Favorite video game

Favorite video game
Darkest secret

>All the shitposting tonight and no one's up for a good ol' secrets thread
Damn shame.

PMD: Explorers of sky
I have spent more money on Japanese furshit than I'd like to admit

cave story

I'm a cat

Fire Emblem heroes. I have spent over 1000 us Dollyroos. Pic related.

I'm all for it too, but it doesn't help when you don't start with your own favorite game and darkest secret.

Pics or gtfo.

Dark Souls

I took advice from Sup Forums on how to tell a girl that I love her and now we're dating

That's my favorite game too
god tier taste my dude

Majora's Mask
The 14 year old girl next door has the hots for me and I've been very close to doing something I shouldn't.

Congrats, user.

mhfu
My grandfather was a nazi

you keep your urges to yourself user.

Please don't user, unless you too are 14, in which case get off my board

I have no idea if you care or not, but just understand that you will be fucking her up sexually and emotionally for years in the future.

try p3rd if you haven't user
>My grandfather was a nazi
It's okay, most people are apparently nazis these days.

This.

Wait four years, user. Being charged with a sex crime will ruin your life

Don't worry, I didn't do anything, and I won't.

dark souls
im about to get a bachelors in software development and i dont enjoy coding

Wind Waker
I've dreamt about getting fucked by one black and one white wolf men. I don't remember if they took turns or whatever, but I remember feeling confused with myself after waking up, like I've got self discovering to do or something.

Marvel vs Capcom 2
I cheated on my wife a few years ago. I felt incredibly guilty afterwards, so much so that the thought of doing it again makes me sick, but I still did it and I haven't told her. Don't think I ever will either.

Paper Mario
I was raped as a child of 5 (male) by an older teen (female). No, I didn't enjoy it. Yes, I now have an /ss/ fetish

Digital Devil Saga
people think I'm mysterious and brooding but it's really just autism

>Favorite video game
Ocarina of Time or Breath of the Wild
>Darkest secret
I'm a lolicon

If it doesn't make you uncomfortable, would you mind telling us what happened?

What did you think at the time, can you remember?

Heroes of Might and Magic 3
A few years back I accidentally killed a kid when driving home from work from a graveyard shift. She was crossing the road and it was dark as fuck and I didn't see her until it was too late. Nobody knows it was me and people think it was a drunk driver. It still keeps me up at night thinking about it and I'm contemplating suicide or coming clean or both.

>it's a "this thread is totally vidya if I preface my non-vidya discussion with a tacked-on, inconsequential vidya question" episode

Stupid kid shouldn't have been out in the dark.

New Vegas

Pedo. I have to keep my distance away from kids and alcohol because paranoia.

>copypaste the worst, darkest secrets in these threads
>repost and rephrase them in future threads, attaching them to games I hate the most

Either Yoshi's Island or Mario Maker.
I fantasize about fucking my best friend's wife all the time. I think about her every day, and honestly sometimes I think they're aware of how I feel, but of all people in this world I can't screw over my best friend.

could you tell how was it? I'll understan if you don't, though

S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
i don't know how many will believe me, but I had some nudes/videos of my beautiful mother (off her laptop) when I was younger and done it a few times to them. I know this place will probably think it's the best thing ever, but you have no idea the guilt and disgust that came over me. I've since then deleted them so no pics, and plead to never do it again as a teen

i think I became like that because when I was 5, my older cousin of 17 (not pretty) would make me makeout with her at nights when she came over. Never told anyone and last I heard she cheated on her bf with some sleaze and now lives in a shihole while her ex-bf is living rich (very smart person)

And no I'm not southern.

Crash Bandicoot 2

I tried to strangle my cat to death because I couldn't take putting him down. I didn't succeed though I did fuck up his windpipe.

details?

It was a memory that I had suppressed but had a relapse maybe 6 years ago where I remembered it vaguely. I'm fortunately not negatively affected by it and have been able to have relationships with women since.

All I remember was her playing it off as a game "that adults play" and that she would show me how to do it. She brought me close and took off my pants and played with me/tried to stick it in her. I was a fuckin' five year old with a child-sized dick so I wonder if she even got it in her properly.

i use Sup Forums for game recommendations sometimes as i use Sup Forums sometimes for music recommendations. this thread is good for me but i think the secrets are pretty interesting too.

what makes the secret thing any more inconsequential than most of the other shit talked about in these threads

I don't believe you

Skyrim

I work for the CIA and with the help of Hiroshima datamine these threads and track your interests and "secrets" that aren't so secret to anyone

Silent Hill 2

5 years I went to school with a girl I fell in love with and I could never get over her or fall in love with another person since. I think of her every day and sometimes I drive by her house on my way home from work just for the feeling of being close to her.

I have a lot of favorites, right now it's Rimworld.

I am sexually attracted to the color green.

>That secret
Why didn't you just put him down, user? It would have been so much more peaceful for him.

Don't believe me then.

>Couldn't take putting him down but can fucking strangle him

When you say "couldn't take" do you mean couldn't afford? Because I can't see how you would have an easier time strangling a fucking animal than watching it peacefully drift off into death.

how can you be so stupid?

>user is so retarded he doesn't know that the DHS and FBI handle homeland investigations whereas CIA's jurisdiction is strictly in foreign entities

How does that work

How did you know this woman? I would assume that she wasn't a complete stranger

What kind of fucked up logic is that

>

...

>he doesn't know the CIA can spy on everyone in America
>he trusts the CIA to stay in their own jurisdiction
Did you not catch the Vault7 stuff?

Deus ex

When I was 10 an older boy got me to do lewd things with him. I don't remember everything but I still feel violated today

...

Rome Total War

I have a plan to kill my wife in case she cheats on me

MGS1

Im handsome and my friends call me a mans man but Im pretty sure I have a bipolar disorder. I antagonize and alienate all my friends because of my superiority complex and vanity. I will never admit my faults to anyone. I also told my cousin the reason her dad was in jail cause he was a pedo. I had no right

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. CoP
I'm an english teacher in Japan and want to bang half of my class

I honestly can't tell you the answer. I felt that if I was the one to do it then I would have vindicated his 14 years on his Earth. It felt right but I think my heart kicked in while I was doing it and watching his eyes tear it up and the raspy meows got to me. I hold onto my failure because it makes me feel human and makes me believe I'm not heartless.

>Because I can't see how you would have an easier time strangling a fucking animal than watching it peacefully drift off into death.
>What kind of fucked up logic is that


Listen, I loved my cat for 14 long years and he helped me through a lot of dark and hard times. I have nothing but love for the little guy. I remember when I first saw him as a newborn and brought him in my own. We were together in life and I thought it was best that I be the one to carry him to death.

I can relate.

System Shock 2
I think I have repressed memories of strangling someone as a kid. They started coming back when I turned 21, and I'm terrified of asking my folks about it. I'm saving some money to try and work it out with a shrink.

Fucking Christ, user, what are you doing

You're still a moron

She was a friend of my sister's that somehow managed to get me alone in her house. We weren't neighbors but lived in a small community.

I found out later by asking my senpai about it and apparently this girl had done similar things to other boys too. She had grown up in a house where her parents would do it right in front of her in the same room. That would really fuck someone up I think. I don't hold a grudge but I remember feeling awfully scared of girls and older women for a long time after that.

you're fucked

talk it out with us here. save your money.

RimWorld is great

I like a lot of games, let's say Monster Hunter 3U
as a kid I was trying to fuck my sister but didn't knew how, so we just lied naked on top of eachother

Let's talk about it now, user. What do you remember?

CIA is very limited in domestic intelligence gathering
It's mostly the NSA and FBI who spy on Americans
CIA spies on non-Americans

Get your "who spies on who" right, ya spook

What is that master plan?

I'm the same way but with shoes.

like, the actual shoes.

anyone else? sneakers mostly for me.

I know this is a really inappropriate question but...what she at least qt?

STALKER: Shadows of Chernobyl

I've been pretending to be a liberal for the last 6 years, everyone assumes as much since I'm a spic in California but I voted for the wall.

Then SHOOT HIM
Don't make him suffer in the process like a heartless moron

You are a huge fucking idiot. Also, how the fuck do you think your cat felt when the person he trusted and loved all his life suddenly tried to kill him for no reason?
I despise you.

Mega Man X

Not so much a secret as my family and the HS I went too know of it but
>Be 15
>Have a High School bully who does stereotypical bully stuff, punched me, kicked me, and even stole my lunch money a few times
>One day I'm in the bathroom with him and he's insulting me per usual
>I snapped, and began bashing his head against the sink until he collapsed.
>He had a major concussion for a week or so
>Tried to apologize to him, but he just told me to leave him alone.
I think he was scared of me

By any chance, do you live near a vast arid God-forsaken desert?

I assume it involves someone getting caught

You disgust me, you are not an animal lover.

>I hold onto my failure because it makes me feel human and makes me believe I'm not heartless

Good on you for that, maybe I should feel the same when dealing with my guilt

I hate these threads because there's always a fuckface or two who openly admits to abusing animals

Like call me a tumblrina i don't care that shit puts me over the edge

I wouldn't have apologize. Good story user.

That's awesome

Don't feel bad.

What matters is you won't do it again.

The past is the past. You can't change it, and you'd only hurt her by telling her.

You know you fucked up and you know you won't do it again.

It made you a better man because you learned a fucking lesson.

Call me a fucking faggot but I never understood this. It's just an animal. Maybe its a spic thing (animals being just animals to the rest of the world other than the U.S)

If she was hot, then you're a faggot for not enjoying it.

I wanted to kiss females at age four. I'd fantasize about having six girlfriends.

A well established unspoken rule on this whole site is "Don't fuck with cats"
Anyone who calls you a moralfag for hating animal abusers is a baiting edgelord 100% of the time

>I didn't enjoy it
>I now like /ss/

I mean I love /ss/ myself but the logic there seems off to me

Is there a reason you can't tell her how you feel?

It's really not. It's my biggest regret. I probably gave the guy PTSD. I also said something really edgy during it.
"How's your blood taste motherfucker?!"

This site once destroyed a kid for abusing a cat, so you aren't alone.

kek, my 5 year-old eyes thought she was a qt. I don't know how she would look now though as I've since moved FAR away.

Maybe not my type though. I definitely prefer submissive girls now.

You can't change the past, homie.

Learn from it and move the fuck on. Morality is a human construction.

It's useful, but spilling the beans won't solve anything.

You don't need to be punished.

Only kill yourself if it's got nothing to do with the dead kid.

You should fucking neck yourself, keep your weird fetishes out of social issues. Would you tell a woman she's a dyke for not liking rapist cock? Go fuck yourself cunt

>"Don't fuck with cats"
Never forget Zippo Cat. Still makes me sad to think about it.

Don't make the same mistake I did.

It's not worth it.

Good man.

Loyalty is everything.

>the reason I'm not heartless is because I tried to strangle my cat to death but couldn't go through with it, damaging its windpipe in the process
if that's what you think of to remind yourself you're not heartless well then I don't ever want to meet you.

I can be pretty edgy and uncaring in general but I lose all rational when it comes to animals desu