ME3 is starting to look pretty good now, isn't it?

ME3 is starting to look pretty good now, isn't it?

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No, no it isn't.

No. Just because ME:A looks like shit doesn't make ME3 good all of a sudden. ME3 is still still.

No, just less bad.

>still still

Does the second still put more emphasis on the first still, user?

No, fuck off.

fuck no

>muh zelda cycle

No. Thinking about ME3 just reminds me of the retarded kid.

No, it's still a piece of shit and so is Mass Effect 2. Andromeda being worse doesn't suddenly make them great.

There is nothing wrong with ME3 except the ending and that melodramatic kid-arch. ME2 was a fucking disaster of a game, stripped of RPG elements and with a story that went nowhere. ME3 at least brought some complexity back to the mechanics, and makes for a more natural continuation of the original.

Well it all went downhill from thessia

me3 is shit after tuchanka

By comparison? Yes, the piles of dogshit ME2 and ME3 look better than the pile of elephant shit ME:A.

Individually? They're still all shit and ME1 is sitting back in a corner weeping at his lost legacy and drinking himself to death.

Apart from the ending i enjoyed all the mass effect games.

Before the DLC, the encounter variety was bollocks for most of the game.
Also, the plot and cerberus being able to outperform almost every other army was pants on head retarded

This. Plus the leviathan DLC is kino and Citadel is pretty funny even if a bit reddit-y.

This

There are a few things wrong with it:

-The planet scanning is kinda boring, but the Reapers make it fucking ass. I suspect you were going to be able to upgrade the Normandy to increase stealth/radar range or whatever but it got cut due to time
-The journal sucks ass.
-The only place where you can test your weapons is the Citadel. Why is there no practice range on the Normandy?
-No loyalty missions
-Only 1 new interesting alien companion (and he's fucking day-1 DLC)
-No krogan or salarian teammates
-Less dialogue options on the whole, and a lot more unskippable dialogue (most notably after mission briefings. Shut the fuck up Hackett you old cunt)
-No separate button for grenades
-While customizing weapons is neat, a lot of the attachements look kinda shitty
-Armor customization is another one. Why aren't there any pallete swaps for armor sets?

That's off the top of my head

You aren't wrong, but the ending and kid drama were BIG FUCKING PORTIONS of that game.

ME3 is like a big fucking drill with a broken bit. The foundation may be okay, but it's literally worthless if the head, the end doesn't work.

Plus the DLC was shit-tier in terms of pricing.

>Citadel is pretty funny even if a bit reddit-y.
I think Wrex bothered me most of all. The black lady was also annoying but at least she was a new character.

But hey the Armax Arena was fun as shit AND you could use ANY of your previous squadmates.

>that melodramatic kid-arch
The nightmare sections were fucking shit.

Although the kid's running animation was so fucking stupid it was kinda funny

What's the deal with this alien? I mean: if I recall correctly she was some sort of trap, wasn't she?

What? Asari are all girls, it's physically impossible for them to be traps. Or maybe you're thinking of Morinth?

They can mate with any species, and any gender to produce offspring. They live like 2000 years or some gay shit.

Thanks Doc.

The Asari are an evolutionary trap in a sense. They convince you to reproduce with them instead of your own species yet you don't actually contribute any DNA to the child.

No they don't have dicks.

>Running animations
>The retarded PTSD kid
>Arrival DLC questline removed
>Everything related to Kai Leng
>Sidequests are simply converations you listen in on
>Cerberus suddenly has an army and a fleet
>Less squad mates than Mass Effect 2
>Dead squad mates from Mass Effect 2 replaced by joke characters that basically do the same shit
>Previous squadmates become cameos at most
>Deus ex Machina introduced in the beginning of the third game
>Choices from previous games have been completely ignored
>Day 1 On-Disk DLC Prothean
>Adding DLC after the game is completed to try and "fix" it, when you can't retroactively fix that god awful mess
>Everything about The Citadel DLC
Surely just the ending.

doc i think this dose is not enough

thanks doc

What was so bad about Mass Effect 1's combat? Normies and Sup Forums shit all over it.

2 could've been a chance to refine it, but they went full casual corridor shooter.

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How is that possible? I mean: they are girls. They have no dicks. What's the point of reproduction process then? If they don't take anything from other person's DNA, they just produce another clone of themselves, right?

Also: how can their gets get impregnated without semen?

Thanks doc

They're also all psychics, they steal your brain waves and use it to grow their offspring.

ME3 was always great.

ME was always mediocre.

It's said at some point the non-asari affect greatly the offspring's character and temperament. There's a Krogan-born Asari in ME3 that acts and talks like Oghren from DA1.

They aren't a fully naturally occurring species. The Protheans fiddled with their evolution heavily.

Or at least that's the rationalization Bioware had to come up with for them being the shittiest alien design in the series since "but Star Trek did this all the time" doesn't cut it.

Vomit doesn't make shit look better.

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After Thessia is basically the end of the game.

when i found out my waifu got a new look but still wasnt a squadmate i knew it would be shit

why are you trying to apply real life biology to fiction

this is the same game that turned fucking trees in half-machines, remember

Super clunky all around. Infinite ammo and overheating mechanic is not fun. The classes play mostly the same. I like the shield/health system and the concept of skills affecting your weapon in other ways than combat, but the sniper sway was just awful in practice.

>less squadmates
>"Reapers" make planet scanning even more tedious
>lack of mission variety
>one button to do everything
>just as buggy as the rest
>story manages to be more retarded than 2's

The worst part of ME3 is how they fixed the ending with the free DLC and during my second playthrough I shot the star kid because why not, and it doomed the entire galaxy so I had to replay the entire fucking last mission to get an actual ending.

You, sir, have good taste

>Infinite ammo and overheating mechanic is not fun

Better than lore-breaking thermal clips that turn the game into another shooter

All they had to do was make inventory screens not complete shit.
>loading items
>no looping scroll

>mfw my fucking friend thinks that the crucible wasn't deus ex machina just because it showed up at the beginning and not the end of the game

I have a friend who lives in denial because he turns off the screen before it even shows up

>tfw you played ME3 after the ending dlc so you weren't fucked in the ass as much

I don't understand how can people be attracted to this kind of shit.

the first time i played me3 was after the ending fiasco and about 2 years after the ending dlc was out.

so there i was at the end about to make the choices askiing the kid more and more questions cause every time i asked him something he gave me a new choice

now i did not play mass effect until the trilogy was all set and done and i didn't know the starfag only gave you 3 choices so i kept asking him questions and then out of nowhere i get "SO BE IT"

i nearly shit my pants, my first playthough and i get that cause i asked too many questions?

MAN FUCK MASS EFFECT 3!

i dont understand how people can be attracted to space gypsies but i dont make fun of 'em in public

But the vomit is more appealing because it comes out of your mouth rather than your asshole

But ideally you'd have neither and stick to the Mass Effect 1 gourmet dish

the hips

bitch all moldy under the suit nigga

>bullets ricochet off him'
>'teleports behind you'
>PSSSSH! Nothing personnel shepard! your best wasnt good enough!


the fact that bioware thought space ninjas was a good idea

sweat only makes it hotter

Personally I like to think of ME3's ending as a non-canon shitty fanfic, so I just sorta thought up my own ending. So there's my little form of denial there.

>so I just sorta thought up my own ending.
as silly as head canons are that's probably the best thing you can do with me3

>omni-blade

>why cant i shoot live weapons inside my own spaceship while its in space

>putting a bulletproof wall inside the Normandy is too much effort

No and get your shitty blue waifu out of my face, Mac.

>A game universe when you can use space magic to zip around like the flash and everyone uses kinetic barriers that can be penetrated by melee attacks

Why wouldn't you have space ninjas?

We already had Thane, a cool assassin who uses CQC tactics to avoid shields and quickly take people down. So why are space ninjas such a big stretch from that?

>fucked up by a dying Thane
>thanks to shitty writers the only way to make him a threat is to make Shepard, a person who has saved the galaxy twice, outright incompetent
>doesn't really do any cool ninja shit
>eats cereal