>Liam has left the channel to start a highly unsuccessful stream
>Woolie started his own side channel with weebshit and board games
>RE7 LP wasn't as big as they expected it to be
>Parasite Eve 2 is the least viewed LP in their history, with month-old episodes still having only ~20k views
>DS3 and THUG bleeding views
It was a good run, guys
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I wish Woolie was not a massive weeb. Should of grown out of that shit by now.
>he's not a weeb
When a black guy becomes a weeb, he's a weeb for life. Ask Brennan "Better Woolie" Williams
fuck off
They keep doing long boring games that nobody cares about. Pat being absent lately isn't helping. Honestly, Woolie's channel is the best thing any of them are doing right now.
pat's streams are fun but I guess that's not part of the channel really
>Pat's stream is incredibly successful and he probably pulls more money from it then 2BF
This is my favorite thing to come out of Two Best Friends, honestly.
Channel name?
I like the thug lp. But holy fucking shit matt is annoying with the baby talk/simpsons references
Bizarrely, their subreddit (yeah, I know) advertises new WoolieVS videos, but not new Liam videos or streams. That, together with the fact Pat didn't even write a post when Liam left, makes me thing the "falling out with Pat" theory might have something to it
I started watching these faggots after 4 or 5 years because I saw these threads on Sup Forums about how the dark souls playthrough would be the least cancerous one possible, previously I had only watched the david cage / moviegame lets plays and even those felt a little too boring for me
I don't even particularly like the Dark Souls lets play but I watch it out of morbid curiosity, this nigger is borderline retarded and must have an IQ of 75 because he is so bad at playing the game despite having the most OP equipment and being overleveled I just want to see him fail
At the end of the day though you need to get this reddit e-celeb cancer off of Sup Forums so into the report queue you go underage faggot
Woolie wishes he could be a weeb
>because I saw these threads on Sup Forums about how the dark souls playthrough would be the least cancerous one possible
Holy shit you got memed HARD. It's one of their most rage-inducing LPs
Liam requested that they don't do that.
>try out the podcast for the first time in forever
>its just matt and woolie talking about shitty movies forever
no pat no views
Woolie does this thing where he pretends to be a huge fan of everything yet he only likes/consumes surface level trash. I sincerely want to ask him why he does this.
He gets this fake hype voice and pretends he's dropping truth bombs about why something is THE BEST when in actuality it's something that's just currently popular.
I mean the guy STILL thinks Refn has only done 3 movies, Drive, OGF and Neon Demon. He thinks Mark Millar is a good comic book writer because he weaseled his way into a few movies. Woolie is such a poser. As if the lip ring didn't tip you off...
For what purpose? It's helping Woolie's channel massively, while Liam's is dead or dying. Why miss on such a boost?
Good. It's finally happening. Soon you'll finally all accept that even Pat was shit after giving up on what was left of TheSw1tcher and watching his streams. It's time for the True Ending. They all fall. Only your own regret for watching them shall remain.
>watch an rlm video
>next podcast, Pat quotes them verbatim pretending the idea was his own
>listen to the giantbombcast
>next podcast Pat quotes them verbatim as if the idea was his own
Why does Pat do this?
They died with RE4, its only stupid worthless kids that keep watching them. Fitting desu, RE died with 4 so did they
There are times on the podcast when it sounded like Liam wanted to just strangle them. Dude was really strong about his opinions and they'd just shit on him just the same as each other. It seems amicable, at least from the other 3's commenting on Liam.
I feel like they really need a 4th guy in there though, 3 wheels seems awkward.
My guess is he wants to build his channel on his own, the problem is Liam isn't particularly funny/interesting on his own. He needs someone to bounce off of.
>He thinks Mark Millar is a good comic book writer
I think Mark Millar is two different people.
One that writes interesting things like Chrononauts, and one that desperately wants to be like Garth Ennis yet doesn't get his humor or characters.
Because he's a ginger bastard
Triangle is the strongest shape known to man.
Squares, (of as I like to call them rectangles) have all sorts of structural weaknesses.
Because he's a stupid nigger
They're all the most casual, surface level retards imaginable and they are the exact kind of people I would expect to be neofaggers that occasionally come to Sup Forums
How can people watch Woolie, isn't he literally retarded? He can't tell left from right, nor can he actually read.
like 4 giant games release
>no LPs
>just shit machinima stuff
Pat can probably manage a solid living doing what he does. Paige might also be landing a job as co-host of The Dick Show (like #3 biggest podcast on Patreon, 20k/mo), she tried for co-host twice and the fans all loved her and keep insisting she's the one. Problem is, it's recorded in fucking LA, so Pat would get cucked the fuck out daily
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I hope he streams P5 when it comes out, even more if his gf is there to shit talk each other
I don't recognize that hentai.
wait is it hentai or just ecchi?
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>pat has to poop with the doors locked in the dark
Was...was he molested in a bathroom or something? How does one even develop such a tick
She actually can write bits, which surprised me. The best bit Asterios (professional LA comedian) ever did was written by her. She's wittier than all of SBFP combined
>they really need 2 more, matt contributes nothing beside 'the wife and i watched...'
Wait what? Does he at least wipe his ass with the lights on?
He's a poser, that's why. He knows it, he accepts it, his loved ones know and accept it. He goes shallow end on everything because if he goes too deep then effort is required and failure is possible.
Pat missed the past 2 weeks podcasts.
With Matt and Woolie at Pax im guessing we are getting a Pax podcast with no Pat again this week.
>that King Kong video
Jesus, it's a bizarro world where Matt is actually the tolerable one and Woolie is the boring sandbag.
Somebody post that image of pats girlfriend on that bridge in the city.
I lost it and haven't found it for like a year.
That's not even the weirdest thing he does
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God this Tony Hawk lp i was expecting them to atleast be competent and it was just going to be look at the dumb story in this skateboarding game.
Instead its watch the Trial of Woolie and Matt as Matt speaks over important information and Woolie can't read wasting 10 minutes trying to do a mission.
The fact it took what seems like 3 recording sessions before they worked out a green icon means its a mission objective they need to get and not a new mission drove me crazy.
That's not it.
It's night time in the picture.
...
Why are they such an annoying bunch of ugly fucks?
>should of
Thanks user.
they're getting 5k subs a month minimum and their views have consistently been around 10 million for a while now, they just had their best month ever in January
woolieversus. Right now the only stuff on it is a few videos of him playing Naruto Ultimate Ninja Storm, and an hour long video covering Kingdom of Dearth Monsters
Why do so many people on this board find it a pastime to watch others play vidya?
Lets be fair, when Woolie does get into shit, he gets into it hard, especially when pushed. He was originally surface level Jojo trash who thought he was big time, and then people called him out on it, and then he read all of Jojo
>it's a Matt/Woolie week because Pat had to take care of his stupid cat
>Matt is in every fucking video just about
>one offs
oh god what a terrible week of content
I hope matt gets shivved by a schizo at a convention.
Cause they don't play.
Just goes to show they're Markiplier levels of cancer if they're hitting that many views. You really have to pander to the lowest form of retard to get those kind of numbers.
They've hovered around the same viewcount for years and they've been at 600k for years as well, when the first few years they gained 50k subs per month or some shit.
Grow has been at a standstill for them for a long time out, youtube itself pays absolute jack shit compared to what it used to, and they aren't pushing forward in any considerable ways. Its why Twitch streaming is such a focus for literally every old youtuber these days.
If youtube deactivated dead subs I wouldn't be surprised to see they only have 300k active or some shit and that's generious
Because it's interesting seeing other peoples' perspectives on the games you like to play and it gives you an opportunity to see full playthroughs of the games you want to see but have no interest or ability to play.
Pat is a lucky sonova bitch.
>All these videos with just Matt and Woolie
Make it stop, please god. Woolie works best with Pat, delet Matt. The best era of 2BF was when Matt and Liam both left.
2BFP is actually pretty small-time. Markiplier is orders of magnitude bigger
>They keep doing long boring games that nobody cares about.
this is Matt's thing. Matt wants to do bad games so he can laugh at fuck ups and if there's no fuck ups he'll lose interest or try to get Pat/Woolie to intentionally fuck up the mechanics.
he's always said the channel is good because they do bad games others don't play, even though they always do worse in views, by a lot. He just has no joy playing well made games
I tried listening to one of their podcasts and that shit infuriated me to no end, and to think he has fans, what the fuck.
>I saw this movie the other night
>oooooooh right, my wife loved it
>So what did you guys do over the weekend?
>well the missus decided to...
>Anything you'd like to add?
>my wife, my wife, my wife, my wife, my wife,
>E-celeb garbage
Yo, nice! Have an upvote my fellow Redditor.
Probably the same reason so man people find it a pastime to watch other people play sports.
>seeing other peoples' perspectives on the games you like to play
Why not just make friends who play games then?
>games you want to see but have no interest or ability to play
Watch a walkthrough on the hardest settings then.
>Pizza pasta force did i mention my vacation and how my wife and the pizza pasta force were on vacation with me
Why do so many people on this board find it a pastime to shitpost about vidya?
>Matt shits on Yakuza 4 LP the entire time
>can barely stay conscious most of the time and Pat has to tell him when funny cutscenes are coming so he'll pay attention
>Yakuza 5 comes out and Matt shits on the idea of doing an LP, much to Pat's lament
>Yakuza 0 comes out, Pat advertises he's going to do it on stream, to much fanfare
>Matt has him change his mind and now it's an upcoming LP
what happened here bros?
>Been doing this shit for years
>Only just bought a green screen
I dont get this. They refused to invest any money into their channel for fucking years.
They spent all that money on video games and dolls. Now, by the time they actually care enough to invest, they are branching into their own bullshit gimmicks.
Also, Matt is a terrible person.
yeah someone sauce us please that shit looks pretty good from here
>I saw [Shitty horror movie on Netflix] with the missus
>Don't bother watching it if you're interested cause I'll spoil it anyway
>watching people who spent their lives training their bodies to become professional at a sport play it at a masterful level
>same as watching a couple of bored wannabe comedians half-ass their way through weeaboo games
You could've at least put some effort in and compared it to competitive multiplayer games or Esports.
Matt is a terrible LPer, he's clearly just a business guy and would work best behind the scenes, or just starting his own fucking movie review garbage or something, he has no charisma on video and is shit all at playing off Woolie or Pat.
FotM for views. Problem is they are idiots and wait until its out of the public eye. Probably the biggest reason is they've been trying to hit every "break in case of emergency" thing they can these days cause outside of pulling in big numbers they are in the shitter.
Can you retards not read?
It says "Majikoi Oh Samurai"
Certainly feels like it, but that machinama contract has pat and matt locked down for a while longer.
>and is shit all at playing off Woolie or Pat.
It's undeniable Matt is the best pairing for Pat, and all their GOAT LPs have been Matt + Pat pairings
Pat is 5'2" and bald/dad bodded and he got himself a 9/10. IF that's possible we can do anything
Well no, because it's the same idea. People watch sports for entertainment that they, themselves, are unlikely to be personally involved in. I don't play games, I don't buy consoles or any of that stuff anymore, but I still find entertainment in seeing other's play it.
Besides, I never specified what sports, and you mention esports, so you're just being pedantic.
dick masterson stole flirty glances at paige the entire episode of the last the dick show. you can really see it in the second video. never seen him look at a guest like that before. pat better hold on to her tight cause it looks like someones got a crush.
If your going to play bad games like this pick shorter games or edit the shit out of the lps so its not just boring nothing.
Also Matt needs to stop being on LP's he is not needed on DS3 was ruined by him being on it. Pat playing and doing something trying to get Woolies attention to talk about the thing happening Matt just says stupid things over this and talks to Woolie.
>This entire post
Why would they need a green screen? They don't do face cam shit, and the only times they are on camera is for stupid skits which don't require back drops.
Also
>Run a video game channel
>Spending money on video games
>A detriment
Dick's current GF is purportedly even hotter. Then again, something tells me Pat has been cucked before
Paige is an escort who travels the world getting fucked by Japanese businessmen.
She and Pat have an open relationship.
>I don't play games, I don't buy consoles or any of that stuff anymore, but I still find entertainment in seeing other's play it.
>I'm not involved in video games, but I'll post on the video games board anyways.
If you could leave that would be great.
I got bored of them in 2011. How am I still hearing about them?
Lets not forget Matt says to the guest a couple of weeks ago Yakuza is just a GTA type game.
Yakuza 0 picked up a bunch of interest because with the way streaming and LP's are now a game with a bunch of wacky side quests to react too are the perfect thing to stream.
Kinda makes me sad thats whats making Yakuza more popular again but whatever so long as a few extra people buy it.
their views have steadily gone up over the last 2 years and are consistently over 10 mil a month now, not including the goofy youtube view months over the late summer. They're getting 60k subs a year and maintaining their current subs
there is no depletion or imminent channel death here pal, sorry, your narrative stinks
If Paige would settle for someone like Pat by choice, it's unlikely she will ever get snatched up by anyone else unless Pat fucks something up.
autism.
It is ridiculously easy to just buy a fucking console or put a PC together and just PLAY. How could you compare that to sports? You're literally too lazy to sit on your ass and press some buttons.
He's also a guy she's used to springboard her career. She's actively become a known commodity because of him. I mean shit, she's shot up to having a successful twitch page, and is on a very known podcast now because of the exposure she got from him.
I used to play games, and games still interest me, but playing them myself isn't something that keeps my interest anymore.
pat has a 9inch horse cock and hes got personality, which goes a long way. also domething tells me pat was the cucker not the cuckold
Steadily going up by a matter of thousands doesn't mean shit when youtube actively gets worse at payouts every year. They are making an absolute fraction of what they used to.
Sorry pal, your head-cannon for everything being fine sticks.
It is ridiculously easy to just buy a fucking football or put a group together and just PLAY. How could you compare that to video games?
No, it's not laziness, it's an inability to keep interest in it. It's happened with pretty much every hobby I pick up, I have a huge burst of interest and a desire to immerse myself into that hobby, and then a few days later, I lose interest in doing that hobby. Which has left me with frustration as I still LIKE those hobbies, but I just can't muster up the motivation to do them anymore.