If you could have any Pokemon what would it be?

If you could have any Pokemon what would it be?

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Braixen
Gardevoir
Lopunny
Ditto

What this guy said. Also, Zangoose

One who remembers to keep his shit on /vp/

litten

Litten is dumb

I'd enjoy having a edgy housecat who could become a personal trainer.

Take your poor man's digimon and fuck off

you already know the answer, OP

of course digimon is the obvious choice.

medicham

My man.

Do you guys coordinate to shitpost or something?

you're one to talk

I'd pick Lugia if I could but sex with a 17th creature would be awkward.

The fire/flying manlet would do though. Or Aerodactyl for those feet made for grabbing.

Barneyfag, Barneyfag, Barneyfag, I summon thee to this thread

its been 15 minutes, i'm starting to get worried

ditto

Machoke

What Pokemon game are you guys playing right now?

PokeMMO

Either dratini or if it can't evolve, dragonite

Slowbro

Sudowoodo

Zoroark for Illusion shenanigans.

Also fug. Mainly for fug.

... maybe Arceus?

female gardevoir

Typhlosion

Well, if we're doing Digimon too, I'd pick one of these cuties. Not sure which, but it doesn't really matter, hmm?

what the fuck did Hiroshimoot do to my waifus

Turned them into Link.

I like the guy on the left the most to be honest.

t...that's not zelda

swinub

why would i wanna be a pokemon when i could be a human who goal is to fuck them all?

this desu senpai

reading comprehension retard

but your brain is in the right mindset

>be a pokemon
OP said have
Just ask pic to create rest of them.

this faggot clown

The fluffiest Pokemon in the game.

Thats not a Typhlosion.

So what makes Blaziken sexier than Sceptile or Swampert?

All I can think of is the fluff.

(S)he's not.

source?
really cute style

This adorable pokemon

Sceptile is a he. No exceptions

Thats fine, but I meant Blaziken.

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Furret because he's my fucking nigga, in every game where he is available he's my man. I dont' care if he's a shitmon, there'll always be one in my fucking team.

Don't know what I'd do with him IRL tho

i wanna argue for fun but you keep posting mons i wanna fug

Glaceon is mine. I've claimed him.

this one

Sorry.

I just want to cuddle. Combat viability isn't particularly relevant in my life.

Between Garchonp and Charizard.

He's dead, Tim.

Typhlosion doesn't look like that you faggot. Go suck the aids riddled jizz out of your daddy's asshole.

Its not. Blaziken just looks the best with tits. It's stupid.

Swampert is for cute.

Vaporeon

It's all about the t h i c c tails