Look at this genie
Isn't it dumb?
Look at this genie
I want to sniff her asshole, I bet it smells like lavender oil.
She runs around in a desert and turns into animals. It probably smells like SHIT.
So dumb! She should've received a Darwin award after her last game!
DELETE THIS NOW
more genie feet
*BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAP*
*BRRRROOOOOOOMPF*
*DDDRRUUUUUUUUMPF*
Someone post cow tits Shantae for research purposes
>tits
>hips
She's fucking perfect.
Now she just needs to get knocked up so I can suck on those milky titties. Only reason I have any kids.
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THAT GENIE IS PERFECT, CUTELY PERFECT!
Why is Rottytops so much hotter than Shantae?
this
Not true
Shantae>Risky>Rottytops>Sky
Y'all motherfuckers are wrong
Risky Boots>Everyone else
I want to see risky without her boots :O
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I'd like to know what Risky's Boots smell like
just for the laughs, I bet it would be pretty hilarious to smell them haha
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This ends with her realizing he never said "I wish" right
I want this double-V meme to end
Yeah. Series is pretty bad.
Yeah her games suck
She's only a little ditzy.
>not liking double peaces
Are you gay?
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rotty > everyone else
sauce
I want to massage Rotty's sore thighs while she sits on a stool too.
is user kill?
I'd sit on your stool, if you know what I mean
I want to fuck a genie.
What if the genie was a boy?
wrong
All the monster girls in the series shit on risky and shantae
I wish I liked Half Genie Hero more than I did, it really could've used those last two levels it didn't manage to hit as stretch goals and the fetch quest stuff was even more padded out than Risky's Revenge and Pirate's Curse. Haven't tried hardcore mode yet though. Expansions should help flesh it out too. I'm not expecting Plague of Shadows or Specter of Torment levels of quality, I just kinda hope they aren't slapdash 2 level things that are thrown together.
Still, came out better than Mighty No 9.
youtube.com
Rave in the Grave is the best song in the entire series. Youtube doesn't do it justice without the screams.
Thirsty for that monster milk, aren't you?
It's up there for sure. This is still my favorite though.
>Monster Milk
Oh shit it just hit me
double peace ahegao is a miracle of the universe
Some of the backer designs like slimegirl and ghost Nikki are fantastic.
What about it?
When's the risky mode's release date? I don't like shantae transformations but I want to play the game.
It's gay
hahahahaha
AND?
With hips like that I don't care
Those hips are ILLEGAL
Can someone post or link to one of those autistic brap copypastas? I need a good laugh.
I'm pretty sure that's how Shantae's mother got pregnant.
If you impregnated Shantae would she give birth to half-genies, or quarter-genies?
>sandnigger
I have never played a Shantae before, what game should I start with?
GBC game
Pirate's Curse. GBC is boring and outdated.
The first game or Pirate's Curse. I still like the GBC one the most honestly. Only game that felt rewarding to actually explore and provide a decent challenge with well designed dungeons, though it has aged.
Ricky's Revenge, then pirates, then half genie hero. RR is the weakest game but it's still enjoyable.
Gameboy game at any time you feel like it
I'd like to hold hands with Shantae
Is that a mod or just fanart? This is important, please reply.
Shawntey by Roy
yay
Hard mode was not really good, because only hard part is passing Mermaid Falls. Once health upgrades start flowing in, it quickly becomes rather easy, especially if player is scrub and buys bikini armor. Risky fight finally got fun though.
They should have just make it Hard Boss Rush Mode, really. And I kinda wonder how much time it took them to make it. If it was done literally in two days as it should be, all is fine, but if it was in works since release, I'm afraid Risky Mode won't come around until winter.
Your point?
probably just fanart
Four (4) hours
When are we getting a crossover with these two?
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living the dream