ITT we write Family Guy jokes for video games

ITT we write Family Guy jokes for video games

>oh frickin shucks lois this is worst than that time i Assassin's Creed
>cut to peter jumping across rooftops
>he hits his leg on a chimey
>falls down and gasps in pain for a total of five minutes

Go away Seth

>repeating the same jokes from the last thread
This really IS like family guy.

You think that's bad, remember the time I sang La Cucharacha for Paul McCartney?

>peter is playing serious sam
>"hey lois! these suicide bombahs remind me of the time we went to afghanistan."
>camera holds on peter for a second
>"uh.... no clip? thought we had a clip. okay then, nevermind."

This post again...

>geez Lois, this was easier than the time I was a prosecutor in Japan
>cuts to Ace Attorney courtroom
>Phoenix Wright presents his case
>all eyes on Peter
>how does the prosecutor respond?
>...
>the black guy did it
>G U I L T Y

>Hey Lois remember that time I got banned from Bioware studios
>Peter at Bioware
>Stanly Woo? Is that you?
>GET OUT TRORR DING DONG BANNU
>RINE END HERE __________________

>this was more intense that time I did a hit piece for that mad doctor
>cuts to green hill zone
>Peter and Eggman beats the shit out of Sonic with baseball bats
>I don't see any rings do you?
>nah I think we're done

These are shit but are so fucking funny plz continue

>Peter since you're not driving and you need to practice Im gonna give you Grand Theft Auto
>Thanks Lois
>10 minutes later
>Peter goes around beating up pedestrians and runs them over

>man, this is more useless than that Order 1886 strategy guide
>cuts to Peter using it as toilet paper

>lois your outfit is not embarassing i know embarassing remember that time i dressed up as the chick from nier
>cut to peter in a skintight suit "i'm ready for comicon"
>turns around and has a thong and brian sees his fat ass and passes out

Old Family Guy or new Family Guy?
>Lois: Peter, kids can get rebellious at that age, you remember when you went through that stage?
>Peter: Aww yeah, those were the times
>Cutaway shows Peter dressed as Duke Nukem near a police station
>Peter: "It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all outta gum! "
>Peter kicks the door to a police station
>Peter: "Eat my ass pigs!"
>Cops all pile up on top of one another on Peter

>Lois: "Peter, Stewie's sick and I have to go out tonight, I need you to watch him tonight since you don't have work tomorrow."
>Stewie: "Great role model."
>Peter: "Aw man, I was gonna go to that PC Bang that opened up tonight."
>Peter is in the PC bang playing on a computer
>Peter: "A lot of these guys seem to hate each other..."
>Peter: "Everyone's playing either Overwatch or League of Legends."
>Peter: "Why do I smell a dead body?"

...

>"Pet-" >*BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPFFFT*
>BRRRRRRPPRRPPRPPPRPPRRPPPP*
>*pppffft-pfffff*
>*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

I stopped watching after the bank vault episode where Stewie made Brian eat his shit. Has it gotten worse?

>You think this is bad? Remember that time I tried to be a Witcher?
>cuts to peter dressed as Geralt surrounded by drowners
>"W-which sword do I use again?!"
>gets tackled by a drowner

There aren't even cutaway gags anymore.

They just go
"This is worse than the time I went to wal-mart"
And then peter or whoever is like
>sitting on the couch
"I pooped on the check out conveyor belt."

>no clip?
>Peter phases through the floor

>"Wow, this game where I fight a giant chicken is like that time I fought the giant chicken!"
>Cut to Peter fighting giant chicken for fifteen minutes

WE KNOW IT'S YOU SETH
WRITE YOUR OWN SHITTY MATERIAL YOU FUCK

>Mfw some of the shit in this thread is better than the last 3 seasons of the show

Is Family Guy good? Or is it still shit?

Oug mai god glorioaus, ish time for family guoy. mweck

>"Shucks, Lois, this is like the time I was in Street Fighter"
>Peter fight a giant chicken for 15 minutes.

Why the fuck does Family guy always have useless filler episodes with only Peter vs Chicken?