Dad watches you though the window

>dad watches you though the window

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Why is your dad outside looking in? Did he come home drunk again?

I want to be dominated by Purah (6 years old) and Riju-sama!

He's looking at you through the glass
Don't know how much time has passed
Oh God it feels like forever
But no one ever tells him that forever
Feels like He's sitting all alone inside his head

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Not in this game and not him, but my dad saw me looking at the wii fit girl's feet while he was mowing the lawn. This shit is real.

>waifu watches you through the window

he's always in the backyard working on the garden

Dad please come inside I miss you.

>(At least he's not gay)

I heard this too many times when I was young

>Why is your dad outside looking in? Did he come home drunk again?

One time my mother came home from her job at the stripclub drunk (the owner let girls drink on a double-shift because they need a pick-me-up) She ended up climbing into bed with me as I slept. I awoke from a doze with my arms instinctively wrapped her, I thought I'll wake Kayla (my GF) for sex, then I thought wait Kayla is visiting her grandparents, who the fuck is this, and snapped awake and shook Mom.

>tfw ywn be shrunk by your waifu and dominated

Missed opportunity, you should've given your mom another child

god bless Nintendo

12 years old indeed.

>tfw ywn live in a dollhouse in her room

feels bad man

Giantess/Size is patrician tier
Congrats user, you have good taste

>not fucking your mom
>could've played it off as you thinking it was your gf
You fucking blew it, user.

Is it bad that I find her more attractive than the other Gerudo women?
They all just have this weird body type. The jew noses don't help either.

You are a lolicon.

Me too.

to be honest I like tall thicc women too

why not both

I can't be a lolicon. I like tits too much.

Why not both?

Because lolicons with decent tits is unrealistic.

>Because lolicons with decent tits is unrealistic.
wat

user I...

Real lolis don't have big ol' titties, so I can't take animu lolis with titties seriously.

Lolicon= person who love loli

Thats why your previous post didn't make sense.

watching from heaven

YES I WILL, FUCK YOU.

Any clues for finding hearty lizards? Need that 2 star climbing gear bonus.

What a shameless woman, showing her underwear like that.

Beedle sells those

I bet he's saying to himself
>I wish this useless fuck would get a job instead of playing these children games

Take a photo, go to area where they're common, use the scanner.

No you won't. None of us will.

kek

How do I put that monster armor on my horse?

There's a girl on one of the stables that puts it on for you. I think it the one at the west-northwest?

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I want to hug the fish

>Dog Tard

what did he mean by this

>implying everyone woman in botw doesn't look like a tranny

You are literally gay.

Nice shit taste there, ESL-kun.

Where do you live that trannies look like that?

I wanna creampie and impregnate Riju

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>see a waifu
>take a pic
>take a selfi of link holding/pondering about her ass

it's like clockwork.

strongfat Gerudos

hi i'd like to post some lolis

>House takes a turn
>Switch flies out of window

hope thats ok

He's on the outside, looking inside.

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jackpot

>tfw ywn be shrunk by your waifu and dominated

Good. I want to be shrunk by my waifu and lovingly cared for because I'm so tiny that she needs to keep me safe.

>Link's waifu dies
>Zelda instantly want to fuck him

wow what a cunt

Are ya winning son?

She was already getting there by the time the calamity happened, Link's waifu dying just means she has less competition.

Technically it's not your choice. Your gigantic waifu will do with you as she pleases.

gentle giants > evil giants

HELP THERE'S THIS PIC OF LINK DOING A NINJUTSU WHILE ZELDA IS LOOKING SMUG AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE IT'S FROM

needless to say. Japan quickly went looking for Riju 's panties

>DLC lets you go back in time to save them and fuck up Ganon
>yfw

youtu.be/jhklrve5xmw?t=3m26s

>tfw can't stasis females

>dat rumbly tumbly

I'm your father, i'm on the outside, i'm looking in.
I can see through you see your true colors, and inside you're ugly, you're ugly like me.

>Instantly

The whole backstory is about Zelda gradually realizing she wants to fuck link

Zelda threads, when not infested by shitposters, are so comfy

That pose looks really familiar so I think it's a shoop

>Moving in on somebodies husbando

2bh that's not much better

It's a shame you showed up and ruined it.

I want to rub my dick all over their abs.

kek

I wanna LICK her tummy

post more giantess pics

>Not enjoying both
>Hot thick muscle women AND cute muscle lolis

>a living reminder of her failure
Wow guess I'll just keep on doing these side missions

she would crush your tongue

It'd be nice if you could idle around with the enviroment, like sitting on chairs or near fires

With her abs?

Zelda is Link's reincarnated waifu, if anyone is moving in, it's Mipha

>Doesn't look anywhere close to the real one
Why do people go so off model? It's not even the same character anymore.

>ywn live off of her body at micro size
>fighting off mites or bacteria
>slowly gaining size with each victory
>one day she notices your 1mm form
>blows you away thinking your dust
>die from the fall

wooooooow

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Awww it's retarded

>Wanting a shit waifu that berates you until every other suitor is dead

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There's more than one red female Zora in the game.

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>all of this happening in one of Zelda's bushy eyebrows

Will they ever make a sequel to Minish Cap?

>you will never summon her spirit to be reunited with her beloved family, finally putting her tortured soul to rest

gerudo kids are weird

you could take a shit in skyward sword

I recognize that noseless soon to be fatty!

Dont u mean cute

>heart eyes

What is this?

futa

Fuck no