What the fuck is this
What the fuck is this
Obviously it's a hidden gem. A cult classic.
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Is it time to ban metacritic threads yet? Only 15 year old shitheads are posting them at this point.
>magical girl
Why isn't Sup Forums all over this?
they didn't pay them enough.
NINTENDOOMED
remind that his primary "exclusive" (*also on WiiU *also on CEMU) is a peice of shit
>20fps
>720 or 900p
>AWFUL ps3 era graphics
>4 dungeons
>all dungeons look same
>can beat the game in 12 minutes
>bosses are 50% reskins
>even worse combat than twilight princess
>weapon durability
>5 magic spells (all shown at E3)
>terrible voice acting
>walking simulator thanks to big empty world
>few "towns" with 4 buildings each
>menus every 5 seconds
>no enemy diversity
>stamina bar
>hard mode is paid DLC
>literal fucking ubisoft towers
>poor soundtrack
>final boss doesn't even move
>amiibo exclusive items including fierce deity set
>tfw the switch will never get a masterpiece like Meme Run
This isn't a thread to shit on the Switch, mate. There's games like this on the PS4 now too, like Life of Black Tiger. And all the fucking shit on steam. Just wondering why they even allow this kind of shit on any store.
anything can get the Nintendo Seal of Quality in current year
A piece of garbage Switchfags will put on their lists of 'must play' to make their system look more appealing like the others do
I agree. These last two weeks have been horrible.
Also if that game's real, I'm heavily considering getting it.
>youtube.com
It's literally Superman 64, what the fuck.
It is real also if even Nintendo shill sites are saying its bad, it must be bad
metacritic.com
yeah i guess thats why the user rating is awful too huh
>mfw you're right
literally looks like a chink mobile game, hahahahahhaahahahha
One of the many exclusives the Switch has to offer. Buy one now!
Ahhh yesss I love love LOVE these hidden gems!!!
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The sequel everyone always wanted
Oh man dont you love games where your main character moves like the floor is made of grease?
Holy shit its so bad
I was told any good reviews are paid for so I think this game may be the best game ever.
>cute anime girl
fuck yeah buying this day 1.
Surely there's got to be some sort of middle ground.
Lol damn this shit is gonna drag down the Switch overall score on Metacritic's list at the end of the year.
So if this is Nintendo's Life of a Black Tiger which game is Microsoft's?
The only way to truly know is by playing it. I won't do that to myself.
It's like if Kirby Air Ride and NiGHTS had everything that made them good removed and had a baby
It's a great game.
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Keep fighting that console war, homie.
You're winning.
I almost bought it on the spot because it had a magical girl in it tbqh
Holy shit. True video game kino.
So they don't care about quality anymore they'll accept any game as long as it runs.
>reading a review
>one of the complaints is that it used a different button layout for confirm or cancel
grasping
>mfw ps1 graphics
>>can beat the game in 12 minutes
Except it's fifty, it's twelve from some planes or whatever it was, not the full game.
I mean I know this is a shitpost, but at least get your facts straight
travel through the drivel of indie games released on that platform and you will eventually find something.
>Duplicate file exists here
NiGHTS into Memes
LIFE OF BLACK TIGER BTFO
>It is a promotion movie of [Vroom in the night sky] scheduled to be released as Nintendo Switch download software on March 3, 2017.
>tfw this game runs better than zelda
holy shit what the fuck
youtube.com
this is life of black tiger tiers of bad jesus christ
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if it wasn't a nintendo exclusive it would have easly got 11.
inb4 some asspained Nintenbro posts those 2 PlayStation vids of that shitty tiger game and that RPG.
can I get a devkit of a switch relatively cheap, if this is the case?
It's $500
That's just Sonybros voting down a good game like they tried to do with BotW.
youtube.com
big rigs motorcycle version
Nintendomination at it again
Took you long enough.
No toddler this shit is worst than your video
The music cracks me up every time
youtube.com
>Nintendo shill sites are saying its bad
Difference is that Ninty has money for pay shill review while the other doesn't
This would be considered a cult classic today if it were released on the Dreamcast.
>That shit
Good lord, Is switch going to be the new Ouya?
>going to be
by a lot of accounts it already is
It can probably run on the Dreamcast's hardware.
>Tsukie! Lets battle!
>I'm not Tsukie! I'm Luna!
REVIEW EOP NIGGERS DIDN'T GET THE JOLE THIS IS 10/10
God damn it just gets better.
>That engrish