Today is Chloe's birthday! Say something nice to her!

Today is Chloe's birthday! Say something nice to her!

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you need to suck more nigger dicks, you crackwhore

I want to marry Max

Say hi to Pence for me you fucking dyke.

I hope you rest in peace.
Yes, Warren and I are getting very serious with our relationship :)

Fuck Arcadia Bay

dyke

who would ever go for that dweeb

You fucking degenerate backstabbing frail shallow bitch, I hope you rot in hell.

Max/Victoria is best pairing and should have been possible in-game

Post SFM futanari porn.

I wish Max had bigger tits

You're a cunt

I watched you die
And I would do it again.

>futanari
god gave you too many chromosomes

REWIIIND THIIISSS NOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW

but why did chloe cause a tornado

why does killing her appease said tornado

>voiced by Ashley Burch
Kill yourself

time and stuff

plot convenience
the whole thing doesn't make sense whatsoever, it's just pretty is all, really

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id watch everything with them

I don't remember this part of the game

I heard this game is a bit like Ghost Trick. Is it true? Should I play it? Or is it feminist muh fee fees moviegame garbage?

What episode was this in? I don't remember this route.

That's like the easiest LiS porn to find, don't be lazy.

Ashly is fine. At least she isn't Anthony Burch.

>Sacrificing a town for one stoner slut

I hope none of you did this.

Do not ever reply to me again.

I don't play bad games. Playable movies are not real games, and all the reviews for this game were paid.

>Ashly is fine
>shitty VA
>shitty person
>shitty replacement for better VAs
>overrated and pushed into everything these days
>thanks to getting her first voice "acting" role thanks to nepotism
>fine
Yeah, nah. You have terrible taste, buddy.

Whoever made this captured both their personalities fucking perfectly.

all human life is equally irrelevant in the face of a vast uncaring cosmos. who is worth saving is as petty as which shoe you put on first in the morning

I want to watch Max get taken advantage of on-camera

>Ashley is fine

You're not wrong UHNF

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I mean... That literally happens at the end of the game user.

>pic related
is that film any good anons? for a serious watch, not fapping, in case it wasn't obvious

Max created the tornado herself out of how much she hated the town
sacrificing chloe is just chickening out at the last second despite proof there's no redeeming that shithole

>my selfies are shit

Mike pence likes lesbians, hates fags tho

Don't worry.

We can fix you.

that chick is straight
no way she isn't going for spikey mc sunglasses over there, dude is doing sit-ups and everything

Is Life is Strange the numale game of choice?

I found it alright all around. Not amazing though.

Damn Sephiroth

Going by the time rewind mechanics, she could have saved most of the town without sacrificing Chloe
>last choice scene
>photojump back to bathroom through butterly pic
>write herself a quick note about Chloe, the tornado and Jefferson

if all goes well, by the time she exits back from the photojump, in her new reality the town is evacuated and Chloe lives, all thanks to alt-timeline Max doing trial and error until everything works as planned

gg no re, go have sex with chloe the end.

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3eggy5me

Ever watched Madoka Magica?

Max herself created the tornado by rewinding and trying to save Chloe so much. The game revolves around fixing a mistake by snowballing it until it's either letting her die or letting the whole town get destroyed.

>bald + beard + glasses is numale

it's not fair, guess i could get contacts if i didn't want to look like such a twat

The game literally stereotypes a numale to get him cucked. However getting him cucked is up to the player, but him constantly being an embarrassing beta creep is canon.

but how the fuck does that work
also, who gave her the rewind powers?

How many of these can apply before I am in the danger zone?

STUPID GUN

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I literally only have Twitter + an AlphaOmegaSin goatee + Star Wars. Does that make me a numale or a 21st century incompetent jedi?

Actually does that kind of a goatee even count as a "beard"?

her voice actress is in nier automata, i was pleasantly surprised

For the purposes of being a piece of shit numale? Yes.

I don't give a fuck about her

I love Max ;__;

>threads for a sjw tumblr "game"
What happened to this board

>who gave her the rewind powers?
Spirit animals, higher powers and highlanders would be my pick. I wish they explored this topic more in the.game.
They help Max because they want her to fix the world and the Chloe choice-and-consequence ark is meant to show her what can happen, how to deal with it, and to make her stronger. It's also a coming of age story.

Sup Forums has always been garbage user this is nothing new

I guess, yeah.

Who cares about the game?
it's all about story and waifus

Reddit and Tumblr decided to set up shop on Sup Forums and refuse to leave.

Is this Sup Forums

>"waifus"
>shitty SJW stereotypes
>3D models
You know nothing.

>ugly western trash whores
>"waifus"

these waifus are mundane and stupid

sure why not

Alright. How about the other question then? Twatter + Beard + SW?

Actually the only sjw aspect of the game is its fanbase's insanely exclusionary collectivism and ideological purity. The game is just a mediocre time travel drama story made of basic tropes.

This is /v
youtube.com/watch?v=NSyIzGfTEBA

>petite, tight body
Hmmm....

I want to impregnate it

S-she's eighteen, right?

Eat shit and die, Chloe.

>looks like a boy

>twitter
Only for people with the attention span of a fish

>reddit on a phone
Fuck

>starbucks
If you're a man and drink starbucks, stop fucking around and get your sex change surgery already

>glasses
Perfect eyesight master race

>bald
Arguable, it doesn't make you a numale if you have a good shape

>bear
What are you, a fucking hobo?

>harry potter
The books and movies are great but it's been over for years, people still talking about it definitely have a problem

>game of thrones
Swords and tits make you a manlet? Are you trying to project your love for cocks onto someone else?

>star wars
Arguable - disney is gonna milk the shit out of it; it's no longer a niche thing

>steven universe
Literally kill yourself if you watch this garbage

>hillary, snl, tyt, colbert, msnbc, daily show, cnn, huffpost, bill maher, last week tonight
lol yankee problems

>marvel
It's low hanging dudebro shit at this point.

Yes my dude. Except for the William sequence.

>Stay in your shitty trailer home/Shanty house
>See Giant F6 Tornnado coming toward you from the bay
>Die
>This is somehow Max's fault

Nah, I saved Chloe

Well, duh. I wasn't aroused /then/

Kinda reminds me of this

The problem with Game of Thrones and Star Wars is their absolute normie status at this point.

>shitty replacement
She wasn't shitty. She just tried too hard to copy the previous VA.

No, it's that people won't fucking accept the fact that you have problems with them. People were flabbergasted that I hated Rogue One

Not to mention that 90% of the people who watch GOT haven't read the actual books that it's based on. Most of them haven't read anything of value in their entire life.

>People were flabbergasted that I hated Rogue One
And people were also flabbergasted that RLM liked The Force Awakens.

Aww it's my birthday too, Chloe. Happy birthday to both of us.

>Traveling back in time means that you haven't yet traveled back in time because it's in an alternate future that will never happen
>Traveling back in time somehow fucks up spacetime and causes a storm anyway

That ain't causality niggas. Even better:

>Rewinding every now and then fucks up spacetime
>Rewinding a whole week rewinds your rewinds and prevents spacetime getting fucked up

That's troll physics right there

That's a different crowd from "Normies" and you know it.

I would argue that's part of the normie status. Rogue One is just a big dumb Star Wars flavoured action movie, which is really what normies want. Dumb shit that doesn't make them think.

>implying Sup Forums isn't infested with Normies

>SJW stereotypes
so you admit that you haven't played the game, good, now leave
western characters are more humane, eastern design choices make the characters too "perfect" which are impossible to come by in real life, if you're ever gonna have a relationship and possible offspring, you shouldn't get too sedated by the fantasy world
I've played a lot of shit in my life but this is the first game where a female character made my heart skip a beat and it's a lovely feeling
In real life you can't come by a fucking 1000 year old demon loli, snakewoman or some shit like that, because it's the fucking reality and that sucks.

>Have glasses because I see bad without them
>Shave because of thinning hairline gene
So are one suppose to be half blind and comb my side hair to the other side?

DO NOT sexualize me!

why is Max so perfect?

>implying watching movies and tv shows aren't the most normie hobby
senpai pls

No more pain for you, Chloe
No more pain

Dead people can't have birthdays.