Only dumb assholes taste their switch cartridges

only dumb assholes taste their switch cartridges

Gerstmann did it and it was a 5 second joke that gave you a nice chuckle for a few seconds

then some normalfags caught wind and ruined everything

just look at this fucking guys expression, quick cocking your eyeballs like a cock just got shoved up your ass you dumb fuck and shave that disgusting beard

Care to explain what the fuck is this?

>Nintendo made their cartridges taste like shit so those toddlers don't eat them
>they eat them anyway

wrong boogie was the first e-gamer to taste a switch as a joke THEN people copied him and Normie's started doing it looking fucking dumb

Nintendo added a some wierd chemical to the plastic manufacture that makes it taste horrible to prevent stupid kids and babies to put them in their mouths

Only to have all the stupid kids and babies incentive to try it, they should know how that works.

and it lead to stupid adults putting them in their mouths

only sexy little girls taste their switch cartridges

these people waste no time at all holy shit

>Implying curiosity equals stupidity.

shad is a gift from our very lord and savior Jesus Christ

>shadbase

its not curiosity when you have seen several times exactly what would happen it would be like seeing many people touch something get electrocuted and then walking up and touching it as well

Fun fact.
When I do get one, the first thing Im doing is licking a game.
Shit Im probably just gonna lick my friends. Yolo. Am I right?

But user, you never tasted a cartridge before, right? Of course not, why would you? But after hearing how Nintendo has purposely coated the plastic with something to make it taste bad, that curiosity must strike some sort of interest to what it tastes?

Experience matters more then knowledge, just because you know a fence can be electric, doesn't mean you know until you check. But of course, if you see someone touch it you know it is. But if you only heard it could be, curiosity can make you want to touch the fence.

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>Shadman

reminder these are the kids that survived putting DS carts in their mouth and they currently write blogs pretending to play video games

it's a nintendo marketing scheme

no i have seen enough people react to tasting them that i have no desire to find out for myself

What if you put it in your butt?

Shad is a national treasure

>Nintendo isn't for children anymore!
>They literally have to pesticide their cartridges so kids won't choke on them


Classic.

I really really hope GenZ is as right wing as Sup Forums memes they are. I wont even care if Im gassed if it means they can save this planet.

Both of you are beyond help.

I've heard that antifreeze has a sweet taste to it. Maybe you and everyone who licks cartridges should drink some of that too.

based Shad

But that is dangerous user.
>Licks cartridges
There's a very big difference between licking cartridges then giving one cartridge a taste to see how it tastes.

beards are fucking gross

he should change his name to badman because his art isnt very good

>force to buy shit new because manchildren lick cartridge

no shit Sherlock
you are LITERALLY SUCKING TOXIC PLASTIC, THAT'S WHY IT TASTES BAD

>Gee I can't wait to buy a Switch so I can see how bad the games taste

How in the fuck do you even function?

The first thing I did when I got mine was doing that. I admit the stupid news made me curious.

Tell me something i don't know.

actually nintendo confirmed it's a non-toxic bittering agent

This "trend" of cartridge licking makes me feel like we're living in Idiocracy. I hope all these nu-male faggot memers fucking die. Nintendo should have coated their games in arsenic.

>trusting Nintendo

really fires up the neurons

Should have made it toxic for natural selection purposes.

>stupid kids and babies
a smart move by nintendo, since that's most of their audience

that's the power of irony and memes folks, be warned, tomorrow you will be grilling you own leg meat for food because who would do that lol that's such a bad idea hehe hahaha

h-how will he ever get the hot dog out?

with his mouth after a long sweaty day of cooking the dog with his ass

I hope next time they put cyanide.

badman means something very different here in bongland so this made me kek

t. art illiterate

I fucking cant

it's the same shit you put on kids' nails to stop them biting them
and it's only the label that's treated
the guy in OP's pic is genuinely fucking retarded because the bit he's tasting doesn't even taste bitter

I may not like his art but he is pretty fast

now this is new

Nintendo sucks so bad even the taste of their cartridges resembles shit

I miss the smell of sega genesis cartridges

>lets lick plastic from nipland doesnt matter where its been

Some nefarious person could have their fun with this.

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>succcc

Let's see...
>kids game designed for kids
>made to taste bad
>to keep kids
>from choking on kids game

>grown adults
>are buying kids games
>made for kids
>and putting them in their mouth

Why are nintendon'ts the worst kind of stupid?

what if i get off by tasting disgusting shit

>from nipland
You mean from china?

ofcourse he is, he is one of those pathetic quantity over quality shockartists

t. pathetic quantity over quality fetishartist

This image could have a sequel titled BADMAN vs BADMAN. All you'd have to do is draw spurdo with a Jamacian hat and dreads.

It's gaming journalism. Important part of their attempt at clickbait.

Only dumb assholes buy Switch cartridges.

>shitman

That's why I was unaware of this thing.

I'm not stupid my famalamdingdong.

It's Nintendo telling their games are for those that have shit tastes.

Why did Varg dye his hair black?