*Blocks your path*

*Blocks your path*

These threads don't improve.

Will letting him fuck my boipussy let me pass?

Let him fuck my entire family

*shoots with gun*

Bitch better learn not to step to me without body armor.

*preps boipucci*

>tfw you will never cross dress as Ciri, snuggling against Geralts huge bulge, next to a campfire under the stars

Hello. I was told to come here for the kurwa. Can you tell me what kurwa is?

*Looks at you* damn you're ugly. I'd rather fuck a water hag.

I bet you're not so tough without Stormbringer

ELVES?

*Blocks your path*
Whatcha gonna do white boi

?

A state of being.

>huge bulge

I've got some bad news for you buddy.

Go home gook, only whites are allowed in this game.

*blocks your path*

...

something something pringles can

Has anyone else got the glitch where Roach stands in the middle of a fist fight area?

*hits u*

after reading the books this has started to bother me. he's described as being freakish and unpleasant to look at, but in tw3 he's objectively handsome as fuck

well he does look like a freak in witcher 1, but so does every other character

>he just rolls away from your path

>look, some pussy over there

done

sexy sells buddy

I would totally suck Geralt off and drink his witcher milk

So what? I want to play as foxy grandpa. You want ugly characters than go play a Bioware game, homo.

Why is he blocking my path?
Dudes pretty chill, doesn't like to start shit, so why block me on purpose?

>You want ugly characters than go play a Bioware game

Kek

its a fact its not even funny

the games took some creative freedom and that is ok. I also prefer playing a good looking guy over some fugly dickhead.

Back off???!

oh my god geralt sama i am just a common married peasant woman but seeing you and your flowing white hair and your beautiful scarred body and your beautiful uncommon eyes (like the rest of all your features) and your seven hundred and thirty two swords you're carrying and your uncaring demeanor has made me 100% extremely wet i need to have your fat cock inside of me

me and every single vagina NPC in the videogame, please fuck me PLEASE

Oh yeah, i forgot that game came out.

Someone stole his sweet roll and he was told it was you.

*Breaks your other leg*

*spreads ass cheeks*

literally the worst special snowflake in modern videogaming

*unzip his pants*

>literally

*Call Vespula*

yes, opposite to figuratively

because there isn't a worse character

Overhuman reflexes.

oh opposed to figuratively the worst special snowflake in modern videogaming, I see

had i been exaggerating, figuratively would've been proper use

thing is, i'm not exaggerating

Take the kid back to his home, his parents may be worried for the little guy. Or maybe not.

>tfw more /fit/ than Geralt
lmao

W2 geralt was the perfect balance between freakish and handsome

Yep.

kill yourself, insignificant wretch.

Too bad you don't have his stamina or speed, though.

>i am sure to win because my speed is superior!

kek

can't just go claiming shit like this without proof user

why would he block my path?

DEX > STR

Geralt>>>>you
kek

You are a monster.

*tips fedora*

*flexes a cep*

Awww, that's cute

He's described as looking like a vampire with cat eyes so if that's what you consider ugly then I guess

and Wolverine is supposed to be 5'3

>implying that you wouldn't Geralt

Do I have to remind you of what happened last time you got in my way, fatty?

I really wish they made this look for Witcher 3.

looks gay

I know you wish more male characters were as ugly as you but not many people want hideous characters in games.

>that
>hideous

Get the mod that makes his eyes glowy as fuck and go with the long haircut.

I wish they made him like this

why the fuck would you want to play as an ugly as fuck grandad ?

Why would he look the same as he did in 1? Years have gone by.

Where can I find Birna's corpse after she got sentenced?

>[Glass him]

...

Why is Yennefer so perfect?

>that bitch eye

How will Bioware ever compete?

Yeah, that's exactly how I imagined him while reading the books.

kek

>not liking the grizzled vampiric look
Pleb

>that shitty Vanilla outfit she's wearing

The alternative look DLC clothing looks much better on her.