"Been waitin 6 hundo yeas fo this."

"Been waitin 6 hundo yeas fo this."

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"We're marooned. 20,000 souls adrift at sea."
>Nigga, I can't swim!

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bro there has to be a mod to fix these fucking characters.

It's the eyes. The eyes are fucking horrifying. The faces look shitty but are normal enough, it's the unflinching doll eyes that push
everything over the edge.

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"Every team needs it's token black guy, and Liam is ours."

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yep
like man the characters look fucking dead
it's like they've experienced some sort of horror that took their souls away or something

when will someone reverse this to make her moonwalk

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The graphics look worse and worse with every clip they reveal.

I don't even need to mention the animations.

there's a day one patch of course
The streams today looked fine

AYOO HOL UP THESE BEEF JERKY ASS LOOKIN SALARIANZ BE ALL RAYCIS AN SHEEIT
WE WAS REEPRZ N SHEEIT

HOL UP....YOU SAY....WE WUZ...LIKE....AYO HOL UP...LEMME GET DIS STRAIT....SO YOU BE....SAYUN LIKE....LIKE WE WUZ....LIKE....WE BE....IN SUM FINNA.....NUTHA GALACKSEE OR SUM SHIIIEEEEETTTTT?????

Does this joke even work when we already know Liam has a brit accent?

can someone post the punching gif and the disarm one and other shitty animations? my friend is convinced the animations arent that bad and i need to send him more of these.

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'Course it does.
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Maybe I'm blind, but I don't see anything immediately wrong with this one. The characters universally have bad facial animation in dialogue scenes, but on this they just got jolted and people make weird faces all the time when stuff like that happens in real life.

I'm going to get nightmares from this.

Her eyes never lose contact of the NPC.

I'm curious, how does gravity still operate in that hallway? And why is PB unaffected?

Woah.

FITNA

THAT BILLIE JEAN IS NOT MY LOVER

I like that armor design though

Ministry of Silly Walks

Can you fug the Turian chick? That's really all I care about.

Oh yes. And by the looks of things, she's the only female worth fucking.

It's ironic how the least human alien is the most attractive of them all.

deep inside
the abandoning manlet

Excellent. That is pretty much my only reason for even considering this game. Everyone else but her and the Asari who isn't poopee is fucking disgusting looking.

walk the dinosaur

It's so obvious they put no effort into this game or the marketing for it. Literally no one gives a fuck about this shit.

Watching the stream earlier it seems they learned their lesson from Jacob and Liam isn't an Obnoxious stereotypical black guy but actually a bit of a bro

But his black ass is going to stay on the ship while me and Cora secure the existence for future white children

Plenty of people do.
See: Reddit.

You white boys are too scared to interact with a black person.

I thought he was going to be just another jacob but after the Pax East stream he seems alright.

Better than Peepoo at least.

Best girl

bait

what a cutie

It's not even that she's ugly, it's that there's something actually wrong with her face. She could be a 7-10 if Bioware animated her properly and did something about that basically impossible cheek structure.

Remember the good old days?

If they fixed the cheeks and the soulless eyes, she'd be okay.

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>it's like they've experienced some sort of horror that took their souls away or something
They all got humped by Pee Shee

I remember commanding Zaalbar to finish her off

Good old Mission. Stupid name, but great character.

Also manipulating her lifelong friend Zaalbard into killing her because of his oath of servitude and then feel guilty about it and attack me only to be rightfully struck down felt pretty good.

Terrible.

I can't, I fucking can't. My sides can't take anymore.

What is she "supposed" to be doing?!

Did anyone even do quality control for this game?

>blacks, piggu faces, budget allocation in marketing more than design check!

bioware canada seal of quality!

Why exactly are they going to Andromeda anyway? The Milky Way get fucked or something?

TOO PRETTY

CENSOR THIS

SO YOU BE SAYIN

>screams internally

To escape the Reapers in case they couldn't be stopped in the Milky Way.

Except they left before the Reapers were widely known, so they should still be talking about the "Geth flagship".

It doesn't matter. Mass Effect's plot is fucked beyond all salvage and the only way to make sequels is to move it to a whole different galaxy.

My niggas

Oh my goodness.

She's better than the fucking squad-mates.

NANI?

>rightfully

"Zaalbard" did nothing wrong you stupid fuck

Except be a
BIG
STUPID
WALKING
CARPET

I'll torrent it and play it if I can (my toaster might possibly object to the tragic lack of optimization), but my expectations are low. As long as it's mildly diverting, I'll keep playing despite the constant disappointment.

Hope for the best but expect the worst.