Wild breath: loli professor edition

wild breath: loli professor edition

Yes. And?

Holy fuck a GIANT keese swarm jst ound me

Is Purah thick?

You just started?

She's a shortstack.

what the fuck is this tim burton shit doing in my zelda

CUTE
MORE

You're both idiots. She's a 6 year old girl based on Chibi Usa.

You never played Majora's Mask or Twilight Princess?

Has anyone else found these two crossed logs one with some weird rock gourd thing in the hollow end of it that you can timelock? Can't get it out of there any way it's right up the hill from the colseum ruins.

She's still a short stack and nothing you said contradicted my statement, you salty lolicon.

How are they similar?

She is a 6 yesr old girl, though. If you're denying that you're straightup wrong.

SNAP

>twink link

nnnfff

So how do you kill the electric dragon in Faron?

Anyone else try to capture a pic of her panties by crouching with the camera out or was that just me?

>Clearly an old lady
>6

She isn't six. She fucked up a magic spell and reversed her aging too far. She's impa's older sister.

>another one of these idiots who doesn't even know what shortstack is
Shortstack means a short girl (short) with big breasts (stacked). Go back to your /d/ containment board.

I know, she is physically a six year old. And that's what counts ;)

I was disappointed that it was covered in the blue of her skirt

>she isn't six
>reversed her age to that of a six year old
Uh...

more like BRAP

Nope, shortstack means short with wide hips. Big tits are optional.
Midna is the face of shortstacks (as are the Smurf women from LoL), and she has nearly no tits.

ah finally
gonna post all my loli snapshots in here if thats ok

STOP

Go for it, friend.

She physically deaged her body, but she's chronologically not six.

thanks

>Nope, shortstack means short with wide hips
Go ahead and explain how 'stacked' has anything to do with hips.

You're an idiot. You and all your WoW /d/ buddies.

...

btw where can I find Finley after she leaves zora domain?

It has everything to do with hips...

how do you take screenshots?
is this with the WiiU or the Switch?

I like how they all have a worried look on their faces

I understand she goes off to fuck some older hylian dude

Wii U can take screenshots by pressing home then opening miiverse

Switch has a dedicated button.

...

Words change meaning, bud.
Ruin used to mean 'to collapse physically' specifically, but now it means the more general idea of getting messed up.
Shortstack meant small woman with big breasts, but as language changed characters like Midna became denoted with the word, changing the meaning of the word to the more general 'short and curvy'.

I don't know why your getting so salty over this.

just press the home button which automatically takes a screenshot of whatever's on your screen, and use the browser to upload it to here or some image hosting site

How the fuck do you get that Chest on a rope in the camel divine beast?

she's probably older than him, actually. remember zora age slower physically.

she refers to link as a kid

you know your online friends can see your photo gallery, right?

How? Please explain it.

The term 'stacked' is used for breasts. No one uses it for hips until idiots like you started using it incorrectly with Midna and midget porn.

I'm not sure if it was the right way to do it but I uses stasis on it, shot the rope, waited for stasis to run out and quickly used magnesis on it.
Just barely caught it

Pull it, let it swing, when it swings towards you, shoot the rope.

oh good, now they can enjoy them too

...

Word's change meaning over time dude. You seem like some weird fetish protectionist getting mad that shortstacks aren't exclusively your precious wow gnomes anymore.

>words change
In other words, you're admitting it was used incorrectly and just became accepted. And even then, not by the general public. Just people here on Sup Forums because of some /d/ threads.

And I'm salty because shortstack is my exact fetish. But it's already hard enough to get people to recognize the term. Now it's being associated with something completely different that makes no sense. Just like MILF has become associated with any girl who is thick.

can gorons be girls are there goron lolis?

>Prior to release
>"BOTW has 120 shrines!"
>"You guys hear that?! 120 shrines! And they're ALL unique! Based Nintendo!"
>Doubt that they'll all be unique, get called a sonybro despite hating Sony
>Game comes out
>20 shrines are "tests of strength" that pit you against a single generic guardian with a large health bar to drag things out
>Countless more are "hurr by entering this shrine you already proved your worth, so we didn't have to come up with a puzzle. Convenient, right?"

Fuck off with this shit. If I encounter one more "test of strength" shrine I'm going to kill someone.

oh good then its legal, so where can I find them?

You fucking fashioned challenged idiots, she doesn't have big hips at all.

Purah is wearing a lolita style skirt with a petticoat making it poofy, canon she's a fucking six year ago old

So, who is it, Sup Forums?

The characters in game? once you do zora domain you head down to the bend of wishes or whatever its called and the girl will be there. do the quest for her and youll meat her future husbando. then they both move back to zora domain

ah ok thanks, does it show them fuck?

...

Dinraal's buddy. It's the reason why he passes there when he shows up.

the wind fish from Link's Awakening

>using revali's gale and fast travel
2 great ways to ruin the game for yourself.
Even urbosa's fury is bordering on game breaking, considering how you can basically oneshot hinox and molduga with it as well as guardians

anyways thats all the loli shots i have for the moment, guess theres just the bird lolis left.

unless theres some stray more lolis at the stables like this one thoughts? impressions? suggestions?

If that's the one up by Death Mountain I assumed it's perhaps King Dodongo.

Yeah, but you only hear the noises :////

That thing is 10x bigger than Dinraal though.

>Holding fire weapons warms you

NEAT

How the fuck do you trigger a blood moon. I've passed 30 nights for this shrine

one of these dudes

just wait for a moment in which a blood moon would be the most inopportune, inconvenient thing to happen and it'll happen

how do I get this mask? I've only seen the bokoblin one

I can settle for that

There should be since gorons do reproduce but we have yet to see them

Yes, when words being misused at large the general meaning changes.

Your milf example is a bad comparison because it's a acronym and therefore it's meaning is derived from the words that make it up (it can't change itself), and it's 'misuse' is exclusive to hentai and only exists because anime girls are never thick unless they're old and mature enough to be a mommy. Even if the girl being called a milf is canonically not one, she's being fantasized into that role.

Shortstack is only just leaving the fringe, and Midna + the LoL Smurfs have long been considered shortstacks by the general pervert population that cares, so the term is going to carry them too.

She's far older than six, she just has a child's body you weird lolicon.

>6 year old girl
>canon she's a fucking six year ago old

She's 130 and Impa's older sister.
And she's CUTE!

so is dorf in this game or what

is there some sort of change to the final battle/ending if you do all the divine beasts

6 in the lab

130 in the sac

how do I grab screenshots off the switch? got a pretty good shot of pyrah's vag line

Post them to Twitter/Facebook or transfer them to the microSD card.

>sit by a fire in a bokoblin camp
>bloodmoon cutscene starts
>three black bokoblins spawn
>they kick my ass

Go to album and send it to your Twitter/Facebook

>about 5 seconds for each korok encounter
>900 korok seeds
>this adds up to 1h 15m (one hour and fifty minutes) of looking at YA-HA HA! YOU FOUND ME!

Wait, for real? They modelled her cameltoe?

Has there been any easter eggs discovered yet?

>canon she's a fucking six year ago old

Why do faggots on Sup Forums even talk about a game they haven't fucking played? Idiot

That's 1h 15m spread over god knows how many hours. It would only be hell if you've decide to make a video guide on where to find them.

Well, I found a lake on the map called 'linebeck', named after captain linebeck from PH and ST.

To be fair, you only need around 430 to get fully upgraded inventories. Getting all of them does something unique, though.

I'm gonna spend the rest of my life looking for those seeds, even with walkthroughs, aren't I?

Probably. I don't think anyone even knows what getting them all does yet.

>clear camp
>walking to the chest to take my treasure
>THE BLOOD MOON RISES ONCE AGAIN

theres tons of locations named after zelda characters tho, like Lake Saria

You get to keep the chest if that happens though. Unlocked chests won't relock

how do I enter the game physically and fuck her? is that a preorder thing?

Just hotglue the inevitable Amiibo. It's quite clear all the waifu's in the game are going to be immensely popular with the fandom.

cant wait for the dlc that lets us fight them

>You seem like some weird fetish protectionist getting mad that shortstacks aren't exclusively your precious wow gnomes anymore.
I'm specifically pointing out that shortstack DOESN'T apply to WoW gnomes. Which I referenced multiple times as being the idiots who think midgets with big hips means shortstack. If anyone is an idiot, it's you.

>Your milf example is a bad comparison because it's a acronym and therefore it's meaning is derived from the words that make it up
Holy shit, so is shortstack. Short + stacked. Stacked is used to describe a girl with big breasts, but never a girl with big hips. Yet you are trying to claim that simply combining both words together, suddenly stacked is referencing hips.

My god, it's like arguing with a 6 year old.

>Hebra Mountains
>Ravine with a slope
>At the bottom of slope is pair of suspicious looking doors in the side of the mountain
>Camp with small snowballs at the top
>Notice that if I roll them around they get bigger

>No way... this won't work

>Roll one around to get big enough
>Roll it down the slope
>It bashes into the doors, knocking them down and revealing a shrine

This game. Though I wish more shrines needed shit like that to be able to find.