Things you can say about the new zelda but not your girlfriend

>Things you can say about the new zelda but not your girlfriend

It exists

Empty
Low res
Boring
Overrated

It sucks

Only children like it

It's a peice of shit game
you dont even know how HARD it is to even get a WII U you dumb bitch
and it's not that i don't have the money it's just that the game just fucking sucks, get it?

Wait who is the nignog? Did Drew Carey or BRITISH MAN die?

It likes me back

I'm alright with not having one

I enjoy spending all day with it right next to me.

Drew does Price is Right and other more important things now.

I jack off to it

I can't believe how much money I spent on this.

It sucks dick

Drew's too busy co-owning the Seattle Sounders and hosting The Price is Right

Well then. Good for him I suppose.

It's better than the last one

Batteries dies fast
Quick outfit change

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Is considered a 10/10 by most people.

I don't spend hours watching youtube videos about it

And Wyane does lets make a deal but still has time for whose line.