BUY MY GAME

BUY MY GAME

I've bought and am already playing a much better game than Elder Scrolls and Fallouts 3 and 4 combined.

I honestly don't know why Nintendo bothered porting skyrim to the Switch when they pretty much created the best elderscrolls game since 3

Todd wants the sweet Skyrim Switch sales shekels.

I'm actually super curious how Skyrim is gonna be on the Switch, and also what game is coming to the Switch next that isn't BOTW

That's just skyrim with mods.

Sorry, my wife's son is just too expensive to raise and I don't have any money left over for video games. I'll pirate FO4 though.

>Aonuma literally said BOTW took inspiration from Skyrim
>hurr Skyrim was bad

What an idiot

I think I'll just play New Vegas instead.

But I already bought New Vegas.

And I would do it again

Buy it now.

So, how much will skyrim's re-release be on the switch?

60 dollars?

70?

who here pirates games because they're too scared to enter gamestop?

Post best Todd image.

Here's a (you) for the sheer confusion you caused me

I pirate Groceries because I'm too afraid of social interaction.

Nah. I will pirate just spite you Todd.

How did this guy of all people become such a big meme?

I remember back he was just another random faceless video game developer.

but i already own Fallout NV, Fallout 3, Fallout 4 and TESV. what do you want me still to do?

Don't think I won't do it user.

I used to hate these threads but maybe I've just grown to like you guys but now they get a laugh out of me

Buy your game huh? I think you better buy mine

Todd Howard is a manlet

I love these threads and I don't even know who Todd is, aside from being short (I think). Is he some guy from Bethesda or Obsidian or something who's sensitive about his height and wants us to buy his games?

I said ''BUY MY GAME!''

You've mistaken Todd for someone else kid. He's 6'5".

todd howard is a jewish manlet... not that they're is anything wrong with that... picture unrelated

I ain't scared. That grenade probably isn't even real.

Redpill me on Todd.
Does he not like new Vegas or what?

FUCKING BUY IT OR I PULL THE PIN

lets be real todd, Youre gonna throw that gernade and its going to teleport miles away, exploding some poor Wastelander and bringing a bounty on us.

DO IT LITTLE PUSSY BITCH

I don't understand how Todd offing himself is a bad thing.

Assuming you are not trolling me he is the executive producer at Bethesda. and pretty much leads all development on elder scrolls and fallout games.

and if you are trolling then uh.... Reee?

Woah there partner. It seems I've caught you going $0 in a $60 per game zone. Legit copy of Fallout 4 and Season Pass please.

He was never just another random faceless video game developer. He's always been about making ridiculous fucking grandiose claims about his games and then going back on them. He's been a meme since at least Oblivion times.

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not only will i NOT buy fallout 4 OR the season pass, but i will also advise others to PIRATE and perhaps engage in acts THIEVERY involving fallout 4.

p.s. dork

Is Todd the new Gaben, when he was actually a center piece, the face, of the vidya industry, now that the fat fuck has lived long enough to make us actually want to see him die in our lifetimes?

You don't want me and my boys to pay you a visit do you user?

I remember in high school nobody knew what Morrowind was, it was a niche nerdy thing that only people into gaming knew. When skyrim came out it became a big normie things and normie friends were asking me how to download it.

Fallout 4 was also popular with normies, I saw stacies buying it for their chad boyfriends.

You and your group of gay thugs don't scare me Todd.

FALLOUT 4 HAS ALREADY BEEN PAID FOR BY YOU

SKSE64 WHERE TODD??

Oh fuck, he is pretty significant then. Thanks user. I gotta ask, is he actually as short as the memes make him out to be?

I've brought in a ringer.

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DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO YOU'RE PIRATING FROM?

EWAN UFENZADED[/SPOILER]

wait ONE FUCKING MINUTE

Buy it before I blow your goddamn head off user.

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i think you can just order groceries, go to a station in your car, and people will just bring them out to your car. all you have to do is order online and drive to the store and wait in a parking lot... well you can do that at the one kroger by my house

no

Greetings earthlings, I've just stopped by to tell you to check out this wonderful game coming out to the switch called skyrim.

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T-Todd p-please...I'll buy your game if you please calm down...please...

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GAME?
GAME
GAME!
SARCASTIC

You don't scare me Todd

I've had enough of your shit todd. I bought your game and still act like a manchild. Apologize or I'll make sure I never buy one of your games as long as I live.

Enough is ENOUGH! The day has come Sup Forums, you've awoken something which should not be.

You have no idea what you've started.

The world needs the critic but with video games.

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fuck you

Jesus christ this board is dogshit.

This is still better than the thinly-veiled porn threads and the awful falseflag/console wars shit.

At least I can jack it to porn.

>he still needs physical pleasure like a neanderthal.
HA, oh user you need to evolve it's literally 2017 physical pleasure is for cucks.

Where's my fucking spears at Todd?

No

i did buy fallout 4 and skyrim

they both blew ass

I already bought a game.