I love my Switch, but

I love my Switch, but...

>Shit Wi-Fi range
>Have to put card details in every time you buy something
>No virtual console
>Nintendo pretty much silent since release not talking about upcoming features that were promised

When are we going to get some news from Nintendo?

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>Nintendo pretty much silent
They're figuring out how to fix the shit. Can't wait for Switch Pro reveal in two months from now

Ah finally, people are going to realize they paid $300 for a console with a whopping 1 game library.

Enjoy waiting 6 months to use it again.

I sit 2 floors below the router and my wi-fi signal quality is good. I wonder what's causing the issue for other users.

This system have an "not very documented" feature of actually outlasting the 3DS if the game sets the CPU/GPU into their slowest modes.
It lasts around 5 hours
If pokemon use that, and probably will, given it is most likely just the 3DS version upscaled, it will be quite good.

Also as a PA, DO NOT KEEP FULLY DISCHARGING AND RECHARGING ANY LITHIUM BATTERY DEVICE.
In the case of NICKEL batteries, like AA rechargeable batteries, it is correct to always fully discharge and fully recharge it, but in the case of LIPO/LI-ION batteries, the faster you recharge it the better.
And this include the 3DS,switch, vita, smartphones and wireless controllers in general.

>>Have to put card details in every time you buy something
The store is practically empty. How can this possibly be a problem?

I was sat in the same room literally 2 meters from my router earlier and had 2 bars.

>Do not play the Switch in docked mode

This is basically what you're saying, correct?

It's a problem because it doesn't store the information to your account regardless of parental controls or not

>Have to put card details in every time you buy something

What's wrong with this? it's more secure.

Because most of us don't have little retards running around using our switch for that to be a problem.

>They're figuring out how to fix the shit.

The controllers disconnecting, buffers jamming and tablets scratching are all hardware issues. They can't fix this shit. They've deliberately gone off the radar to avoid drawing attention to it and jeopardizing sales, then will silently release an updated model when stock demands it.

A lot of people are finding out the hard way that you should never buy a modern console at launch, ESPECIALLY if it's made by Nintendo.

The opposite.
Lithium batteries in general don't like to be taken to less than 90% of the full charge and you reduce their life quite a bit by always taking em to under 20%:
batteryuniversity.com/learn/article/how_to_prolong_lithium_based_batteries

It's the opposite of the "common sense".

Based

So many ""tech experts"" claim you need to drain the battery fully at least once a month and charge to 100% immediately after.

>doesn't know his debit card and credit cards' numbers and CVVs without looking at them

youtube.com/watch?v=Cb-srOfRqNc

That is correct if we're talking about nickel batteries, like those nimh AA rechargeable batteries.

Daily reminded that gimmicks ruins the console and that the 3ds was suppose to have a 480 resolution screen a bit of more strength but was fucked because gimmicks instead.

Sombody posted source on that but didnt save. Fuck

>no virtual console
1. Stop cucking yourself
2. Neo Geo games are already out

>Neo Geo games are already out
1. They're not Virtual Console games
2. *Also on PS4

No he's saying don't let the switch run out of power, and charge as frequently as you can.

So Spectre Knight I assume is not a free DLC you can get on the Switch if you already bought the game on another console? Conflicted whether I should just fork out $10 now or wait for a free update on my 3DS.

PS Vita is the best console.

I hope the don't add video recording. What a waste of fucking already limited console resources to capture some heavily compressed and quickly encoded video.
I hate that the PS4 wastes a whole CPU on that bullshit when it can't even hold a stable frame rate.

it wastes "a whole CPU" on the OS

Remember when consoles were dedicated gaming machines and not shit PCs that try to do too much with too little hardware?

no

You don't own a Switch

>When are we going to get some news from Nintendo?

It's been out for 8 days, nigga. Chill your tits.

So, where are all the cocksucking faggots that said the desynching joycons would be fixed in a day 1 patch? Where's the magical patch, bitches?

Pepperidge farm does

Most people will get mario kart next month so that's actually not too bad for the first couple months really.

So OP just exposed himself as a shill.

>preorder it but cancel when they tell me it'll ship the 20th
>get money back
>it suddenly arrives in the mail the 8th

This can't be real. But otherwise, holy shit.

This video game is not out yet pretty much.
On this Digitalfoundry video on Fast RMX:
youtube.com/watch?v=aDAkVPTn8cc

The developers blatantly said that their game is getting gimped by a bug on the switch firmware, and that the game will keep itself more time in the 1080p resolution when they fix this shit.

>>Have to put card details in every time you buy something
How is that a bad thing though? If the system isn't cache'ing card info than hackers can't fuck with your shit which was the problem PSN had. It's inconvenient sure but it's probably better for personal security

This.

Thanks for beta testing.

It will still be called switch, and will look identical on the outside, and perform the same (except for the fix on the firmware that will bump the speed a bit).
But on the inside...

Based

Hopefully Nintendo patch that shit out. Zelda could run at 30fps stable when docked then.

Maybe.
But i doubt it will fix DQ.

Might make it closer to 30.

But I don't really care about DQ, looks shit like most musou games. Especially since it's a rushed port to give gooks a reason to buy the console.

Genius question. Do they have this time any type of online account? I have 3DS and it pissed me so much that you can only download game to one console. Especially when some games were available digital in Europe.

they have online "accounts" but there's still friend codes and friend requests received give no info as to how or why they sent you one

Jesus Christ it's only been out a week. You kids today have zero patience for anything. Everything that will be coming to the damn thing will come in due time.

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>no virtual console
>he hasn't made a jap account for neo-geo games

Post things Switch owners are """too intelligent""" to have

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why they cant make good online functions?

if you haven't realized by now, this console is rushed as fuck and we're probably getting a major OS update along with the full release of paid online

1. The ability to save card details is a huge security risk and has backfired numerous times already
2. Nintendo HAS talked about numerous upcoming features like streaming apps and cloud saves

flat earth.

The Eshop will never be good, nor will their connection to indie titles. If you ship a console with 25 usable GB of storage, you can't expect anyone to use the store very much

>He thinks Pokemon Stars is a real thing

Point and laugh, kids.

>Tfw new card due next month

IT'S NOT FAIR

I JUST LEARNED THE NUMBERS 100% IN NOVEMBER

What glitch though

>1. The ability to save card details is a huge security risk and has backfired numerous times already

that's correct, still Nintendo solved it properly on Wii U by forcing the user to add a PIN and when you enter an incorrect PIN 3 times in a row, it will afai delete the credit card details.

Still with the Switch people are now able to change their primary console all by themselves, which is on one hand nice on the other hand you may get the same shite as on Piss3/4, where people hack into other people's accounts. So in that regard it's actually fine to not save the credit card anymore (see Piss3/4 for what happens otherwise).

Always room for 8th gen if Nintendo doesn't make a proper 3DS successor.

It's a performance bottleneck, with the Switch bios thing using some performance of the GPU while the game is running.

at E3 they'll show you some more Mario Theft Auto and you'll shut up and like it