The Gerudo in BotW sure are hot

The Gerudo in BotW sure are hot.

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That's because they live in the desert :-)

>tfw 10/10 riju will grow into a 2/10 amazonian

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Come on even the little girl has arms and abs?

Why does every NPC in this game apart from Zelda look like shit? The Gerodu are shit, the gorons are shit, the koroks are shit. The game's art style is garbage.

Fucking shit reply made me smile.

>the gorons are shit
shocked goron.jpg

I want Risa to kidnap me

Good

Arms don't grow out when you turn a certain age, most babies are born with them.

>tfw no qt Vai(voe) will kidnap you and make you her little plaything
Why even live.

Riju is the best girl

I'd lick her feet

>tfw a vai will never mate with you for the sole purpose of reproducing
>tfw your breeding wife will never allow you to see your offspring because voe are forbidden in Gerudo Town

WHY LIVE

>PC emulates it
>you'll get the models for sfm

So if I fuck her, will I end up roided?

She will work you dry.

>you will never lick the beads of sweat that roll down her ass crack after a hot Gerudo day

Help, I'm in love, Sup Forums

What would you do?

I sniff her ass so hard.

This user. Just imagine how sweaty her ass must be.

Tell her an ice cold drink is waiting for her in town.

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Slide heels off, massage feet.

Abs are just a result of low body fat %

Have the Gerudo always been muscular Amazonian women?
My fetish . . .

yes, theyve always been strong, empowered, brown girls who dont need no voe

>3d women can't look like this without looking fucked up or having a dick.

and even if one did look like this, they probably wouldn't do lewds.

haha

>No exposed feet
Mediocre.

I prefer men

>exposed feet in a desert

>exposing your feet for dessert

>constantly walking bare foot on burning hot sand

WE

Is this movie actually good of is Sup Forums memeing me?

ARE

How about...for once, you check it out and form your own opinion?
It's legit. Here's my favorite scene. I'm a videographer and its the editing and cinematography that gives me the biggest hard on about the movie.
youtube.com/watch?v=HClM8YvNljo

Its FUN.

It's fucking great.

Why aren't there more pictures of this Gerudo?

Have Nintendo games always been this sexualised? Or just Zelda games? Or is this just their first time really pushing the envelope?

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>You will never stumble upon a 12 foot tall brown muscle girl in the desert
>she will never unwillingly present her ass to you, too exhausted to do anything else

Just hurry up with those virtual worlds, giant corporations. This one blows.

I literally jizzed my pants when Nux did his final "WITNESS ME" to his redhead waifu

>he can't lucid dream
You're only living to 20% of your potential

NUMBER

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I did it once and it was scary how nice it was. Didn't even bang anybody. Just went to a beach and walked through the shallow water. Never happened again.

>Are you, uh, a REAL Gerudo?
>Well, technically speaking... no
>Have you ever found a good husband, like a real hot man?
>Nah
>Have you ever kidnapped a Voe?
>No, no...
>Alright, I see that I'm going to have to teach you how to be Gerudo!
We Are Number One Only It's The Gerudo Tribe And Every Time They Say "One" More Kidnapping Charges Are Filed

WUZ

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Bubsy 3D™

Anyone have the drawfag image of link booping a gerudo on the nose and gliding away?

You can will it to happen. There are lots of ways. Look it up

Jet Set Garudio

>bro they look like ganon though
Occasionally I'm reminded my friend is an idiot

> tons of cosmetics
> hot
fucking lul, what are you, 12?

Did the middle east really dress like this before Wahhabi?

>literally

Sure, she works out

What a shitty argument

>cosmetics
>not hot
>>>/reddit/

The Gerudo aren't little, they're desert amazons. If you didn't expect them to have arms and abs, I don't know what the fuck you were expecting.

What a shitty comment. Consider suicide.

Her hips are way bigger in game. How can you fuck up so hard as an artist?

noice

Isha > All

She runs the Starlight Memories jewelry shop. She sleeps nude, but wearing copious amounts of jewelry.

I walked into her home early in the morning before she leaves to sex ed class. She was practicing pick-up lines to a fighting dummy she keeps in the corner of the room.

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Goddammit Carlos!

fugg

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Be careful getting involved, she's a total lush.

By using 3DPD as reference.

>linklett
How short is Link?

>she'll never compliment you on being the first mancock she sees

They have those in the class too

I wish I saved the 3rd picture...

Well, Gerudo women are 8 feet tall.

>fog after a few feet

lmao

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Imagine her leaving blue lipstick marks on your dick

So it looks like Link is 5 feet tall then

Looks like it'd be the wife of Miror B from Pokemon GoD.

That's coral blue #5

What happens if you take off the Gerudo outfit in the village?

You get raped instantly
10/10 would recommend

I was wondering today why there is no gerudo loli porn out of her yet.

>dat Fi sound effect in the last memory
Nice to have a bit of continuity. Shame her leitmotif didn't appear in that scene though.

This is great, why don't we get more of this kind of goofy writing and worldbuilding? Everything is so designed-by-committee the most interesting thing you get are robot dinosaurs.

You get kicked out immediately.

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It'd be extremely painful

>Ganondorf is 7'6"

For snu snu

hngggggg..

I was going to post this joke, although you ruined it with an Emoji.

I don't know which is worse, trolling or doing that to a perfectly good joke.