What's happening here?

What's happening here?

I really wanna cuddle with Laura and fill her with kisses.

H Jackman is unironically a superb actor. I only like that shitty movie because his performance

That part at the end where the kids use their powers
HOLY SHIT THAT WAS BRUTAL

No, it was cringe. I hate kids in movies

Is Logan worth watching? I'm tired as fuck of capeshit and I'd rather not spend the money on a dying franchise.
But I do love a slow buildup action western.

If it ain't The Last of Us Claw Edition ™ then I don't know if I'l care. I want a good movie, not a good movie "for a superhero movie"

Sup Forums pedophilia leaking, as always

>gave tlou to a friend before even getting the car

The story wasn't worth some of the most boring TPS gameplay I've encountered. Stealth was shit too.

Kill yourself casual

Congrats, kid. You now fit in with all the other contrarians.

Am i the only one who thinks logan was overrated? Im not trying to (you)'s. Take out the head cutoffs, the movie is a bore to watch. They didnt even try to slow down during professor x's death. It just kind of happened

The last of us was painfully mediocre, and only really got attention because it opens with a girl getting shot.

Logan was one of the few films I've seen that's both depressing, and satisfying at the same time. The child actor that plays X23 is remarkably good.

They should have removed any and all action scenes and also the children, the spics and X24. It should have just been about Logan, Charles and Caliban going into the woods to die.

...

haha nice undertails meme bro

The Last of Us was an influential piece of pop-culture.

it was not cringe at all, autismo

retard

>boring

absolute pleb who can't into atmosphere.

Why does it seem like these types of movies always seem to do so well so often?

Grown man + girl = money?

Is that really all it takes?

>tlou invented the Man + Little Girl plotline

tolu probably copied from Hugh Jackman in Les Miserables if anything.

Go see it

Is logan supposed to be after the wolverine, but then why does he have the adamantium claws again. And why didnt he regen at the end?

>Not The Road

nothing :^)

>Wolverine
>can survive a point black nuclear detonation
>his supposedly super power clone
>gets killed with a single bullet to the head
Can someone explain this shit to me?

>TLOU invented the "hardboiled action hero protects little girl" plot

kek

The movie already did it for you

Multiple times

>disagreeing with paid for reviews and tabloid reviewers who don't even play games is considered contrarian

I'm worried that this movie is just about shoehorning a girl into becoming the new wolverine, now that Jackman is getting ooooold.

God damn it, where is Daken when you need him.

is this movie as good as spy kids?

>Why didn't he regen?
Adamantium poisoning

Also both LoU and Road end with exact same line.

Its an adamantium bullet. The adamantium is what is slowly killing him, thus why Logan can't heal as fast and is getting sicker

I unironically agree

Roadmind

logan is anti borders propaganda

fuck that shit

Second half, yes. But the first half was this.

Yes. See Leon: The Professional.

flicks
no video games found

>Just that one part where the the fags going to prom yell USA to the illegals
That's it. Canadia let's refugees cross freely.

>"I need your help"
>"Get the fuck away from me"

>Max walks away into the sunset wth a duffelbag full of money
Why? He should've died in peace.

Right down to the dead black folks.

I wonder if Ellie will have infecto-powers in TLOU p2

Kino

Stories of surrogate fathers are seen as exceptional and heartwarming because parental instincts are viewed as innate in women while a man acting wholesomely paternal towards a child is seen as extraordinary at best and disingenuous/predatory at worst.

fictional stories of surrogate fathers allow us to watch a wholesome adult man/young girl relationship unfold while knowing, comfortably, that it IS wholesome. in real life, there's too much of an underlying assumption that all men are predatory, unrestrainable sexual beasts. it's why diaper changing stations are still more common in women's restrooms than men's, why divorce courts favor the mother, why male babysitters/nannies/teachers in child education are almost unheard of, etc.

and yet, even though of course men are not inherent sexual beasts, and even though of course men can care for women (and young girls) in a purely platonic/paternal way, i guarantee you that there's porn of hugh jackman fucking that little girl and i guarantee you there's a ton of it

I agree
The other kids were terrible

Especially the fat black kid, ice breath girl, and nature manipulation(?) girl
The latter two always doing obnoxious and exaggerated facial expressions.

Not to mention that the leader kid looked and acted exactly like Rufio from Hook

>post apocalyptic movie
>grown man is noble character
>takes care of little girl
>girl is smug, spouts one liners

man was secretly a pedo the whole time

They made wolverine into a faggot pussy.
The feminist agenda hurts.

They both ripped off Children of Men.

>They made wolverine into a faggot pussy
The the fuck do he actually mean by this?

It was realistic for him to be an old man driven only by moments of intense fury.
However the whole "Well these kids all had mexican mothers so enjoy your mexican Xmen cast in 10 years" worried me.

>Virus that kills all X in 25 years
Ok

You're only half right

Logan's plot is pretty similar to Children of Men though.

LOGAN game when?

How so?

>mfw X-men's mutant condition perma-discussion will now be used as immigration allegory by Hollywood

Anyone here that read the comic (Old Man Logan) the movie is loosely based on? How depressing is the movie?

Is it as sad and bleak as the comic? All heroes are dead except the weak ones, if they are not dead, they are 110% villains, villains rule America, Red Skull wear go around all day as the president while wearing Captain America´s suit, Thor toast and his hammer is a cheap tourist attraction, nobody gave a shit about Hawkeye since he was weak so he got to live, Logan is pretty much a little bitch since he killed the entire X-men team.

I´m guessing they replaced Hulk´s incest son with X-23?

How wrong am I? Try to not spoil how the the movie since I´m going to see it tomorrow, just don´t want to be overhyped.

No mutants born for years, mutant kind is dying out. Aging main character tasked with transporting a girl that could be their only hope. You can't deny there are a lot of similarities. Several reviews of Logan noted it.

>The last of us was painfully mediocre

Shut the fuck up.

While it's true there are very few mutants/people with super powers left, there is someone at fault for it. The movie focuses more on Logan and his relationships with the very few people left around him. And the main plotline is very much like TLoU, not that it's a bad thing in any way.

You should go see it, it's hard to say what happened/how much it relates to Old Man Logan without giving too much away. I can say that movie Logan didn't kill X-Men team though.

Well first of all, remember that the studio that makes the X-men movies are different to the other Marvel movies so there are no mention nor appearance of another hero.

Here it seems like it was Proffesor X the one who killed several other X-men but aside for just one instance where this is mentioned there are almost no explanation to what happened in the last 30 years, aside from the poisoning in the food and water to prevent the born of more mutants

The movie is pretty good in my opinion, in fact one of the best capemovies i've ever seen, but keep in mind that i'm not much of a fan of movies

>I can say that movie Logan didn't kill X-Men team though.
...It was implied.
"Logan... what did you do?"
RIGHT after the discussion about the Xmen being his family and logan noting they're not around
HEAVILY implied.

>Logan didn´t kill the X-men
Well fuck. Sucks to hear really. Because you could really feel the pain whenever Logan tries to fight back but is too afraid to get his claws out since that only brings back how he slaughtered everyone.

But yeah, I will see it. I´m just kind of cautious and scared the movie will be bad, with the mention of super mutant spic kids saving the day or something. I will try to get all the hype away before tomorrow.

He was trying to protect Xavier, Xavier had forgotten what he had done due to his amnesia and only remembered at the families house.

Xavier was drugged as fuck at that part of the movie.

The kids are braindead retards and the movie would be been better if they were slaughtered/given brains. X23 is great though.

Well technically the spic kids are fucking useless (with the exception of X-23) so don't worry about that

>missing Charles' entire bed time speech later

Did you just turn off your brain or something?

One is a shitty movie and the other is Logan

considering mexican babies make up about 52% of the current U.S baby population it makes sense lol.

This. What are you talking about, ? Explain yourself.

They're going back.
All I got from it was "I'm so happy Logan give me a big old kiss an- Aw you fucker"

>Going to the movie alone tomorrow because no one I know wants to see it since they thought the trailers were downers
>Going because I just want to see a grim dark super hero movie where Hugh Jackman is suffering with Patrick Stewart and have a girl tag along to teach her the ropes
Is it normal to go to the cinemas alone? And would you say is the best cape movie since Dark Knight series?

not a little girl

No one cares if you go by yourself. You don't even have to buy tickets from humans anymore at most theaters.

Its better seeing movies alone in general.

>ctrl + f lone wolf and cub
>0 results
>ctrl + f lone wolf & cub
>0 results
>ctrl + f lone w
>0 results
>ctrl + f road to perdition
>0 results
Fuck this thread and everyone in it.

>I am a weeb

You should have actually listened to what he was saying then.

"I'm so happy, Logan. You don't know how perfect this night has been. It's the best day I've had in a long time, and yet... I don't deserve it. I remember now. I did something- something terrible. Logan?"

Something like that. Not to mention you missed the report in the car after Charles mindfucked the entire hotel casino. Where it talks about the incident being very much like one that happened a year prior that ended with a bunch of deaths, seven of them being the X-*Logan turns off the radio*.

It's the anti-capeshit superhero movie. There's no stupidly high stakes situation, no "you gotta save the world!!!!!" bullshit, just Logan, Professor X, the kid, and some comfy feels

lol who cares nerd

Logan's plot actually isn't much like it at all aside from the surface level similarity.

>I am a child

No idea where you live, but the state of the society is such that a lone grown man can´t go to the Cinema alone without getting stares from everyone. Good luck trying to catch something remotely associated with children also being there, you will be treated as a pervert. A friend once told me a mother had her child seat moved away from him when he went alone watching Finding Dorey Alone, the dude looks like a respectable normal white handsome man.
Sure, but I can not wait for the BD/rips.

There's a sizable difference between a guy going to a violent R-rated action movie alone versus Finding Dory, user. Come on.

is this shit for real? i saw logan by myself on account of it getting my country's equivalent of NC-17 and all my friends being underage and nobody gave a damn, there were a few lone guys in the room too.

Going alone to the theater is comfy as hell, you can geek out and enjoy it all for yourself

>when hes describing Xavier's gravesite

>Not going during a school day with beer and meat snacks

Ah, well I'm retarded, I heard the school one, but I thought it was a regular school, didn't quite occur to me what was being said.
Also the whole "Mutants being poisoned" thing everyone is talking about flew way over my head too.

>Muh adult movies
Restriction are at best you must be 15. But that does not apply if they got a guardian/parent with them (dont even have to be with them in the salon, just accompany them to the ticketcheck). Kids go to anything remotely capeshit.

No, you missed my point. An adult male going to a kids movie by himself is going to be judged more harshly than if he's going to something like Logan.

Daddy...don't go
Please!

I really did shed a single strong tear. It went all the way down to my chin. I don't even like Xmen that much, but the struggle I know Wolverine has had... Never thought I could feel that for a fake person.

It was like watching Eli die for the first time in Episode2.
But worse because Jackman was really good at it...

Please, if he went with someone, even another adult, no one would bat an eye.

Yeah, no shit. What are you even talking about?

Lone men can´t do activities out of their homes alone.

It felt like there was a scene missing after X's death.

Like hes clutching his wound and Wolverine throws him into the back of the truck and hes still clearly alive. Then later they immediately go to Wolverine finishing burying him.

That's a lot of dose.

The movie is nowhere near as depressing as Old Man Logan.


Old man logan is like the most depressing start to a comic book ever.

Someone is inventing a connection out of a vague coincidence and you're trying to force it into a shitty meme for some incomprehensible reason