DSP's views are plummeting...

>DSP's views are plummeting, he's burned through all the money he had saved up from when he was single and had a good 9-5, and is in severe risk of filing for bankruptcy in the next 6 months
>AngryJoe is rapidly ballooning up and is in danger of potentially losing his eyesight
>TotalBiscuit is terminally ill
>Spoony's pickled his liver and has gradually pissed away 4/5 of his Patreon money after his backers got fed up with him refusing to do anything
>Boogie has somehow gotten even fatter
>MadThad isn't going to be released until 2 years after The Last Guardian
>LOW... TIER... GOD is literally drinking his own urine on stream for money
>InuitInua has been forced to out herself as a transwoman and has been doing webcam pornography since "her" YouTube career never took off
>The Irate Gamer thinks he's a ghost hunter
>CGR Mark was forced to take the Patreon route and his video quality has dropped dramatically as a result
>MetalJesus is still a socially awkward manchild
>AlphaOmegaSin and ManletTears are both still shrinking
>Dobson had to move back in with his parents and is quite literally living off food stamps after his girlfriend got sick of his shit and left him

Why do people say YouTube's worth doing again?

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>AVGN is doing just fine
>Jerma is doing great
>Star_ does nothing but stream overwatch but is doing well
>Therunawayguys doing fine

Good, all of the people worth watching are doing fine while the shitty ones are dying out, literally in some situations.

>e-celeb threads.
>we have this thread everyday.
>cucks.
>smug anime post
>Shitters talking about other shitters
>Someone gets buttmad and starts posting their wojack murals of neckbeard depictions.
>Someone gets buttmad at someone elses buttmad and posts their pepe neckbeard depictions
>That one fag who posts "gets the noggin joggin"
>We have a shit posting fiesta for the next 50 posts.
>etc.

There.

I wrapped up your shitty thread in one post.

Lets move on with our lives.

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Literally the free market at work

holy fuck, thank god I saw your post on the front page.

I just got home and saw the shit-ass OP
You saved me from myself.

>no mention of Cinemassacre
>no mention of TBFP
Hmm.

>InuitInua has been forced to out herself as a transwoman and has been doing webcam pornography since "her" YouTube career never took off

Proofs

>Ahoy still doing his thing
>ggmanlives still doing his thing
>Ross' Game Dungeon still being a carefully ph-balanced mix of his paranoia and obscure games
>markmanmahtoesis and joseph anderson still rambling to make up for their lack of actual articulation

Not seeing the issue.

Anybody see Phil and his gf today? Leanna destroyed him


youtube.com/watch?v=rkBGqH1DoBc

They thought it was a platform that would stay and support them forever and didn't do any work to build off their temporary success and fame to lay foundations and stabilize their work.

Companies like RoosterTeeth and Polaris worked off those as a base, and with their income and resources allow channels to grow beyond what they normally did. People like Angryjoe just seemed to pretend they could do the same thing forever and the formulae would never grow old. It can and does and fans grow and forget. It's less about staying relevent, less about pandering onto the hot topic, it's about making content and putting the work into creating the best content you can, in a way that will stick and bring people back to your videos time and time again.

Boogie has technically lost weight, but he's still way too big and has too many underlying conditions. He's basically 1 health problem away from dying a horrible death.

>>InuitInua has been forced to out herself as a transwoman and has been doing webcam pornography

Proof?

>InuitInua has been forced to out herself as a transwoman and has been doing webcam pornography
Well? Where is it?

you don't want it, trust me

You seem to have forgotten based ourguy Pewds, dropping red pill truthbombs on the youth of the internet and killing all jews (its just a prank bro(but please feel free to kill all jews they are the greatest threat the world has ever known)).

>Boogie dosen't have any stretch marks
>I have tons even though I weigh 1/4th of what he weighs

This pasta is stale and needs some serious updating.

>meanwhile Northernlion has been doing Binding of Isaac videos for FOUR FUCKING YEARS and still gets 100k views on every new BoI video
Good for him

All the sweet e-bux moved on to political shit.

Thats because he's been a blob for his entire life.

How is Joe gonna lose his eyesight?

Also Inuitia is not trans nor is she doing porn.

Pretty sure Rooster Teeth/Achievement Hunter still cranking out content even with Geoff taking a sabbatical.

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I just looked at his first BoI video and it's actually FIVE YEARS AGO

crazy what the human body can endure.

A lot of them probably have no idea how to do that. It's not like playing video games in front of a camera is a widely applicable skill. Still, the talented ones find a way to move on. Which goes for any career really.

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>DSP's latest livestream
>his girlfriend is in the room telling him it isn't fair that she works a job and does all the house work too while he sleeps till noon every day
>he just keeps yelling at her and saying she's in his man only zone
>she says his dick is going to be a man only zone

Do you think he'll kill himself after she leaves?

So much fun to watch e-celebs fall off the ride.

So much fun to be a crab in the bottom of this fucking bucket of crabs called life and just watch someone climbing to the top fall right back down into shit. All the money, the fame - everything up in smoke in a matter of moments.

How does it feel to be like the rest of us again? Worse I'd imagine, having had what they did.

>NorthernLion
>still stronger than ever and fucking a Korean skeltal every other day of the week
Didn't you tell me being bald meant you lost at life?

SALAD DODGING

rundown on all of boogey's health probelms and what daily life is like for him please

Good let the old e-celebs die or fad into historu and let new guys take over.

Redi-whip in the god damn background. Nice

Can of whipped cream. Jesus Christ.

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snibeti snab :DDD

oh god please tell me this really happened

>Jerma is doing great
I'm worried about his girlfriend though. Her political views aside, she isn't funny, seems like a total bitch, and banters on Jerma all the time while he barely banters at her back.

Show me your stretch marks user.

Yeah see:

How did DSP of all people get a good looking girl like Leanna? I would do horribly degenerate things with that woman.

someone post the screencaps with boogie's ass

i have no idea who those people are

am i a normie?

I'm honestly kind of impressed that he's lived this long. I would have thought he'd be on his way out a long time ago.

Razorfist, Pewdiepie and Markiplier seem tob e doing better than they ever did somehow.

He claims he was using it as compressed air to move dust (presumably of the Cheeto variety) off his keyboard. A likely story.

No.
No need to fill your brain with garbage.

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Twitch is where the money's at now.
>People send streamers 20 bucks to play them a 10 second youtube video.
>Not even a girl streamer, some pasty looking dude sitting in a dark room.

I only got stretch marks once I started losing weight lmao, turns out jogging while morbidly obese is a pretty bad idea. Just eat less and do steps/elliptical/weightlifting until you lose most of the overhang.

Good news they fade, at least. Scars aren't permanent.

>InuitInua tranny porn
You don't get to say that and not share it

don't mention it

I've got them on belly crotch arms and tits

all because I had been 35 BMI for a year

It's funny.

We say we are better than the animals we push around,feast upon, experiment and rape.

And yet in a ironic way, we have instincts that mirror their very same actions.

Manlets on suicide watch

stop posting this whore's twitter

she's nobody

Yeah and I just use a Fleshlight to hold scissors in.

>good looking girl like Leanna

Can you imagine how amazing it will be when youtubers finally die out?

>>TotalBiscuit is terminally ill
Actually he's somehow beating the cancer now.

heh...time to prove them all wrong...

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Razorfist also does metal music and politics, so his eggs aren't all in the gaming aspect. Pewdiepie also does other shit now and I'm sure the media bullshit about him recently has driven his numbers up even more. Not sure why Markiplier hasn't slowed down though.

>>DSP's views are plummeting, he's burned through all the money he had saved up from when he was single and had a good 9-5, and is in severe risk of filing for bankruptcy in the next 6 months

DSP is actually doing alright now that he is on twitch fulltime

How would you even do that? Can you just charge up an empty whipped cream can with air?

>implying you wouldn't suck the farts straight out of her asshole if merely given the opportunity

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Actually the stretch marks were always there. You only saw them once you lost weight because the skin regained some elasticity. The marks themselves never go away, but they fade gradually. They can disappear completely if they're still red, but once they go white, that part of the skin has no more blood going through it, and will never recover.

>severe risk of filing for bankruptcy
What if he has no debt? Bankruptcy doesn't actually help you survive.

Wait isn't thad in house arrest now? If he's still in the slammer would it be a cozy club fed?

That sounds really creative actually.

Stretch marks come from gaining weight at a rapid pace, not from how much weight you gain. You probably made some very bad lifestyle changes in a very sudden way.

I did the same thing years ago. My stretch marks are almost completely gone now. Just make some positive lifestyle changes and you will start losing it, and then eventually they will fade.

PC MASTER ASS RACE

But seriously i'm glad for the man, Cancer is a fuckign bitch and should be wished on anybody.

EXCEPT Hillary Clinton

His impotent rage about the election results probably out-cancered his cancer.

Its not about looks with this one, her personality is godawful, at least how it is presented on youtube in her own lets plays and interminglings with Phil's. They deserve each other in an ironic way.

Hi Leanna
>that make her good looking

Our degenerate western societies need to be burned to the ground.

>Make a living playing one game you enjoy and rambling about random shit
>Record yourself playing other games that pique your interest to keep things fresh and supplement your cash cow
CAREER SUICIDE

I wanna hug owl and tell him everything will be alright

LITERALLY PERFECT

Oh yes I do

How can scars "fade"??

Isn't she that Kaceytron knockoff

All scars fade over time. They never completely go away, but they become less and less visible.

she barely is a streamer anymore now that she has a bf... went like two months without streaming until pax east

At least Mack seems to be doing alright even after his divorce last year. I think he's already got a new woman though so we'll see.

he's just buying more time, it's still going to kill him. he has one of the bad ones.

The only real thing wrong with western society is this weird idea that comfort = happiness.

Look at the niggers or chinks, do you want to live like them?

Love can fade even the deepest of scars.

Skin is a constantly growing parasite on your natural, healthy skeleton. If you stave it off long enough, the older, outside part of the parasite dies and with it the marks it had.

Personally, for the impatient i recommend taking a knife to the parasite and liberating your true boney self

*PWAAAH*

>she says his dick is going to be a man only zone

truly makes you ruminate

I wonder who could be behind this post

That lesbian Pyro or whatever seems to be doing pretty well for herself, though I guess it's easier making money when you're a rug munching duke i guess

Mean while pewdiepie..
>millionaire
>qt Italian gf
>heiling hitler
>becoming more attractive as he ages
Such is life when you're a blue eyed/blonde haired Aryan god.

Why aren't you signaling the ubermenschen neo-nazis like all successful youtubers do?

Considering her tweets, it's not banter, she's completely serious.

I want to save him, Sup Forums.

some say his noggin is still joggin

Not just at a rapid pace, but being overweight for a long time too.

They fade in the sense that the skin around them blends around it, and it doesn't look like a balloon about to burst anymore. But they never outright disappear. I heard that very new stretch marks (red ones) can disappear completely if you lose the weight just as fast, but once they're white, you'll have them forever.