanks on PS4

>the kid who starts a loud fight with his parents and forgets to mute the mic

any game on ps4 m8. lot's of niggers yelling at each other desu

youtube.com/watch?v=mYhFVAGcx0g

>default mic setting is Voice Activation
Why do developers keep thinking this is a good idea?