Reminder: Cunts who complain about bikini armor but then don't also want realistic helmets are just stupid cunts who...

Reminder: Cunts who complain about bikini armor but then don't also want realistic helmets are just stupid cunts who want to ruin fantasy.

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frog-mouth helm masterrace

They also can't fathom that women want to be beautiful. That is a power fantasy for them. Give them a choice between hulked out barbarian and skimpy sexy girl (same class) they'd play the sexy girl every fucking time unless she's a feminist that gets triggered by beauty since they know they'll never have it.

A helmet can be stifling and limits vision(see the froghelm) so some will consciously choose not to fight with one on. That being said, pic related.

no one used frog helmets in real battles
frog helmets were to protect the face from splinters during jousting

>realistic female armor

shut up faggot

No you shut up fagola.

Even if videogames had realistic armor and gave you severe penalties for not using helmets, every single videogame falls for the sword meme and shows fully armored knights fighting against each other with swords, which is fucking retarded.

you realize your example is literally a monster in disguise right?
one that can regenerate from almost any injury (and who can hide its real weakpoint in a smaller body inside its own body like an alien chestbuster)

For Honor has real armour and the female Warden is super cute with her little braid and waggle as she runs.

exactly so why even bother going for realism anyway

put everybody in conan style mankinis and old school frank frazetta metal nipples

yes, and it costs 60 dollars for a repetitive and mediocre game with trash p2p connection

makes me quite fucking mad TBQHWYF

People who play knights are fags anyway.

Rogue/Ranger all day every fucking day.

>leather armor
>it's isn't boiled leather

>boiled leather
>it isn't rawhide

it's not armor

It's retarded if they aren't wearing a helmet. It doesn't work with my fetish if they have to have their faces showing them as "strong independent womyn".

>not being ultra-hardcore and using cloth

shut up faggot

Gobs would get torn apart by Fredrika and there's fucking nothing they could do about it.

Reminder that Goblin Slayer is actually inept at killing anything other than Goblins and regularly needs to be saved from those non-gobs.

>gay prancing forest fairies
>not the lamest people imaginable

>I'm not a support character to have my face covered.
>I'm not a support character to have my face covered.
>I'm not a support character to have my face covered.

ive read this sentence 20 times and it doesnt make any sense am i having a stroke

>leather "armor"
>it exists at all

delete this

elf is for cuddles

>boiled leather
>not bamboo

>I'm not a support character who has their face covered
BR english is god tier

>I'm the main character therefore I don't need to hide my face
How is this hard?

Honestly I think that actual armor that isn't revealing paired with no helmet is the cutest.

>I'm not a support character[, only in the game] to have my face covered.

Helped ya out senfam.

the sentence makes sense to me, is it because I'm ESL too?

>Its a "HUEmonkey comic" thread

Day of the rope when?

morrowind armor is rad

Artist here. Give me a quick rundown on "realistic" fantasy armor.

>padded leather armor
holy fucking kek retarded devs

DESU senpai a Gambeson would outclass any leathershit armor any day.

>no one fucking uses gambesons instead

It's a meta-narrative 'trope'.
By giving up your identity and putting on a helmet, you're giving up your place as an important character in the narrative. This is a consideration in most visual mediums, where helmets usually make a character's face less important and not stand out.

Which is why in stories where a character DOES wear helmets, they're usually cool,unique custom made helmets, like Gutts in Berserk, or GS in Goblin Slayer.

When wearing the armor, YOU become the weapon.

"I didn't choose a support character just to cover my features up" is what I read it as. Basically she chose a character that won't be attacked much so she doesn't need all the armor and doesn't want to be covered up.

This is the leather armor Gustavus Adolphus wore at the Battle of Lutzen.

Dumb anvil

>game has an option to make helmets invisible when equipped

what's the fucking point.

>gambeson
better have plate beneath you fucking idiots

>Reminder that Goblin Slayer is actually inept at killing anything other than Goblins
I guess that's his flaw.

Imagine walking with those boots on solid ground.

I'm offended by that image

Realism is just a meme used by SJWs to try and force creators to censor themselves. These are the same people who bitch about realism, but not about armor so ornate and heavy that it would buckle under it's own weight or crush the occupant.

Realism ruined vidya

>Some dumb bitch who claims to be (((2000))) years old but sucks at everything
Yeah I'll take Priestess without hesitation. Elf can get GANGOBBED.

No that's the leather coat he used. Most likely with some sort of plate mail.

Are you an idiot or are you being serious?

>That mustache

Get real japan,

Japan ruined good taste

What are these delightful girls from?

Beneath? Dumbass, you wear plate over this thing. Also, these things can help stop fucking longbow arrows, it ain't the scrub shit that the vidya has portrayed it as.

>blaming japan for your problems

It's pretty clear the Japanese have a greater capacity for imagination and suspension of disbelief. Americucks are so emotionally and imaginatively dead that they can't perceive anything beyond their own shitty, welfare fueled existence.

>Their corrupted forms in the sequel

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What was this again, dungeon travelers?

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buff_coat

those costumes look awful

I imagine it's like cleats where every surface is as easily penetrated as dirt.

No, that's all the armor he wore. Gustavus found metal armor uncomfortable and didn't wear it. This is documented historical fact. Armor made of elk leather was also common among the ranks at that time.

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Nigga are you serious

this desu.

>>>/reddit/

Fucker didn't even wear chain over it? Hardcore man, hardcore. Also slightly crazy.

That's made of metal.

is this dorf fort? what's going on here?

Dungeon Travelers 2

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>you wear plate over this thing
No, they also wore plates of steel under the gambeson, but they might have used it underneath plate armor too obviously.

>these things can help stop fucking longbow arrows
Helps. No way in hell can you use just gambeson. Not saying you said that but if you believe it you're a dumb fucker.

these character designs are all practically ripped from other nearly identical looking characters from games and anime that also cater to the otaku market

please stop mistaking colors and flashy outfits for creativity

I am serious. I did however google it so I'm good now.

dead gobs
dead gobs everywhere

It's written right in the image

>It was often worn under armour.

Is a leather hat armor too? Still just a leather coat.

>the Japanese have a greater capacity for imagination

lmao

is there a lower resolution of this image? I can't view it on the wiiu

There was a test done by History Channel where a gambeson was EASILY able to stop a longbow arrow.

youtu.be/CULmGfvYlso

Isn't wearing a bikini or little to no armor completely different than not wearing a helmet

Never heard of plates under it, seems like tha'd be uncomfortable as hell. It's pretty well known as an underarmor. You are correct that no one should use it by itself, but if you're poor as fuck, it is literally better than nothing. After you saved up some dosh, put some chainmail/plate over it and you're pretty set.

I think wearing bikini armor increments the chances of being raped exponentially.

Which are already rather high, because you're a woman fighter.

So it is

>History Channel
:^)

no

Because it's not English.

I wouldn't find it as weird to not use plate or chain armor seeing as it's the gundpowder era

>"I'm bothered by unrealistic armor when it's sexy but not when it's unrealistic in any other way"

This is why you ignore these shitkavics.

It was able to stop sword and pike thrusts or even a bullet at long range so yes, it was armor.

if you read the entire sentance instead, you would see that it ends off with "but it also was worn as an alternative to wearing metallic armour."

>>>/tumblr/

This is an example of this:

Post more vidya, you cucks

In my opinion a good MC can have a full-plaited helm if it's well-made.

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