What the fuck is this

What the fuck is this

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Obviously it's a hidden gem. A cult classic.

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Is it time to ban metacritic threads yet? Only 15 year old shitheads are posting them at this point.

>magical girl

Why isn't Sup Forums all over this?

they didn't pay them enough.

NINTENDOOMED
remind that his primary "exclusive" (*also on WiiU *also on CEMU) is a peice of shit

>20fps
>720 or 900p
>AWFUL ps3 era graphics
>4 dungeons
>all dungeons look same
>can beat the game in 12 minutes
>bosses are 50% reskins
>even worse combat than twilight princess
>weapon durability
>5 magic spells (all shown at E3)
>terrible voice acting
>walking simulator thanks to big empty world
>few "towns" with 4 buildings each
>menus every 5 seconds
>no enemy diversity
>stamina bar
>hard mode is paid DLC
>literal fucking ubisoft towers
>poor soundtrack
>final boss doesn't even move
>amiibo exclusive items including fierce deity set

>tfw the switch will never get a masterpiece like Meme Run

This isn't a thread to shit on the Switch, mate. There's games like this on the PS4 now too, like Life of Black Tiger. And all the fucking shit on steam. Just wondering why they even allow this kind of shit on any store.

anything can get the Nintendo Seal of Quality in current year

A piece of garbage Switchfags will put on their lists of 'must play' to make their system look more appealing like the others do

I agree. These last two weeks have been horrible.

Also if that game's real, I'm heavily considering getting it.

>youtube.com/watch?v=MBmZIIk9VQQ

It's literally Superman 64, what the fuck.

It is real also if even Nintendo shill sites are saying its bad, it must be bad
metacritic.com/game/switch/vroom-in-the-night-sky

yeah i guess thats why the user rating is awful too huh

>mfw you're right

literally looks like a chink mobile game, hahahahahhaahahahha

One of the many exclusives the Switch has to offer. Buy one now!

Ahhh yesss I love love LOVE these hidden gems!!!

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The sequel everyone always wanted

Oh man dont you love games where your main character moves like the floor is made of grease?

Holy shit its so bad

I was told any good reviews are paid for so I think this game may be the best game ever.

>cute anime girl

fuck yeah buying this day 1.

Surely there's got to be some sort of middle ground.

Lol damn this shit is gonna drag down the Switch overall score on Metacritic's list at the end of the year.

So if this is Nintendo's Life of a Black Tiger which game is Microsoft's?

The only way to truly know is by playing it. I won't do that to myself.

It's like if Kirby Air Ride and NiGHTS had everything that made them good removed and had a baby

It's a great game.

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Keep fighting that console war, homie.

You're winning.

I almost bought it on the spot because it had a magical girl in it tbqh

Holy shit. True video game kino.

So they don't care about quality anymore they'll accept any game as long as it runs.

>reading a review
>one of the complaints is that it used a different button layout for confirm or cancel
grasping

>mfw ps1 graphics

>>can beat the game in 12 minutes
Except it's fifty, it's twelve from some planes or whatever it was, not the full game.
I mean I know this is a shitpost, but at least get your facts straight

travel through the drivel of indie games released on that platform and you will eventually find something.

>Duplicate file exists here

NiGHTS into Memes

LIFE OF BLACK TIGER BTFO

>It is a promotion movie of [Vroom in the night sky] scheduled to be released as Nintendo Switch download software on March 3, 2017.

>tfw this game runs better than zelda

holy shit what the fuck
youtube.com/watch?v=MBmZIIk9VQQ
this is life of black tiger tiers of bad jesus christ

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if it wasn't a nintendo exclusive it would have easly got 11.

inb4 some asspained Nintenbro posts those 2 PlayStation vids of that shitty tiger game and that RPG.

can I get a devkit of a switch relatively cheap, if this is the case?

It's $500

That's just Sonybros voting down a good game like they tried to do with BotW.

youtu.be/uM523jjrvf4

youtube.com/watch?v=SMnMOEB1zmE

big rigs motorcycle version

Nintendomination at it again

Took you long enough.

No toddler this shit is worst than your video

The music cracks me up every time
youtube.com/watch?v=DVl9XNs8jqw

>Nintendo shill sites are saying its bad
Difference is that Ninty has money for pay shill review while the other doesn't

This would be considered a cult classic today if it were released on the Dreamcast.

>That shit
Good lord, Is switch going to be the new Ouya?

>going to be
by a lot of accounts it already is

It can probably run on the Dreamcast's hardware.

>Tsukie! Lets battle!
>I'm not Tsukie! I'm Luna!
REVIEW EOP NIGGERS DIDN'T GET THE JOLE THIS IS 10/10

youtube.com/watch?v=2NGPH_Et3hs

God damn it just gets better.

>That engrish