Directed by Hideo Kojima

>Directed by Hideo Kojima
>Designed by Peter Molyneux
>Funded by an Inafune Kickstarter
>Sold by Capcom
>Developed by Hello Games
>Written by Hamburger Helper
>Quality control by Bioware
>Marketed by EA
>Twitter account run by Phil Fish

Sounds like a story you would tell late at night while sitting around a bonfire in camp Sup Forums.

>Made with Unity.

>Shilled by Blizzard

>hardware accessory by nintendo

>It's yet another Sonic reboot.

>exclusively for Xbox One

>porn parody by the actors of Meme Lover

>animated and voice acting by Bethesda

>featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series

>Optimized by From Software

>Character designs by Shadman

>paid episodic format

>exclusive Best Buy pre-order bonus DLC

You forgot MEEEEEEEEEE

>Green-lit on Steam

>free to play with everything good being a microtransaction

>survival and crafting system

>Games for Windows Live

>Bethesda also handled beta testing/QA

>Bethesda involved in any way

We might as well say "made by Bethesda" and be done with it.

>Playtested and optimized by Valve.

>Locked on 60fps

>locked on cinematic 24 FPS

>Locked in 30fps

>balance patch by Blizzard
>voice acting by russians
>textures by hamburger helper

Jesus Christ. this image just makes my unnerved

>locked in 720p

VR only

>paid mods from gaben

>Written by this guy

>Only available at selected Walmart retailers

>game has no writers

>presented by Todd Howard

>competitive

>localized by Nintendo

>advised by Anita Sarkeesian

>PC optimization by Ubisoft

GOTY

>presented by that black bitch from ubisoft

>pirated by moot

>translated by NoA

& Knuckles

But Dark Souls 2 was really well optimized.

>winner of the BLACKED.com sponsored GOTY award

Results in
> Overall GOTY by critics and players consensus on gotypicks

>protected by Denuvo

>not for sale in AUS.

>content morality reviewed by NoA

>diversity by Bioware

>Written by Junji Ito
Fixed that for you

>ending written by Junji Ito

>supervised by Mac Walters

>always online
>can only buy it from steam
>launching it from steam, launches uplay which launches origin which launches internet explorer webpage for the game where you have to log in every time and then a splash screen that has barely any options

>Planning by Team ICO

A Game That Does Not Exist

WOAH

YOU DONT SAY :OOO

>supervised by Tetsuya Nomura

>Protected by VAC cheating will result in a permanent ban

>you need a korean social security number to register

>FROM THE GUY WHO PLAYED "BATTLEBORN"

>lore written by Nomura

>Badass character design by Gearbox

>Only available on Linux OSs

>a FEDORA exclusive

>balanced by blizzard

after gutting the lighting engine, yeah